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Me: Why am i still single? I need a boyfriend!
Friend: Well you know good things come to those who wait.
Me: I DID MY WAITING! TWELVE YEARS OF IT! IN AZKABAN!!
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: THAT is why you're single.

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Me: Why am i still single? I need a boyfriend! Friend: Well you

11 faves · Dec 24, 2014 4:31pm

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