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1. pants13579
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   December 17, 2013 8:40pm UTC
   I don't know about you, but looking at stars and space scares me beyond belief.
   We're all so small.
   And space is so incomprihensible.
   So infinate.
   We're so unimportant to the spinning wold.
   Space goes on.
   When we die.
   It is uneffected.
   And life goes on.
   That is the scariest thing to think about.
   That everything continues.
   Even when we stop living with it.
   And space goes on.
   Even when we stop seeing it.
   
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2. pants13579
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   December 16, 2013 8:00pm UTC
   She bruises, coughs, she splutters pistol shots
   But hold her down with soggy clothes and breezeblocks
   She's morphine, queen of my vaccine
   My love, my love, my love
   
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3. pants13579
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   December 6, 2013 10:13pm UTC
   December is beautiful.
   Everyone loves everyone.
   Hot beverages.
   Bon fires.
   Trees.
   Lights.
   Snow.
   Sweaters.
   Warmth.
   I wish love was this abundant every month.
   
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4. pants13579
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   November 25, 2013 4:00pm UTC
   Yesterday I was in the car with my dad.
   Another car went into our lane.
   It slammed into the front of our car.
   I felt a punch to my chest,
   Saw the airbag slowly deflating in front of me,
   And there was smoke everywhere.
   I'm fine. Bruised from the airbag. Thats it.
   My dad is fine too.
   I was shaking for a few hours yesterday.
   I didn't really sleep last night either.
   It reminded me how fragile we all are.
   It could end so quickly.
   Death is so easy.
   Seconds away.
   I hugged everyone today.
   Told everyone how much I love them.
   Because, well, you never know.
   
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5. pants13579
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   November 23, 2013 11:09pm UTC
   If a guy is wearing converse he becomes instantly more attractive.
   It's science.
   
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6. pants13579
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   November 16, 2013 11:08pm UTC
   So today I told an individual (classic north eastern american white girl individual)
   That I have a twin brother (because I do)..
   she proceeded to ask me if we were identical...
   I am a girl.
   That is physically impossible.
   We have different parts.
   Umm so..
   Go drink your starbucks somewhere else.
   Put some clothes on.
   And stay in school.
   I can't tell you how often this happens..
   The answer is too often.
   
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7. pants13579
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   November 1, 2013 10:08pm UTC
   "If I were dying," I said,
   "I wouldn't waste my time."
   But we're all dying.
   
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8. pants13579
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   October 12, 2013 11:53pm UTC
   So I was at Panera today.. and the guy asked me what I wanted to drink and I said "bread" and it's just been that kind of day.
   
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9. pants13579
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   September 28, 2013 8:41pm UTC
   I texted him.
   And he texted me back.
   And I found out he's boring..
   So I'm moving on.
   
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10. pants13579
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    September 13, 2013 9:00pm UTC
    My grandmother tried to buy bananas online, but she accidently bought them in bulk.. So I went to her house and her counter was covered in bunches of bananas and she was just sitting there and she looked at me with the straitest face and said "I don't even like bananas" and I hav'nt stopped laughing since.. Oh my god I can't breathe..
    
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11. pants13579
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    September 10, 2013 10:51pm UTC
    Fire drills are pretty stupid. If there was an actual fire, do you thank we would just walk next to the burning building silently in a single-file line? Because that's a great way to get yourself killed..
    
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12. pants13579
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    August 25, 2013 11:08am UTC
    It's one of those days where I wish fictional characters were real. And that tacos would fall from the sky.
    
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13. pants13579
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    August 23, 2013 7:55pm UTC
    If you could just kiss me that'd be great. Thanks.
    
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14. pants13579
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    August 21, 2013 10:41pm UTC
    When I talk to my dad on the phone.. "okay" "yes" "no" "yupp" "alright" "yupp" "sure" "fine" "maybe" "yes" "nothing".. "bye"
    
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15. pants13579
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    August 19, 2013 12:30am UTC
    Man, if I had a taco right now.. I would smell a color, kiss a unicorn, see an invisible man, touch the sun, and find true love.. Because a taco is a magical food that makes the impossible possible..
    
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16. pants13579
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    August 18, 2013 10:21pm UTC
    Whenever I feel skinny, all I have to do is sit down and watch as my thighs expand to the size of Canada. And suddenly.. poof.. not feeling it anymore.
    
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17. pants13579
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    August 11, 2013 9:33pm UTC
    I love how now that there are filters, everyone thinks they're a photographer. Like today I saw a person in a restaraunt taking a picture of a chair to post on instagram.. Wait that was me.. I'm one of those people now.
    
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18. pants13579
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    August 11, 2013 6:26pm UTC
    Picture this. I'm eating a sandwich in Maine, sitting on a dock with mountains and the ocean in front of me and I'm just starting to feel like I love the outdoors. Then these 2 seagulls near me start screaming their stupid seagull screams (drawing my attention away from my sandwich) while their accomplace (the meanest seagull ever) runs up and attaches his stupid seagull beak to my sandwich. Now this gull and I have a tug-of-war where he ultimately comes out victorious due to the element of suprise. Him and his stupid seagull friends then fly off splitting my sandwich amongst themselves and overall just being the stupid seagulls that they are. My shock then registers at the fact that the birds came up with that genious plan to steal my sandwich. And now I am currently cursing all of seagull kind and crying because I am hungry. True story. Never trust a seagull. Those things are devious. In fact, never go outside. That place is rigged.
    
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19. pants13579
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    August 9, 2013 12:46pm UTC
    I judge people who judge other people which technically means I'm a hypocrite. But I judge those too.
    
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20. pants13579
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    August 7, 2013 2:41am UTC
    If you are wearing a fedora right now... Take it off your head. Because you look stupid, I strongly dislike you, and no one looks good in a fedora. Except Johnny Depp.. you keep that up.
    
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