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Best Yousuck Quotes This Month

  1. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 3:21pm UTC
    Plot twist: Taylor Swift and Bruno Mars used to date, but broke up, and now they're writing songs about each other.

  2. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 12:14pm UTC
    "Good game"
    "Good game"
    "Good game"
    "You suck"
    "Good game"
    "Good game"
    "Good game"

  3. lovebitesyou lovebitesyou
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 5:55pm UTC
    lol the awkward moment when you love everyone in one direction except niall......

  4. ecawesomeness ecawesomeness
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 10:08am UTC
    guy: you suck
    me: but not for free

  5. lovebitesyou lovebitesyou
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 9:07pm UTC
    this generation's taste in music makes me want to vomit

  6. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2015 7:04am UTC
    if they ask about me,
    tell them "she was the only girl who loved me with honesty, and i broke her"

  7. rach* rach*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2014 1:32am UTC
    (( And I'm scared I'm gonna die as lonely as I feel right now. ))

  8. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 7:44pm UTC
    "Let's put it
    this way....
    You suck."
    - m e t o m y e x

  9. LostUntilTheEnd LostUntilTheEnd
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 8:24pm UTC
    fun to know I'm getting played by you too.

  10. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 5:44pm UTC
    Well you're just a barrel of fun today.

  11. Melrose* Melrose*
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 8:43pm UTC
    I hate feelings.

  12. Girl With a Cat Head* Girl With a Cat Head*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 12:34pm UTC
    In a nightmare
    I am faling
    from the ceiling
    into bed
    beside you.

  13. Soup2434 Soup2434
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 12:16pm UTC
    I ɢɪᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴇʀғᴏʀᴍᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴀ 10
    ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘH sᴄᴀʟᴇ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ sʜɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ʙᴀsɪᴄ ᴀs ʜᴇʟʟ

  14. musicismylife131313 musicismylife131313
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 4:20pm UTC
    We were practically sisters. Best friends for 8 years. But YOU ruined that. You, not me.
    I got tired of your crap, you couldn't treat me like dirt anymore, I wouldn't take it
    Yes, it hurt when our friendship ended, it sucked, I had no one, literally no one
    Go ahead and apologize, but it's not going to work, we'll never be the same
    Because now I'm happy, and I don't need you anymore

  15. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 11:21pm UTC
    Was it ever
    even real
    for you?

  16. 永久* 永久*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 12:10am UTC
    I'm not gonna ask you to fúckíng stay. I never really believed that you loved me. Well woah, my guess was right bítch. GO GO GO!!!! HELL IS WAITING FOR YOU.

  17. CoolStoryBro1023 CoolStoryBro1023
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 11:53am UTC
    I hate when people see me at the at the super market and they are like:
    "Hey, What are you doing here?"
    And I am just like:
    "OH, You know.. Just hunting elephants

  18. Girl With a Cat Head* Girl With a Cat Head*
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    It seems like everyone wants to rush everything, and where has that gotten them?

  19. hiimawkward247* hiimawkward247*
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 1:35pm UTC
    You're the best liar I ever knew.

  20. invisableme13 invisableme13
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 8:32pm UTC
    Me: says something hilarious
    *no one laughs*
    him: says the same thing
    *HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH OH YOUR
    HILARIOUS*
    -_________-

:)

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