Best Web Quotes Today

appleloop*
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February 2, 2014 12:02pm UTC

If spiders can sit on the web all day then so can I.

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glitter162*
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August 11, 2013 5:02pm UTC

I have Internet Explorer and
Chrome open at the same time.
I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.

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doublesidedice
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February 14, 2013 7:17pm UTC

Am I the only person on this website that absolutely loves running?

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appleloop*
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January 28, 2014 6:53pm UTC

I've never really gone to the 2nd page of Google results. I just type something different until I find it.

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doublesidedice
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February 14, 2013 5:18pm UTC

I have a 4 day weekend because of Presidents' Day....
I'm only going out on Saturday and for church on Sunday....
Other than that I'm sleeping, eating, and internetting :)

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im_just_me
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May 7, 2013 10:39pm UTC

I had to use internet explorer today.
The horror .

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sidneyxo
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January 31, 2013 4:01pm UTC

When you walk into a spiderweb and suddenly
become a karate master

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LeaBia14
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April 5, 2013 1:34pm UTC

'So are you athletic?' 'Yeah I am actually, I surf the web'

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DunGoofed
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November 29, 2013 12:18am UTC

Just noticed the Witty header is turkeys. I love the interweb.

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MyStoryBook
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March 13, 2013 7:47pm UTC

My Conversation with cleverbot.
Cleverbot:What is the emotional response for a funeral.
Me:Sad.
Cleverbot:Stop this doom and gloom! Maybe you should think more positively for a change and try to look on the bright side of life! Okay?!
Me:Bu-But i was answering the question.

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redefineseo
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January 17, 2016 11:22am UTC

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16asboyle
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July 4, 2013 5:34pm UTC

Follow me on instagram I follow back!(:
16asboyle

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ViewportTech
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February 19, 2018 9:26am UTC

We're experts when it comes to building turnkey web, mobile and desktop applications.
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