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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 4:57pm UTC

Shoutout to the kid that whispers
the answer
to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 2:31pm UTC

let us have a moment of silence
for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 5:14pm UTC

There is no logical reason for
shorts to be the same price as pants.

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伤*
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 4:38pm UTC

"can i help you with something?"
no i stood in this line for 15 minutes just to say hi

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 5:29pm UTC

Imagine if trees gave off
wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we'd probably save the planet, too.

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spence*
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 4:19pm UTC

My friend left
her phone at my house.
I read through her texts. I don't know why.
I knew I shouldn't have. most of them
were about how much she hates me.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 5:09pm UTC

Unless you physically see me
opening a tampon, don't just assume that because I'm angry, I'm on my period because that's just annoying and tonight when you're sleeping, I will "just assume" you are dead and bury you in the backyard.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 6:41pm UTC

I almost find it pointless to follow yourcool
because all of her quotes show up in the top section anyways

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 6:56pm UTC

roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic.
but no, this is just gardening facts.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 12:47pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Fries before guys.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 5:24pm UTC

Being a good friend isn't just "defending" your friend. It's also calling them
out on their sh.t and being real with them. Some of you fail to realize this.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 12:39pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Witty is the only social network
my parents haven't ruined.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 7:51pm UTC

6th Grader: I'm so in lov-
Me: YOU'RE 12

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 9:19pm UTC

if i die and people post stupid statues about me on
facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and f.cking murder them

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 2:27pm UTC

I hate that guys think that every girl is an insecure wreck that feels bad
about herself and stuff, so they put, "You're beautiful." on signs and say sh.t like, "Every girl deserves to be called a princess." Like, we're not a f.cking charity.

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