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Status: I'm an illustrious author so I will mostly post 'books' and book quotes(ex. Shakespeare,J.K Rowling)

Member Since: 20 Dec 2012 04:40pm

Last Seen: 7 Feb 2014 07:30pm

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user id: 342713

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Please call me Penelope or Annie i am 12(please don't hate). My fav. color is sea blue and i am horrified of too much space and to little space. I adore kittens, puppies, reading, the internet and sims3. I blow out the candles 6/17 so yes i am a Gemini. I always need comfort or else i break out in shaking fits. My friends are the only people who i can be myself around(being the youngest in the family). Last week we made a huge snow fort with walls that are 5"9. I am the ultimate whovian. And i love the show Fullmetal Alchamist Brotherhood so bye i will always be a true wittian in my heart.:3 -Penelope(Annie) 

  1. MyStoryBook MyStoryBook
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 9:20pm UTC
    Funny test;
    Focus on something in the distanace
    Now in direct front poke your index fingers
    Be amused by the fact that there is a third finger coming out of nowhere.

  2. MyStoryBook MyStoryBook
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    April 9, 2013 9:28pm UTC
    A cat has nine lives: three to play, three to stray, and three to stay
    -English Proverb

  3. MyStoryBook MyStoryBook
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    April 5, 2013 8:09am UTC
    Chapter IV : The Entrance
    As we’re backstage I look at Tide excitedly as my soaked naked body reflects the sea. I’m the center of attention especially for District 7 male. What a jerk, so I say to Tide “Look” as I point to District 7 he look’s away as quick as he peeped at me I sigh and roll my eyes back at Tide. “So are you nervous about our costumes?” I see the glint in his eyes “Well at least we might get a lot of sponsors and then we might survive,” “Oh the doors are opening” Tigris come with a liquid that looks like water but it floats and she dumps it all over us. Now it looks like we’re the sea. Strong and Fierce as we ride out we are the center of attention we wave to sponsors taking all eyes off the other districts in front and behind us every 4 chariots. We are flooded with cheers as we ride into the city circle when President Snow. “Welcome tributes for this year’s Hunger Games!”We ride into the training center. I see District 7 looking at me again “Tide look” This time he’s not so quick. Now Tide comes up to him, punches him in the nose and says “Don’t peep up at my sister again, jerk”. “Thanks Tide” I say, And we roll into the Training Center.
    Author's Note: Do not notify. *Tsk tsk* District 7 do not be pervy.

  4. MyStoryBook MyStoryBook
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    April 4, 2013 7:56am UTC
    Chapter III : The Train
    My stylist is amazing me to death. Her capitolness with the make-up and surgery she looks like a tiger, and is it just me or she has an edge of purring at the end of every sentence? That kind of got me to trust her for her sharp style. For the opening ceremonies we’ll probably wear fish because we fish in our district as always. “Are we going to be half-naked shrimp?” I ask sarcastically “No, No instead of sea food we focus on where they come from, and they come from...” I see her almost smile as she see’s my face “Yes”. And she starts with the makeup that brings out the blue in my eyes.
    I am Fluent and Calm yet Frightening and Strong.
    Author's Note: Do not notify. Sorry for the short chapter, promise it will get intresting.
    Preview: Strong and Fierce as we ride out we are the center of attention we wave to sponsors taking all eyes off the other districts in front and behind us every 4 chariots.

  5. MyStoryBook MyStoryBook
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    April 3, 2013 9:10pm UTC
    Chapter II : The Train
    I take my dress off and fold it neatly with a note that I want it still and change into a candy blue spaghetti strap and acid washed jeans and join the others for dinner. I take a look at my tablemates. Besides Tide I take a look at Azela applying a fresh layer of make-up. I take a look at my mentor for the first time and I almost faint again. He’s the hottest person alive, with his crimson hair golden tan and buff figure. I go up to him and say “Hi I never got your name,” Even his voice is great “It’s Finnick,” Pretty soon we are exchanging platters of rich food. I try everything but the seafood growing up on what we caught extra and what we were treated with from the capitol. I take a bite of what is called steak. For dessert I try something that blows my mind. It’s called chocolate cheesecake. “Finnick you ever try this?” He takes a bite of mine “No not yet it tastes sweet, just like someone I may have met,” Oh? In two days time the capitol rises. The train slows down in the station, I wave to the adoring crowds that can’t wait to see me and Tide die.
    Author's Note: Do not notify. Ohhhh Finnick is becoming mysterious. Tide is in the backround awkwardly. Sorry if it sounds too modern(our modern). Preview:She smiles as she see's the look in my eyes as she starts on the make-up that brings out the blue in my eyes.

  6. MyStoryBook MyStoryBook
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    April 2, 2013 10:23pm UTC
    I have no idea if this is how steve inteded witty to be like

  7. MyStoryBook MyStoryBook
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    April 2, 2013 10:21pm UTC
    I am the cat whisperer
    Shhhhhhhhhhhhh

  8. MyStoryBook MyStoryBook
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    April 1, 2013 11:13pm UTC
    I have a social life
    APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!

  9. MyStoryBook MyStoryBook
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    March 30, 2013 10:23pm UTC
    Person: THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE-
    Me: Tell that to Katniss everdeen

  10. MyStoryBook MyStoryBook
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    March 29, 2013 7:35pm UTC
    Josh Hutcherson is in Journey to the Center of the Earth
    /(o0o)/ [

  11. MyStoryBook MyStoryBook
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    March 29, 2013 10:31am UTC
    Chapter I : The Reaping
    *Bing*There goes the bell to yet another hunger games it is my third year in the reaping ball. I’m terribly afraid I’ll get reaped for the games. I’m scared for my brother too that he shall get picked since he signed up for tesserae since he was 13, now he’s 15. I’m dressed in my older sister’s reaping clothes. She was killed in the second quarter quell. There were twice as many tributes that year and a boy from 12 won because of a force field that kept the tributes in the arena. As every year the people 12 to 18 gather in the sealed-off square, its extra tingly today with betters. “Annie,” my brother Tide said “Promise me you won’t get reaped,” I take his hand” You need to promise me that too”. The anthem plays and then Azela Floresta in a lemon yellow suit with her sea green highlights comes on stage. “Welcome Welcome, let’s not dilly dally and get to the reaping.” She walks to the boy’s reaping ball and draws the name then the same with the girls. I almost lose myself I must have fallen because I’m being propped up and fanned.
    It’s Tide and Annie Cresta.
    Author's Note: I do not notify so please don't ask. I wrote this story a couple months ago so when I got witty I thought it would be a good idea to post it. If you read the hunger games trilogy you would understand who this story is based off of. My user name MyStoryBook is for my un-published stories

  12. MyStoryBook MyStoryBook
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    March 28, 2013 8:46pm UTC
    Annie: The Girl In District 4
    By: MyStoryBook
    Table of Contents
    1.The Reaping
    2.The Train
    3.The Stylists
    4.The Entrance
    5.The Center
    6.The Training Center
    7. The Score
    8.The Interviews
    9The Mentor
    10.The Tube
    11.The Games
    12. The Death
    13.The Flood
    14.The Victor
    15.The Replay
    16.The Aftermath

  13. MyStoryBook MyStoryBook
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    March 18, 2013 11:34pm UTC
    My mom:
    Being with Grace is starting to ruin your normality health. That girl is a hybrid cat experiment.
    Day=made

  14. MyStoryBook MyStoryBook
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    March 18, 2013 12:54am UTC
    My dog was at my door staring at me...
    I am now scared that a bunch of ninjas a going to come in and kidnap me to the land of Oz where munchkins will train me to go into the hunger games as female tribute to district four where i return home to face Voldimort going on an alchemist massicre and has trapped aang and ed forcing Clary and Jace to fight Loki while Captin America battles Tally, Shay and Zane for the throne of Zeus and Percy and Annabeth are making out in front of the TARDIS where the tenth Doctor grabs my hand and whispers run

  15. MyStoryBook MyStoryBook
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    March 17, 2013 7:38pm UTC
    Kiss Me
    I'm desprate
    Happy St. Patricks Day
    ¤

  16. MyStoryBook MyStoryBook
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    March 15, 2013 12:49am UTC
    Shout-out to my six followers thanks for following i jumped and screamed like a little girl every time someone followed me :D

  17. MyStoryBook MyStoryBook
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    March 13, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    My Conversation with cleverbot.
    Cleverbot:What is the emotional response for a funeral.
    Me:Sad.
    Cleverbot:Stop this doom and gloom! Maybe you should think more positively for a change and try to look on the bright side of life! Okay?!
    Me:Bu-But i was answering the question.

  18. MyStoryBook MyStoryBook
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    March 11, 2013 5:01pm UTC
    Dear face wash commercials
    If we really washed our faces like that
    our bathrooms would be a mess

  19. MyStoryBook MyStoryBook
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    March 11, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    Telemarketer thing
    Telemarketer:Please wait you are our 237 caller
    Me:I have done my waiting.....7 years of it in Azkaban!
    Telemarketer:Please wait you are our 236 caller
    Me:...
    Dog:...
    Mom:...
    Dad:...
    World:....
    Harry Potter cast:...
    Telemarketer:Please wait you are our 235 caller

  20. MyStoryBook MyStoryBook
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    March 8, 2013 8:58pm UTC
    Tick tock goes the clock
    And what now shall we play?
    Tick tock goes the clock
    Now summer's gone away
    Tick tock goes the clock
    And what then shall we see?
    Tick tock goes the clock
    That thou shalt marry me
    Tick tock goes the clock
    And all the years they fly
    Tick tock goes the clock
    You and I must die Scared the poo out of me
    Tick tock goes the clock
    He cradled her and rocked her
    Tick tock goes the clock
    Even for The Doctor

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