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  1. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2014 2:37am UTC
    If I didn't think about him enough before,
    there is an ad for a movie all over the internet
    announcing some guy with the same name.
    Thanks, internet. I thought you were my friend.

  2. FalseRealities* FalseRealities*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2014 10:50pm UTC
    I was wrong about you.. you are exactly like the rest. Treating me like a joke and messing with my feelings. God, when will I ever learn?

  3. dontrainonmymaydayparade dontrainonmymaydayparade
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2014 7:13am UTC
    My junior prom. Ruined by a fcking 8th grader.

  4. ThatLostGirl* ThatLostGirl*
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2014 8:02pm UTC
    I like being alone,
    Not feeling alone.

  5. Fecondo75 Fecondo75
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 11:45pm UTC
    I guess I'm single then. Thanks for being a complete ahole to me. Thanks for caring about me. Thanks for falling in love with my best friend. Thanks for making me even more depressed then I already was. Thanks for showing that I don't mean anything to you. Thanks.

  6. šŸŽ€AnnašŸŽ€* šŸŽ€AnnašŸŽ€*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2014 7:14pm UTC
    Because when we were little girls,
    we were told that if boys were
    mean to you, that meant
    they liked you.

  7. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 2:06pm UTC
    "You don't even want to try anymore."
    ouch.

  8. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 12:09am UTC
    things that will always sounds sarcastic:
    -good for you
    -thanks a lot
    -yeah right
    -nice to know
    -wow
    -way to go
    -totally
    -ok buddy

  9. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 3:40pm UTC
    So a few days ago I drew a sketch of a boy
    and I can’t draw boys, like, at all.
    So my dad looks at it and he’s a doctor and this
    is the conversation we had:
    Dad: -points- This drawing is not anatomically correct.
    Me: Well why not?
    Dad: Well, let’s just say, if this boy existed he would need serious medical help.
    Me: Gee thanks
    The amount of encouragement in our family is astounding.

  10. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 11:17am UTC
    If you don't want to be friends forever
    then don't say it
    and get my hopes up

  11. beautifulā„* beautifulā„*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    I can't begin to count the nights I've spent thinking of what I'd do if you were mine
    the right track baby, you were born to survive. No matter black, white or beige Chola or orient made, you're on the right track baby, you were born to be brave. hether life's disabilities Left you outcast, bullied, or teased Rejoice and love yourself today 'cause baby you were born this way. No matter gay, straight, or bi, Lesbian, transgendered life, you're on

  12. AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife* AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 8:34pm UTC
    Getting really tired of my 13 year old sister coming over to my school and a bunch of girls being like
    " OH MY GOD YOUR SO PRETTY! WHY ARE YOU HERE?"
    " My sister goes to school here"
    " Oh really? Who is your sister?"
    * My sister points to me
    " Oh REALLY HER.......... WOW OKAY" * with the most disgusted look on their face ever.
    Its like really, I know im fing ugly but i don't need you to point it out. I'm sorry i'm not skinny and I don't look good. But I already have issues with the way i look and who I am without you looking at me like you feel sorry for my little sister because she has to live with me.

  13. NEM0 NEM0
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 10:59pm UTC
    So who else has helped a friend through a tough time in their life, just to be left in the dirt when they don't need you anymore?

  14. lalabuddynumber1 lalabuddynumber1
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 3:42pm UTC
    I get so excited for something that's not even mine.

  15. lalabuddynumber1 lalabuddynumber1
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 3:39pm UTC
    Look in my eyes and tell me you can't see that I'm dying without you.

  16. lalabuddynumber1 lalabuddynumber1
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    There's only so much you can do before you need to give up.

  17. someoneinhiding someoneinhiding happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 6:18pm UTC
    I spent 3 hours cleaning my house when home alone today. I wanted to see if anyone would notice or care, since they are always on my *ss since I "don't do anything". Guess what? No one noticed. Point proven. o:

  18. ladybu272 ladybu272
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 11:30am UTC
    That tragic moment when the wind rapes your hair
    and leaves it totally f/ucked up...
    #MyQuote

  19. happygirl22 happygirl22
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 3:02pm UTC
    I'm seriously tired of being last choice. It makes me feel left out and completely unappreciated. You ditched me, which proves to me that our friendship doesn't mean as much to you as it does to me.

  20. KT_143 KT_143
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    I sent an angel to watch over you last night,
    it returned in a hurry. I asked it why.
    It said "Angels can't watch pórn."
    Thanks for traumatizing my f*cking angel.

:)

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