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  1. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2014 1:49pm UTC
    I've seen your frown and it's like looking down the barrel of
    a gun.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2014 8:41pm UTC
    this format was made by partie! please only use this for your QUOTES on WITTYPROFILES.COM and do not remove ANY part of the credit; that includes this credit right here and any credit that follows (c) partie
    “I remember when I was younger and I wanted to be beautiful; now I’m older and I want to be intelligent. I want to burn hearts with brilliance and engulf souls with compassion. I want to be loved for my thoughts and nothing else.”

  5. Were all mad here* Were all mad here*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2014 9:51pm UTC
    Maybe I fell
    for your smile,
    or the way you always say what you mean…
    without ever actually saying what you mean.
    I don’t know why or how, but I fell.
    So here it is,
    my confession to you…
    I’m insanely and unnaturally in love
    with you.

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2014 2:50pm UTC
    i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone

  7. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 4:47am UTC
    friendships don't have to last forever. if they're treating you badly or making you feel like crap about yourself, it is okay to leave, it is okay to make new friends, because the length of a friendship doesn't ensure the quality of it. people change.

  8. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2014 6:06am UTC
    Today was gonna be the day;
    he'd already wrote the note
    and parked that Chevrolet
    at the end of that dead end road.
    Had his finger on the trigger,
    just about to end everything.
    He was taking one last long breath
    when he heard his cell phone ring,
    and his best friend said, "Man where you been?
    We're headed down to the lake this weekend;
    You better not miss it, 'cause buddy I swear,
    it won't be the same If you ain't there.
    And I told that girl that you like so much
    you were coming along, and her eyes lit up.
    I better let you go, man I really hope I didn't catch
    you in the middle of anything."
    He said, "You kinda did, but I don't mind at all.
    I'm glad you called."

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 11:33pm UTC
    i let people walk all over me. if someone asks me to carry their books, i'll do it without question. if they ask to borrow a pen when i only have one, i'll give them the pen. people dump all their problems on me and watch me struggle under the weight of issues that they should take care of themselves. i get used, over and over again. if someone insults me or acts like a b/tch to me, i won't say anything bad back to them. i stand up for other people all the time, but i never stand up for myself, because there's a part of me that thinks i'm not worth an opinion. if people use me, at least that means i'm good for something.

  10. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 12:16pm UTC
    you cannot save
    people. you can only love them.
    format jimmy365

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 2:43pm UTC
    What I mean: You are one of the best friends I've ever had. The level on which we connect baffles me. I'm so so happy that I can share my interests, secrets, guilt, faults, joys, and insecurities with you in confidence and receive encouragement to improve and keep being better, and I'm comfortable with the ease with which I can reciprocate those feelings and that support to you as well. We make a great team and I'm really fortunate to have you in my life.
    What I say: You little sh.t

  12. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 8:39pm UTC
    I could never be a politician
    because every time it was my turn to talk in a debate I would start off saying, "Listen here you little p.rick"

  13. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    Walk in the club like whaddup I got a big c-
    oh no wrong building I'm so sorry continue with your funeral

  14. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 10:34pm UTC
    anyone else have that person who can be your best friend one minute and the next minute they make you feel like sh/t?

  15. p0kemon p0kemon
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 9:38pm UTC
    There's a boy in my grade who sits in my row in math class.
    He always raises his hands,
    but when he does, there is no sparkle in his eyes.
    There's a boy in my grade who sits in my row in math class.
    He always wears long sleeves and long jeans.
    He has light blonde hair and transparent blue eyes.
    He has a small birthmark in the corner
    of his nose right by his eye.
    There's a boy in my grade who sits in my row in math class.
    who carries his books through the halls quietly and slowly.
    as if his legs are sticks.
    There's a boy in my grade who sits in my row in math class.
    he always goes to the library after school.
    he likes to read mystery novels.
    he sometimes picks biographies.
    There's a boy in my grade who sits in my row in math class.
    for lunch he always packs a
    peanut butter sandwich and a cupcake.
    There's a boy in my grade who sits in my row in math class.
    Today he asked to sit by me at lunch.
    his voice is nervous sounding.
    I say sure.
    There's a boy in my grade who sits in my row in math class.
    he asked for my cell phone number and instagram.
    i give him my cell phone number and instagram.
    There's a boy in my grade who sits in my row in math class.
    who texted me later that night.
    he said he had just got home from work.
    he tells me his problems.
    There's a boy in my grade who sits in my row in math class.
    he has a father who's a marine and a mother who's a drug addict.
    he told me that every night she goes down to the local bar to get her supply of heroine and cocaine.
    she doesn't care for him.
    he supports himself.
    There's a boy in my grade who sits in my row in math class.
    today was the first day he wore short sleeves.
    he has scars all over his pale skin.
    he sits next to me on the bus.
    he offers me a cupcake.
    he tells me he works for a bakery.
    There's a boy in my grade who sits in my row in math class.
    today after school he doesn't go to the library.
    he asks me if i could go over to his house after school.
    i ask my mother and she says ok.
    we walked to his house.
    we took a short-cut through a park.
    the flowers are now in bloom.
    he picks one and puts it in my hair.
    There's a boy in my grade who sits in my row in math class.
    his house is very small.
    right when i walk in the scent of alcohol hits my face.
    the living room has 3 red leather chairs and there's a small t.v. in front of them.
    the dining room is just a table with two stools.
    one of them looks like they've never been sat on.
    the kitchen is small also, there's only one cabinet, a tiny fridge, an oven, and a sink.
    There's a boy in my grade who sits in my row in math class.
    he offers to walk me home, i take the offer.
    when we get to my doorstep he hugs me and thanks me for being his friend.
    There's a boy in my grade who sits in my row in math class.
    who's name is Eric
    and he is my best friend.
    this is actually true.

  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    If you don’t get a little gay with your best friends you’re not close enough

  17. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    How roll call will go in the future:
    Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say 'here' when I call your name.
    Teacher: Albus
    Albus: Here!
    Teacher: Doctor
    Doctor: Oh, yes, um, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something.
    Teacher: Um... okay? Hermione
    Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all Summer and-
    Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
    Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then, Primrose
    Primrose: Here
    Random girl in back of class: I VOLUNTEER!!!
    Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today as well, welcome.
    Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes! Her Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!
    Brunette boy: Oh, you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
    Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down.
    Teacher: Rory
    Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
    Teacher: Oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
    Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!

  18. Sarahbeara1512 Sarahbeara1512
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2014 3:08am UTC
    Long live the walls we crashed through
    How the kingdom lights shined just for me and you
    I was screaming long live all the magic we made
    And bring on all the pretenders
    I'm not afraid
    Long live all the mountains we moved
    I had the time of my life fighting dragons with you
    I was screaming long live that look on your face
    And bring on all the pretenders
    One day, we will be remembered

  19. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    It's sad to think of this time last year
    Why? Because now everythings so different.

  20. lovesickmelody lovesickmelody
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    don't hold your breath, i'm not losing sleep over you

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