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  1. ViewportTech ViewportTech
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2018 9:26am UTC
    We're experts when it comes to building turnkey web, mobile and desktop applications.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2017 7:43pm UTC
    We're all auctioned on the dark web every day.

  3. redefineseo redefineseo
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2016 11:22am UTC
    Searching for Responsive SEO Friendly companies in India? Redefine SEO ensure to provide their clients with the best in class website development. Their dedicated team of professionals who operate as a virtual extension of our clients. Being the single source for business technology needs.

  4. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 12:02pm UTC
    If spiders can sit on the web all day then so can I.

  5. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 6:53pm UTC
    I've never really gone to the 2nd page of Google results. I just type something different until I find it.

  6. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 12:18am UTC
    Just noticed the Witty header is turkeys. I love the interweb.

  7. PzabulaR PzabulaR
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    does anyone remember piczo.com

  8. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 5:02pm UTC
    I have Internet Explorer and
    Chrome open at the same time.
    I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.

  9. 16asboyle 16asboyle
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 5:34pm UTC
    Follow me on instagram I follow back!(:

  10. VanaWenice VanaWenice
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 5:22pm UTC
    It is funny that people who see your picture, already have opinion about you ;)
    Some girl i don't know from my school: Hey, i luv your photos!You areeee soooo preeettyyyy
    Me: *looking her weird* well, thanks!
    Some girl i don't know from my school: Omg it is her -__-Omg you are ugly stupid spoiled brat.
    Me on some web page: Who you are to telling me what i am.You saw me once in life.It is not enough to make opinion about me. So stop talking about me.Find your life somewhere but leave me.What i've do in my life that i must apologize to you, a total stranger in my life?
    *after 15 min.*
    On some web page
    Anonymus: Omg don't lie.You are stuuuuppppiiiiiddd...You need a plastic surgery.
    Anonymus: You are in right!! Keep your opinion for yourself, if you don't want to say something good.
    Anonymus: -_- shut up... Stupid ugly ugly ugly girl ;*
    Anonymus: You are beautiful no matter what they say.
    Anonymus: Don't listen they.Haters make you famouse!
    Anonymus: You are so fckin stupid.Ugly.Weird.Why are you living at all?
    Anonymus: UGLY.
    Anonymus: The same situtation at all people.They are jelaus.They will never tell it in your face.
    REALLY? I mean, internet change people.They all have become hypocrites, they think they can talk about others because they know the name?

  11. im_just_me im_just_me
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 10:39pm UTC
    I had to use internet explorer today.
    The horror .

  12. jessiduh jessiduh
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 7:56pm UTC
    If anyone, who needs to talk, or needs help, this blog was just started.

  13. LeaBia14 LeaBia14
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 1:34pm UTC
    'So are you athletic?' 'Yeah I am actually, I surf the web'

  14. MyStoryBook MyStoryBook
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    My Conversation with cleverbot.
    Cleverbot:What is the emotional response for a funeral.
    Cleverbot:Stop this doom and gloom! Maybe you should think more positively for a change and try to look on the bright side of life! Okay?!
    Me:Bu-But i was answering the question.

  15. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 7:17pm UTC
    Am I the only person on this website that absolutely loves running?

  16. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    I have a 4 day weekend because of Presidents' Day....
    I'm only going out on Saturday and for church on Sunday....
    Other than that I'm sleeping, eating, and internetting :)

  17. sidneyxo sidneyxo
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    When you walk into a spiderweb and suddenly
    become a karate master


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