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1. data813245*
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   January 15, 2014 3:25pm UTC
   My life right now is so fxcked. Going on the DL. See you guys later.
   
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2. data813245*
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   January 7, 2014 11:03pm UTC
   Just because I'm getting a little bored talking to you. Trust me, I still love you so so much.
   
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3. data813245*
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   January 7, 2014 3:07pm UTC
   "Hey you! Out there in the cold
   Getting lonely, getting old, can you feel me?" - Pink Floyd
   
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4. data813245*
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   January 6, 2014 10:04pm UTC
   "I'm coming back I will return
   And I'll possess your body and I'll make you burn
   I have the fire I have the force
   I have the power to make my evil take it's course" - Iron Maiden
   
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5. data813245*
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   January 6, 2014 9:32pm UTC
   "The band is just fantastic, that is really what I think,
   Oh by the way, which one's Pink?" -Pink Floyd
   
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6. data813245*
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   January 6, 2014 9:23pm UTC
   You know what I just realized.... I have bullshit my way all the through school. HA!
   
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7. data813245*
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   January 6, 2014 8:57pm UTC
   Being away from you for all this time has really tought me how much you mean to me. Till the next time I see you... kiss you.. I will realize that all the wait would be worth it....
   
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8. data813245*
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   January 6, 2014 8:50pm UTC
   "The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath"
   -W. C. Fields
   
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9. data813245*
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   January 6, 2014 6:20pm UTC
   "I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous"
   -Ani DiFranco
   
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10. data813245*
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    January 4, 2014 9:43pm UTC
    There's only three words I like to hear on New Year's. Those three words are "Let's Get Naked".
    
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11. data813245*
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    January 4, 2014 9:37pm UTC
    A husband sets up a new password on the computer. He puts as "mypenis". The wife tries to put in the password, the wife is on the floor laughing because there is an error sign stating that the password isn't long enough.
    
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    January 4, 2014 9:23pm UTC
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