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ilovepuppy11

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Member Since: 13 Aug 2014 05:34pm

Last Seen: 7 Dec 2018 08:12pm

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Unsolved Mysteries and Conspiracy Theories and stuff like that are my thing (:






 
  1. ilovepuppy11 ilovepuppy11
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2015 5:14pm UTC
    nmfNM
    ◢ 4:00 ▃
    FUNNY TEXTING WITH...
    DAD
    DAD:HI.IM FAIRLY NEW TO FACEBOOK.MIND ACCEPTING MY FRIEND REQUEST?
    ME:YOU MADE A FACEBOOK?! WTF!
    DAD:WHAT DOES "WTF"MEAN?
    ME:OH IT MEANS WELCOME TO FACEBOOK
    NMF

  2. ilovepuppy11 ilovepuppy11
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2015 11:31am UTC
    nmfNM
    â—¢ 1:30 â–ƒ
    FUNNY TEXTING WITH...
    MOM.
    MOM: What does "IDK,LY & TTYL" mean?
    Me: I dont know, love you, talk to you later...
    MOM: OK, I'LL ASK YOUR SISTER.
    ME: O_______O
    NMF

  3. ilovepuppy11 ilovepuppy11
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2015 11:25am UTC
    ◢ 2:50 ▃
    FUNNY TEXTING WITH...
    SISTER
    SISTER:How do u spell orange?
    ME:U just spelled it...
    SISTER:No, tht is the color, how do u spell the fruit?
    ME:How are we related?

  4. ilovepuppy11 ilovepuppy11
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2015 11:20am UTC
    I CANT
    KEEP CALM
    ITS MY BIRTHDAY
    http://urbanlayouts.weebly.com/
    Format by Urbanlayoutsxoxo

  5. ilovepuppy11 ilovepuppy11
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2015 1:49pm UTC
    ◢ 1:30 ▃
    FUNNY TEXTING WITH...
    MOM.
    ME:So how's your new phone mom?
    ME:You finally have a smartphone;D
    ME:Mom?
    ME:Why aren't you answering!?
    MOM:howdoyoudoaspace?

  6. ilovepuppy11 ilovepuppy11
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2015 9:57am UTC
    "BOOKS ARE A UNIQUELY PORTABLE MAGIC."
    STEPHEN KING

  7. ilovepuppy11 ilovepuppy11
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2015 10:18am UTC
    Ghost in the Forest
    Ghost in the Forest is a scary e-mail about an evil spirit that appears in a photo. It is just a chain letter, so there is no need to repost it. It is also known as the Sundarbans Ghost.
    Subject: Ghost in the Forest – Read before you view the picture.
    The guy in the photo went to the Sundarbans forest in Bangladesh with his friends. He asked one of his friends to take his picture in that very place. While his friend was taking the picture, he screamed and fainted. Two days later, he died in the medical college. Doctors said he died because of a heart attack.
    When the photos were developed, in the last photo there was a ghostly lady standing right beside him though friends claim that he was standing alone.
    Many people say it is a rumor and that the picture is the result of image manipulation. However, the photo itself is very scary and I’m sure you’ll also feel the same way I felt. Here you go with the photo!
    A navy officer sent this letter to 13 people and he was promoted.
    A business man received this letter and threw it away..not believing in it. He lost everything he had within 13 days.
    It reached a labourer and he distributed it to 13 people.. he was promoted and all his problems were solved within 13 days.
    So you must send this e-mail to 13 people and something good will to happen to you. If you don’t send it, something bad will happen. So get sending, people. Don’t be lazy.
    PS: Do not send this back to the person who send it to you!
    (NOT MY STORY FOUND IT ONLINE)

  8. ilovepuppy11 ilovepuppy11
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2015 10:12am UTC
    Clarissa
    Clarissa is a scary chain letter about a little girl who is an insane killer.
    WARNING! This is not a joke! Carry on reading or you will die!
    Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad.
    She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the government decided that the best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humanely as possible but it went wrong. The machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she finally died.
    Now every week on the day of her death, she returns to the person that reads this chain letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death.
    Now send this link to ten other people and she will haunt someone else who doesn’t pass this on like you did. And she will forget about you.
    Example: Jenny didn’t believe this and deleted it without even reading the whole thing! A few days later, on a monday night, she was woken up by loud footsteps and heavy breathing. Clarissa was standing there with a huge knife and well… Jenny is history now.
    (p.s. this is notmy story it is from online also these kind of stories are total FAKE read this yesterday nothing happend to me)

  9. ilovepuppy11 ilovepuppy11
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2014 11:27am UTC

  10. ilovepuppy11 ilovepuppy11
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2014 9:13am UTC
    BABY BLUE
    The legend of Blue Baby Blue concerns a story about a strange game that kids play. It causes an evil ghostly infant to appear in your arms. This urban legend is related to the myth of Bloody Mary.
    To play “Blue Baby Blue”, you have to go into the bathroom on your own, turn off the lights and lock the door. Then you stare into the mirror, hold out your arms like you are rocking a baby and repeat the words “Baby Blue, Blue Baby” 13 times without making a mistake.
    If you do it right, you will suddenly feel the weight of an invisible baby in your arms. The baby will get heavier and heavier as it grows larger and larger. You will feel it scratching your arms.
    Before it gets too heavy, you have to quickly take the invisible baby, flush it down the toilet and run out of the bathroom. If you don’t do it fast enough, a hideous woman will appear in the mirror. She will yell “Give me back my baby!” and scream loud enough to break glass. If you are still holding the baby, she will kill you.
    Some people believe the woman is Bloody Mary and she murdered her own child when she shattered a mirror and used a piece of broken glass to stab him to death.
    According to the urban legend, a group of girls found out about the blue baby story and decided to try it out. They didn’t believe it would work, so they sent their friend Laura into the bathroom on her own. She turned the lights off and closed the door behind her. Laura put out her arms and started chanting the phrase “Blue Baby, Baby Blue”.
    All of a sudden, a baby appeared in her arms and began scratching her. Laura was scared out of her wits and had no idea what to do. She wanted to drop it and run, but she was afraid of what might happen. She just stood there holding the invisible baby as it grew heavier and heavier. Suddenly, she caught sight of something horrible in the bathroom mirror and screamed in terror.
    When Laura’s friends heard her screaming, they tried to open the bathroom door, but it was locked. Finally, they managed to run to a friends’s house to get help. When they broke open the door, they found Laura lying dead on the bathroom floor. Her eyes had been scratched out. They couldn’t move her body because something large and invisible was pinning her to the ground.
    (this is not my story found it from online:))

  11. ilovepuppy11 ilovepuppy11
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2014 9:08am UTC
    stop worrying about what you have to loose and start focusing on what you have to gain
    nmf

  12. ilovepuppy11 ilovepuppy11
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2014 3:56pm UTC
    ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★
    SPONGEBOB:HI MR.KRABS
    MR.KRABS:SPONGEBOB,WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
    SPONGEBOB:OH,YOU KNOW, JUST HANGING AROUND.
    PATRICK:BOOOOOOOO!
    new format comment if you need any changes :)
    ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★
    ilovepuppy format

  13. ilovepuppy11 ilovepuppy11
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2014 3:55pm UTC
    ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★
    SPONGEBOB:HI MR.KRABS
    MR.KRABS:SPONGEBOB,WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
    SPONGEBOB:OH,YOU KNOW, JUST HANGING AROUND.
    PATRICK:BOOOOOOOO!
    new format comment if you need any changes :)
    ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★
    ilovepuppy format

  14. ilovepuppy11 ilovepuppy11
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2014 11:10am UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    HEY GUYS I MADE MY
    OWN FORMAT SO HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE THIS
    ONE AND IF YOU NEED ANY CHANGES PLZ LET
    ME KNOW :)
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    FORMAT BY:ILOVEPUPPY11

  15. ilovepuppy11 ilovepuppy11
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2014 8:10am UTC
    GIRL: DAD THERE'S A MOTH OUTSIDE THE BATHROOM DOOR, CAN YOU GET RID OF IT?!
    GIRL:PLS HURRY, IM GOING TO CRY!
    GIRL:DAD
    GIRL:DAD
    DAD: DAD IS DEAD. YOUR NEXT. LOVE MOTH

  16. ilovepuppy11 ilovepuppy11
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2014 9:27pm UTC
    KEEP CALM
    AND BLAME
    DINKLEBERG!
    *notmyformat

  17. ilovepuppy11 ilovepuppy11
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2014 9:21pm UTC
    "I KNOW YOUR HEART'S BEEN BROKEN BUT DON'T YOU GIVE UP!"
    -NIALL HORAN
    nmf

  18. ilovepuppy11 ilovepuppy11
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2014 9:16pm UTC
    THE ONLY PERSON YOU SHOULD TRY TO BE BETTER THAN IS THE PERSON YOU WERE YESTERDAY.

  19. ilovepuppy11 ilovepuppy11
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2014 8:21pm UTC
    CookieDoughFormats
    ♥♥♥
    ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU
    ♥♥♥
    Format by Cookiedoughformats

  20. ilovepuppy11 ilovepuppy11
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2014 8:16pm UTC
    YOU'RE NOT JUST MY FRIEND
    YOU'RE MY LOVE
    YOU'RE NOT JUST MY LOVE
    YOU'RE MY HEART
    YOU'RE NOT JUST MY HEART
    YOU'RE MY LIFE
    YOU'RE MY EVERYTHING
    :)

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