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_Sol_
posted a quote
August 29, 2015 4:55pm UTC

If what they said was all pretend then it'd be different,
If it depended on if anyone was listening,
And I was listening.
And when they said that what I wanted was a figment,
I had to turn the other cheek but I was listening,
Yeah I was listening, listening to all....
-Let it go, The Neighbourhood-

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AnonymousGirl98
posted a quote
December 24, 2014 3:40pm UTC

I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

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celestialerror*
posted a quote
December 24, 2014 3:59pm UTC

I'm sorry I ruined your lives, and crammed eleven cookies in the VCR.

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AnonymousGirl98
posted a quote
December 24, 2014 4:14pm UTC

I was hungry so i decided to buy some animal crackers ..
Cashier guy: Ok that will be 1.39
Me: Uh can i get a bag please?
Cashier guy: *gives me weird look but gives me a small bag*
Me: Thank you i think people might look at me funny if they saw me carrying around animal crackers..
Cashier guy: What.. just be like "YEAH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS PROBLEM!?"
Cashier guy: (as I'm leaving) DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL!
Made my day..

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AnonymousGirl98
posted a quote
December 24, 2014 4:21pm UTC

I talk about wanting a "boyfriend"
But I don't even know what I'd do with one
Like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner
How often does it eat

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AnonymousGirl98
posted a quote
December 24, 2014 4:31pm UTC

Me: Why am i still single? I need a boyfriend!
Friend: Well you know good things come to those who wait.
Me: I DID MY WAITING! TWELVE YEARS OF IT! IN AZKABAN!!
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: THAT is why you're single.

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kyndallwithay
posted a quote
December 24, 2014 5:16pm UTC

How could you be so blind?
What goes around comes back around in time.
-Sleeping With Sirens

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sunday
posted a quote
December 20, 2014 1:58pm UTC

does she look at you the way i do?
try to understand the words you say, and the way you move?
does she get the same big rush, when you go in for a hug and your cheeks brush?
tell me am i crazy, or is this more then a crush?
he is we - blame it on the rain

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Asma*
posted a quote
December 22, 2014 9:14pm UTC

Teacher: Where are you heading to for the holidays?
Students: EGYPT! ITALY! BRAZIL! SINGAPORE! SPAIN!
Me: McDonalds.
NMQ

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pangerit
posted a quote
November 26, 2014 8:06pm UTC

Why aren't any of you listening to me when I say I'm trying to help?
I will stay awake as long as you need me to.
Come on guys, I've gone through this too.
Take a deep breath, okay?
I'm here.

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pangerit
posted a quote
December 22, 2014 9:05pm UTC

I know that some of you may probably abandon me after I say this,
But,
I'm gay.
♥

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hiimawkward247*
posted a quote
December 22, 2014 8:37pm UTC

So you can keep knocking, baby you're knocking but there ain't no way I'm ever gonna let you in. No not again. So keep on knocking but baby you're better off walking cause baby I'm not letting in. Never again

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
December 22, 2014 8:42pm UTC

f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3
I had a dream last night that I had over 800 notifications on here.
It was kind of awkward, and I don't know why I had that dream.
I just got on to find myself with.....
1 notification! Yay!! c:

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Ashlee Nicole*
posted a quote
December 19, 2014 12:44pm UTC

we were young, we were dumb
stayed up late to watch the sun.

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ilovepuppy11
posted a quote
December 19, 2014 9:27pm UTC

KEEP CALM
AND BLAME
DINKLEBERG!
*notmyformat

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
July 4, 2014 7:03am UTC

When you love someone
and they break your heart,
DON'T GIVE UP ON LOVE;
have faith, restart.
Just hold on.

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
October 6, 2014 2:33pm UTC

There's been a heap of people using my old formats lately
(like really old. LIKE MY ACCOUNT FROM FOUR YEARS AGO OLD)
and I'm just sitting here like....

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 8, 2014 6:40pm UTC

I’m very strong, I could fight off
maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 8, 2014 6:54pm UTC

one time i was channel surfing and
i came to a scene in twilight where rob pattinson climbs up into a tree as edward cullen and i changed the channel and rob pattinson hopped out of a tree as cedric diggory from harry potter

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 29, 2014 8:35pm UTC

I apologized to him more than a month ago.
I bawled my eyes out to him and he accepted my apology.
I was going to make up for my mistakes when we went back.
I was determined to get him to be able to call me his friend.
I wanted to prove to my friends that he is a good guy underneath it all.
I wanted to prove to him and his friends that I was a good friend.
Two days ago I learned he wasn't returning to the school.
He transferred to a school two hours away.
My goals will never be reached.
And I will never be able to redeem myself.
I am so heartbroken over someone I never even got a chance with.

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