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Twisted~*

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Member Since: 2 Dec 2012 08:42pm

Last Seen: 7 Mar 2014 08:56pm

Gender: F

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 My names Diana. I like bands

1. Twisted~*
   posted a quote
   March 3, 2014 9:16pm UTC
   DON'T
   CRITICIZE
   WHAT
   YOU DON'T
   UNDERSTAND
   
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2. Twisted~*
   posted a quote
   February 1, 2014 5:52pm UTC
   
   .
   .
   .
   .
   My finger tips
   & my lips, they burn
   from the cigarettes
   nmf
   nmf
   
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3. Twisted~*
   posted a quote
   January 12, 2014 3:28pm UTC
   mean girls came out on april 30th 2004.
   the 10 year anniversary is this year
   and april 30th is a wednesday
   and if the whole world does not wear pink
   i’m moving to saturn
   
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4. Twisted~*
   posted a quote
   January 6, 2014 8:44pm UTC
   why did the chicken cross the road
   seriously
   to get to the ugly witches house
   .. i don't get it
   knock knock
   whose there
   the chicken
   
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5. Twisted~*
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2013 1:07pm UTC
   When life gives you lemons
   Do not make lemonade.
   Take them to your enemies
   and sqeeze them into their eyes
   
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6. Twisted~*
   posted a quote
   December 28, 2013 5:29pm UTC
   I am living
   <<<<<<<<<< quietly bleeding
   
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7. Twisted~*
   posted a quote
   December 23, 2013 10:39pm UTC
   When it is dark enough, you can see the stars
   Format by Breeze
   
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8. Twisted~*
   posted a quote
   December 23, 2013 8:09pm UTC
   Some crazy, unbelievable facts!
   - It's almost 2014
   
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9. Twisted~*
   posted a quote
   December 23, 2013 8:06pm UTC
   my bf told me that when he was in 6th grade
   he was sick and he like almost died
   and he had to stay in bed and
   nobody came to see him on his birthday
   but his world of warcraft friends threw
   him an online virtual party and if that
   dosent warm your heart idk what will
   
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10. Twisted~*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 12:42pm UTC
    2:04 A.M
    and while other people
    are going to open their presents,
    others are going to open their veins
    
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11. Twisted~*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 8:41pm UTC
    Everyday, i write " you are beautiful, don't let anybody tell you otherwise' on a sticky note
    and put it into a random locker inbetween classes
    today, i found a note in my locker saying 'so are you'
    whoever you are, you give me hope
    
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12. Twisted~*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 12:04pm UTC
    Boy, are you Dutch?
    Because Amsterdamn
    ;)
    
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13. Twisted~*
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    So who else knows about Korea planning to bomb the whole united states and kill us all? Just me..?
    
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14. Twisted~*
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 8:27pm UTC
    Friend: That song is so old..
    Me: So is your mom, but it seems you still listen to her..
    
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15. Twisted~*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 7:46pm UTC
    The first day at my new school we had a presentation about bullying.
    The presentation revolved around 4 kids who were bullied then comitted suicide.
    I couldn't control it any longer.
    I ran out of the gym, bawling my eyes out.
    Some kids thought I was soft, so kids thought I wanted attention.
    None of them knew my sister was in that video.
    nmq
    
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16. Twisted~*
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 9:50pm UTC
    No, cough syrup, you are not grape flavored.
    Did you ever eat a grape?
    You taste like death and tears of young children.
    
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17. Twisted~*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 9:00pm UTC
    Every girl's dream is to have a guy call her at 3 A.M just to tell her "Hey baby, just wanted to let you know that I love you."
    Wake me up at 3 A.M and I will kill you.
    
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18. Twisted~*
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 9:50pm UTC
    *My teacher teaching Math class*
    Him: So, any questions?
    Random girl: Since Obama is in charge of us, and we have to listen to him, is he in charge of dogs, too?
    Him: ... Anyways..
    
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19. Twisted~*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 7:16pm UTC
    Okay guys i'm seriously out of shape like internet explorer could probably run faster than me..
    nmq
    
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20. Twisted~*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 7:46pm UTC
    I'm just curious..
    who is going to have a valentine this year?
    Comment if not.
    
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