Best Toofunny Quotes Ever

Luvya98
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 8:28pm UTC

Me: Mom I think you may need anger mangment classes
Mom: You need annoying people classes
Classic Witty moment Right There...

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sidneyxo
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 4:06pm UTC

Studying
Studyin
Studyi
Study
Stud
Stu
St
S
Se
Ser
Seri
Serio
Seriou
Serious
Seriousl
Seriously
Seriously?

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
February 19, 2014 8:05pm UTC

Trencher Problem #7
Having the
urge to
say,
"Awww man!"
everytime someone
mentions pomegrantes.

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
February 20, 2014 7:13pm UTC

Trencher Problem #126
When you
can't put
on aviator
sunglasses without
saying,
"Snorkelfin Bogwater"
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

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Forever His*
posted a quote
March 7, 2014 7:32pm UTC

'Im Ugly' Ohh So Thats Why You Uploaded 10000000 Pictures Of Yourself
Hah Thats Coold (;

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data813245*
posted a quote
January 4, 2014 9:37pm UTC

A husband sets up a new password on the computer. He puts as "mypenis". The wife tries to put in the password, the wife is on the floor laughing because there is an error sign stating that the password isn't long enough.

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
October 26, 2013 5:28pm UTC

Best Youtube video ever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXSYybCVxVM
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

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CommonTeen
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 4:06pm UTC

Does anyone else wanna know what it would look like if
Honey Boo Boo
twerked...?

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ThoseThings
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 6:39am UTC

WHEN SOMEONE IS IN A BAD MOOD AND IT'S LIKE
gee, someone needs a happy meal. Get it? Happy meal.
I'm too funny. Not.

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
April 22, 2016 1:07pm UTC

“
Someone Please tell
me we Kodaked that
moment!
#Parks &Rec
”

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JustNodandSmile
posted a quote
January 22, 2014 4:43pm UTC

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he didn't want to die.

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CommonTeen
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 4:03pm UTC

Does anyone else wanna know what it would look like if
Honey Boo Boo
twerked...?

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
November 30, 2014 12:52am UTC

“
ALEX!
For the
Love of
God,
Will you
S t o p
and record
some Drums?
Holy $h it!
”

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Cupcakifier
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 1:26pm UTC

* In class the other day *
Kid: You're hairline looks like your mom's TEETH!
Other kid: * silence *
Classroom: * silence *
School: * silence *
State: * silence *
Nation: * silence *
Earth: * silence *
Me: OHHH
Me: HE GOT YOU SOO GOOD!
Me: You, my friend, deserve a high five!

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
February 19, 2015 5:23pm UTC

“
Is Sandy
the one
I call,
"Mom"?
No Patrick,
that's your
Mother.
Oh!
#SpongebobHipsterpants
”

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