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  1. hvnleeskyes hvnleeskyes
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2016 11:29pm UTC
    My children obey me. I pay for their wi-fi. - h'vn lee skyes

  2. skyhighclifford skyhighclifford
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2016 5:33pm UTC
    People with no wifi passwords give me hope

  3. polaroidmgc* polaroidmgc*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2014 2:54am UTC
    WiFi went down for few minutes, so I had to talk to my family.
    They seem like nice people.

  4. mcnuggets* mcnuggets*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2014 1:45pm UTC
    antisocial
    antisocool
    ain't i so cool

  5. GlowingScars GlowingScars
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 9:06am UTC
    About a month ago, on a long weekend, my family went away
    and my house was robbed.
    Everything was taken
    television
    jewelery
    gaming consoles
    money
    laptops
    desktops
    phones
    wifi modem
    I have not had wifi or a phone, laptop, tv etc. for a month.
    It made me realise how much i take everything for granted.
    I want to apoligise because I now understand that compared to half the world population, I was an ungrateful, spoilt brat.
    People are starving, dying, fighting in wars, and im taking everything i own for granted.
    SORRY
    Now that our new wifi has been installed, Hopefully you will see me around more often :)

  6. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2014 1:56pm UTC
    No Wi-Fi = No life.

  7. *mysterious.mah* *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 6:04pm UTC
    Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia.
    I can't sleep because I have Internet Connection.

  8. GabbyBaby GabbyBaby
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 4:33pm UTC
    I just go wherever the WiFi takes me...

  9. you made it til' 2015* you made it til' 2015*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2014 8:37pm UTC
    if you're ever feeling sad, just remember. my wifi name is: drop it like it's hotspot.

  10. whereismymind whereismymind
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2014 5:36pm UTC
    I want to live somewhere cute and quiet with lots of flowers and good wifi

  11. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2014 6:49pm UTC
    *Today at an English workshop*
    Teacher: So Henry has a large amount of co.ndoms in his drawer. What the writer means to say is that Henry's co.ndom supply is . . .
    Jeremy: A lot! His co.ndom supply is a lot!
    Teacher: That could work. But I'm looking for a word with 'B'.
    Chris: Wifi!
    Teacher:
    Class:
    Chris: . . . What? I just got wifi on my phone . . .

  12. DrOctopus DrOctopus
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2014 6:20am UTC
    A Good Neighbor Is One That Does Not Put A Password On Their WiFi.

  13. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 1:36pm UTC
    its 2014,
    why can't we charge our phones with wifi already?

  14. Merlin Merlin
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 6:40am UTC
    me: i think there's someone in my house...
    me: i hope they don't use my WiFi. the password is really easy.

  15. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2014 1:20pm UTC
    I'm in serious relationship with
    my WiFi .You could say we have
    a... connection

  16. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2014 4:32pm UTC
    ''be strong''
    I whispered to my wifi signal...

  17. 365days* 365days*
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2014 2:26am UTC
    What a wonderful Winter
    We are having this Spring.
    Christmas came a bit late this year

  18. 365days* 365days*
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2014 2:21am UTC
    Did you just unfollow me?
    God said adam and eve nOT ADAM AND LEAVE

  19. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2014 8:01pm UTC
    So today marks the 25th birthday of the World Wide Web.
    Thank you for being the best and worst thing that has happened to the human race.

  20. Fudding* Fudding*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 6:40pm UTC
    *mom walks in on my shower*
    i curse your cow
    i curse your wi-fi signal
    i curse your flappy bird game

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