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1. ThoseThings
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   August 14, 2013 8:01am UTC
   Hipster's eat their soup before its cool.
   
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2. ThoseThings
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2013 6:55am UTC
   That embarrasing moment
   when you think no one's home and you start singing at the top of your lungs and there turns out to be someone home who heard you sing.
   SANDRASAURUS layout
   
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3. ThoseThings
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2013 6:39am UTC
   WHEN SOMEONE IS IN A BAD MOOD AND IT'S LIKE
   gee, someone needs a happy meal. Get it? Happy meal.
   I'm too funny. Not.
   
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4. ThoseThings
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2013 3:25pm UTC
   You can't control everything...
   Your hair was put on your head to remind you that.
   
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5. ThoseThings
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2013 3:42am UTC
   Tom Riddle knows everybody's business,
   he knows everything about everyone.
   That's why his chamber is so big.
   It's full of secrets.
   
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6. ThoseThings
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2013 3:52pm UTC
   Two red blood cells meet and fall in love.
   Alas, it was in vein.
   
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7. ThoseThings
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2013 3:16pm UTC
   I think I'm in love
   No wait I was just hungry
   
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8. ThoseThings
   posted a quote
   October 29, 2012 6:39am UTC
   On Wednesdays we wear pink.
   But on Wednesday it's halloween.
   nmf
   
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9. ThoseThings
   posted a quote
   October 23, 2012 2:16pm UTC
   How to move on?
   CTRL + ALT + DEL
   'Control' yourself, look for an
   'Alternative' solution and
   'Delete' the situation that hurts you.
   
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10. ThoseThings
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 5:19am UTC
    Dear Algebra,
    Your 'x' is gone, stop trying to find him.
    Oh, and stop asking'y'.
    Sincerely, Every one.
    
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11. ThoseThings
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    highlight: I'mBROKEN
    
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12. ThoseThings
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    Hey
    You think it's ok to text me, like you don't remember all those things you said to me when we last talked. Honestly, when you told me you loved me I believed it and the fact that I still love you after all of your lies sucks because you showed me that I don't mean a thing to you anymore. hi
    
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13. ThoseThings
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    EVERY MOMENT THAT WE SPENT TOGETHER
    talking, texting,teasing
    YOU MEANT SO MUCH TO ME,
    BUT i GUESS i MEANT NOTHING TO YOU♥
    -NMF
    
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14. ThoseThings
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    That moment when you
    miss one step on the
    stairs and you think
    you're about to die
    
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15. ThoseThings
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    You know you're
    lazy when you get
    excited about
    cancelled plans.
    
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