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  1. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 1:05am UTC
    Pro tip: Wish on a shooting star that you will die and then tell someone your wish so it won't come true. Now you are immortal.

  2. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    The fire alarm thing keeps beeping
    guess I'm too hot

  3. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 10:59pm UTC
    just wanted to save this
    red backround ; <div style="background-color: red;">
    orange backround ; <div style="background-color: orange;">
    yellow backround ; <div style="background-color: yellow;">
    lime green backround ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">
    light blue backround ; <div style="background-color: lightblue;">
    purple backround ; <div style="background-color: purple;">
    pink backround ; <div style="background-color: pink;">
    make text HUGE : <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">
    To make a hot pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: hotpink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    black backround : <div style="background-color: black;">
    spacing of lines closer : <div style="line-height: 10px;">
    text squished together : <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
    FONTS
    Rage Italic LET
    <span style="font-family: Rage Italic LET">
    segoe script
    <span style="font-family: 'segoe script';">
    segoe print
    <span style="font-family: 'segoe print';">
    Mistral
    <span style="font-family: Mistral;">
    papyrus
    <span style="font-family: Papyrus;">
    Vladimir Script
    <span style="font-family: Vladimir Script;">
    french script
    <span style="font-family: French Script MT;">
    Cambria
    <span style="font-family: cambria;">
    SHADOWS
    Blue Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px blue;">
    Red Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px red;">
    green Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px green;">
    Orange Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px orange;">
    Yellow Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px yellow;">
    Pink Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px pink;">
    black shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px black;">
    Purple Shadows <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px purple;">
    FADES:
    http://patorjk.com/text-color-fader/
    OTHER:
    ☠ ☮ ☯ ♥ ☽ ☼ ☀ ☁ ☂ ★ ☆ ✮ ✯ ♪ ♩
    ♫ ♬ ✦ ✧ ❤ ❥ ❦ ❧ ™ ® © ღ ツ ⇨ ❝ ❞

  4. ONEDIRECTION454 ONEDIRECTION454
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 4:20pm UTC
    Whoop ... there it is

  5. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 10:06pm UTC
    People may doubt what you say,
    but they will always believe what you do.
    Cookiedoughformats

  6. Reid* Reid*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 6:29pm UTC
    in threewords i can sum up
    everything i've learned in life:
    it goes on .
    ~ r o b e r t f r o st

  7. amillionsecretsx3 amillionsecretsx3
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 6:26pm UTC
    Irresistible
    chapter two
    "I have to go. I hope you had fun," Charlotte smiles at Liam and gives him a lingering kiss. "Happy birthday!"She yells as she walks out of the apartment.
    "I guess I should go too," Zayn stands and wipes the loose crumbs of cake that stick to his pants. "Happy birthday Liam."
    "Thanks." Liam says just before the door closes shut.
    "You can go. I'll clean up the mess." I start stacking the paper plates filled with cake crumbs and leftover icing.
    Liam places his hand over mine and shakes his head. "Do you have to do that now?"
    I smile and kiss his cheek. He attempts to pull me closer to him but I wiggle out of his arms. He groans in frustration and slumps into the couch.
    "Why do you do this? It's my birthday."
    Even though my back is turned, I can feel his pout and his eyes burning into me. I drop the bag full of trash and turn on my heels to see a satisfied smirk on Liam's face.
    "Only because it's your birthday." I grin and take his face in my hands.
    He bites on his lower lip, impatience written across his face. He closes the short distance between us and our bodies melt together in the kiss.
    Liam is the first to break away. He sighs in satisfaction and wraps his arms around me. I flip over so my back is pressed against his chest and snuggle my head in the crook of his neck. He plays with my hair whilst humming. Fatigue takes over my body and I give in to burning in my eyes.
    My mind starts to slip away I barely hear Liam's whisper.
    "I love you."
    -.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-
    Short, I know. Sorry.

  8. Reid* Reid*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 3:39pm UTC
    》so when you think it's over
    remember all good stories
    have an epilogue ♡《

  9. amillionsecretsx3 amillionsecretsx3
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 1:06pm UTC
    Irresistible
    chapter four
    "Right foot on red." Louis smiles as he watches Harry, Liam, and Zayn struggle to twist their bodies.
    "Aw, come on! You can do better than that!" Niall laughs at the three struggling boys.
    "I hate this game. It's awful." Harry crosses his arms and pouts once his body touches the wrinkled Twister mat.
    "Maybe cause you suck." Zayn's strained voice teases, followed by Harry's annoyed groan.
    Harry gets up and pushes Zayn, laughing when he falls on top of Liam.
    "Ow." Liam moans in pain but soon laughs.
    "Okay, who wins?" Charlotte shakes her head as the three boys tangle themselves together.
    "I say Liam." Louis says.
    "Yup." I agree.
    "New game?" Niall claps his hands and snatches the board from Louis, despite his protests.
    "Zayn, Louis, and...... Kennedy." Niall winks at me and then Zayn.
    "I don't want to be in the middle of that." Louis groans.
    I look over at Liam, who frowns and fiddles with his fingers. Zayn shrugs and pulls me over to the mat.
    "Alright," Niall hums as he waits for the spinner to stop on a color. "Right hand on yellow."
    Louis quickly finds a yellow circle and smiles. Zayn follows quickly behind.
    "I have to play?" I groan in annoyance.
    Harry nods. "If I played, you have to. Right Liam?"
    Liam smiles at me, seeing my absolute self-pity. "Not if she doesn't want to."
    "Don't go soft on her." Harry rolls his eyes in disgust.
    "I think she should play." Charlotte says forcefully.
    I glance over at Liam, who's in the same state of shock as me. I shake the feeling out of my system and try my best to feign nonchalance.
    "Anyway, Kennedy, you're playing. Hurry up." Niall nods towards an empty yellow circle.
    I rolls my eyes and place my right hand on the circle, waiting impatiently for Niall's next instructions.
    "Left foot on blue."
    My leg brushes against the back of Zayn's thigh as I place my foot on the only blue space I see from my position. I look over at Liam and mouth a subtle sorry. I take his grin as a response and look down at the mat.
    "Right foot on red."
    "I'm done." Louis announces and throws his hands up in the air as a surrender. Harry pats his shoulder, causing Louis to blush slightly.
    Zayn's leg slips under my body as he reaches a distant circle with his foot.
    "This hurts." Zayn moans in pain.
    "Can we stop?"
    "Not until you kiss." Louis smiles and leans forward in his seat.
    "You guys have been dating, for what, a couple weeks? Months? And we have never seen you two kiss." Harry urges.
    Zayn sits up and pulls me close to his face. "Sorry." He whispers into my ear before kissing me.
    "Yay!" Niall and Louis cheer in unison, completely unaware of Liam's burning stares.
    Zayn pulls away first and clears his throat. He gives me an apologetic smile and turns to the group of friends. "Anyone hungry?"
    "Starving." Niall is the first to rush out of Zayn's apartment, everyone following quickly behind.
    "You alright?" Liam offers me a hand and smiles down at me.
    I nod and he pulls me up with a tad too much force, causing our bodies to slam together.
    "You did that on purpose."
    He smiles, winking before turning to go join the others outside.

  10. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2014 7:45pm UTC
    B*tches be like:
    *shoves Big Mac in bra*

  11. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 9:59pm UTC
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    what is going on with my head

  12. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 6:30pm UTC

    Happy Jalextine's
    Day!
    MaY all
    your OTPs
    come true...
    format by fake_a_smile

  13. amillionsecretsx3 amillionsecretsx3
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 12:23pm UTC
    Irresistible
    chapter three
    Chapter inspired by:
    "If you're pretending from the start like this, with a tight grip, then my kiss can mend your broken heart. I might miss everything you said to me. And I can lend you broken parts, that might fit like this. And I will give you all my heart so we can start it all over again" - Over Again by One Direction.
    "I feel bad about sneaking around like this." I sigh and look up at the night sky, the stars dancing and twinkling with every second that passes by.
    "I know. Me too." Liam entwines our fingers and gives me an assuring smile.
    "Charlotte loves you." I look down at our hands and can't help but feel guilty.
    I can't help but give in to the burning tears that sit in my eyes. I bite my lip as hard as I can, just to stop the tears from flowing down my face.
    Liam wipes away the first tear and pulls me closer to him. My head, now laying on his chest, pounds with guilt and hurt.
    "It hurts Liam."
    "What hurts?"
    I move my head so I'm looking straight into his eyes. His free hand cups my chin so there is no possible way that I could avert my gaze.
    "My heart, Liam. I was never treated right. Ever. I've just been used for my body and left in the freezing cold. Alone," I sigh and allow the hot tears to fall. "It hurts. I can't go through it again. Especially not with you. And I definitely don't want to hurt Charlotte."
    Liam removes his hand from my chin and brings me back into our previous position. His hand slowly moves up and down my arm, trying his best to comfort me. "I won't ever do that."
    "Why not?" I say into the thin fabric of his white baseball tee, no doubt leaving a few mascara stains.
    "Because I love you."
    Those last three words seem to fill every empty spot of my aching heart. Those last three words show that Liam was, and still is, worth waiting for.
    I kiss his warm cheek and wrap my arms around his waist. "I love you too, but Charlotte..."
    He silences me with a sweet, but short, kiss. "We don't need to talk about her right now, just us."
    We stayed like that all night. Neither of us daring to leave the other's side.

  14. pants13579 pants13579
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 7:48pm UTC
    Harry Potter weekends are the best kind of weekends.

  15. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2014 11:36pm UTC
    We play,
    you move
    (Come on let me hear you!)
    We're the
    party,
    you're the
    people,
    and this
    is how
    we,
    This is
    how we
    Do.
    -All Time Low
    "This is How We Do"|So Wrong, It's Right

  16. clearlytruthful clearlytruthful
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 9:42pm UTC
    200th QUOTE WOOOOP WHOOOP

  17. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 4:23pm UTC
    && who here lives in Canada

  18. icanttakeitanylonger icanttakeitanylonger
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2014 10:53pm UTC
    ♡ im lovesick. I just can't eat, just can't sleep, can't do much of anything at all, 'cause im sick and in love with you dear ♡

  19. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 7:14pm UTC
    LONDON,
    TOKYO,
    BOSTON,
    FRISCO,
    D.C,
    CHICAGO,
    BALTIMORE,
    TORONTO,
    There's a
    party at
    the end
    of the
    world
    MEMPHIS,
    RIO,
    DUBLIN,
    MEXICO,
    PARIS,
    HERE WE
    GO!
    -All Time Low
    "Hello, Brooklyn"|Nothing Personal

  20. *Pierre-Auguste* *Pierre-Auguste*
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 3:31pm UTC
    Isn't everything we do in life a way to be loved a little more?

:)

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