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  1. Mariska! * Mariska! *
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2014 8:40pm UTC
    Dont be the a women
    That needs a man...
    Be the women
    A man needs!

  2. Mariska! * Mariska! *
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 10:24pm UTC
    Friends are forever
    Cousins are for life!

  3. Mariska! * Mariska! *
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2014 9:10pm UTC
    Pour some sugar on me!

  4. Mariska! * Mariska! *
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2014 10:17pm UTC
    Lyrics in the 70's
    Oh, let the sun beat down upon my face, stars fill my dreams I am a traveler of both time and space, to be where I have been to sit with elders of the gentle race, this world has seldom seen they talk of days for which they sit and wait, all will be revealed.
    Lyrics now
    Yesturday was Thursday
    Today is Friday
    Tomorrow is Saturday
    And Sunday comes afterwards

  5. Mariska! * Mariska! *
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2014 9:58pm UTC
    I hate how I come back from Winter Break and BAMM I get stacks of homework, like i'm sorry i'm not doing doing this.

  6. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 5:36pm UTC
    So I was having this awesome dream about my crush and in it and we were going to get some pizza and he leaned in to kiss me, I was scared and kept my eyes open and watched as his jaw unhinged and engulfed my soul, then proceded to wear my skin. Bad news? I'm scared of him. Good news? At least I'm over him.

  7. data813245* data813245*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 11:03pm UTC
    Just because I'm getting a little bored talking to you. Trust me, I still love you so so much.

  8. Mariska! * Mariska! *
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2014 12:08am UTC
    I might hate you at times
    Maybe roll my eyes at you.
    But you are my EVERYTHING;
    And I will ALWAYS love you
    That's a PROMISE.
    And If taking a break is what you want
    I have no problem with it.
    <3

  9. Mariska! * Mariska! *
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 3:56am UTC
    Why does this ALWAYS happen to me��
    I give someone my everything........
    and the just backstab me like I'm invisable�
    Am I invisable���

  10. Mariska! * Mariska! *
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 2:21am UTC
    No matter how far we go,
    I want the whole world to know
    I want you bad, and I won't have it any other way
    No matter what the people say,
    I know that we'll never break

  11. Mariska! * Mariska! *
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 12:14am UTC
    For once in my life, I love someone
    I can see myself with forever. The
    miles dont change that.

  12. Mariska! * Mariska! *
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 10:47pm UTC
    I WISH THAT YOU WERE HERE
    OR I WAS THERE
    OR WE WERE TOGETHER ANYWHERE

  13. data813245* data813245*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 9:23pm UTC
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  14. data813245* data813245*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 9:37pm UTC
    A husband sets up a new password on the computer. He puts as "mypenis". The wife tries to put in the password, the wife is on the floor laughing because there is an error sign stating that the password isn't long enough.

  15. data813245* data813245*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 9:43pm UTC
    There's only three words I like to hear on New Year's. Those three words are "Let's Get Naked".

  16. data813245* data813245*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 6:20pm UTC
    "I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous"
    -Ani DiFranco

  17. data813245* data813245*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 8:50pm UTC
    "The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath"
    -W. C. Fields

  18. data813245* data813245*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 8:57pm UTC
    Being away from you for all this time has really tought me how much you mean to me. Till the next time I see you... kiss you.. I will realize that all the wait would be worth it....

  19. data813245* data813245*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 9:23pm UTC
    You know what I just realized.... I have bullshit my way all the through school. HA!

  20. data813245* data813245*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 9:32pm UTC
    "The band is just fantastic, that is really what I think,
    Oh by the way, which one's Pink?" -Pink Floyd

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