Best Thanksalot Quotes This Month

*crybaby*
posted a quote
January 20, 2014 12:09am UTC

things that will always sounds sarcastic:
-good for you
-thanks a lot
-yeah right
-nice to know
-wow
-way to go
-totally
-ok buddy

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Amenah
posted a quote
February 2, 2014 2:06pm UTC

"You don't even want to try anymore."
ouch.

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sarbearthecarebear
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 1:39pm UTC

I still cannot get over the fact that he said this about me to my friend: Uh like um no offence but lyk uh she's not really my type i guess k so uh ya
What is that supposed to mean! I love him..and that's what he says about me? Great..just great. I can't figure out why he said that. Why am I "Not his type"!? Like seriously, he really hurt my feelings. It made me feel horrible. I'm still pretty hurt from that. That's something that's hard to forget. It's all fun and games until someone goes "No offence".

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 11:17am UTC

If you don't want to be friends forever
then don't say it
and get my hopes up

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FalseRealities*
posted a quote
July 12, 2014 10:50pm UTC

I was wrong about you.. you are exactly like the rest. Treating me like a joke and messing with my feelings. God, when will I ever learn?

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ladybu272
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 11:30am UTC

That tragic moment when the wind rapes your hair
and leaves it totally f/ucked up...
#MyQuote

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
October 25, 2014 2:37am UTC

If I didn't think about him enough before,
there is an ad for a movie all over the internet
announcing some guy with the same name.
Thanks, internet. I thought you were my friend.

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🎀Anna🎀*
posted a quote
February 8, 2014 7:14pm UTC

Because when we were little girls,
we were told that if boys were
mean to you, that meant
they liked you.

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lalabuddynumber1
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 3:42pm UTC

I get so excited for something that's not even mine.

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someoneinhiding
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 6:18pm UTC

I spent 3 hours cleaning my house when home alone today. I wanted to see if anyone would notice or care, since they are always on my *ss since I "don't do anything". Guess what? No one noticed. Point proven. o:

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happygirl22
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 3:02pm UTC

I'm seriously tired of being last choice. It makes me feel left out and completely unappreciated. You ditched me, which proves to me that our friendship doesn't mean as much to you as it does to me.

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KT_143
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 4:24pm UTC

I sent an angel to watch over you last night,
it returned in a hurry. I asked it why.
It said "Angels can't watch pórn."
Thanks for traumatizing my f*cking angel.

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ThatLostGirl*
posted a quote
March 12, 2014 8:02pm UTC

I like being alone,
Not feeling alone.

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Fecondo75
posted a quote
March 9, 2014 11:45pm UTC

I guess I'm single then. Thanks for being a complete ahole to me. Thanks for caring about me. Thanks for falling in love with my best friend. Thanks for making me even more depressed then I already was. Thanks for showing that I don't mean anything to you. Thanks.

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lalabuddynumber1
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 3:39pm UTC

Look in my eyes and tell me you can't see that I'm dying without you.

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lalabuddynumber1
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 3:36pm UTC

There's only so much you can do before you need to give up.

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dontrainonmymaydayparade
posted a quote
March 25, 2014 7:13am UTC

My junior prom. Ruined by a fcking 8th grader.

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beautiful❥*
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 3:10pm UTC

I can't begin to count the nights I've spent thinking of what I'd do if you were mine
the right track baby, you were born to survive. No matter black, white or beige Chola or orient made, you're on the right track baby, you were born to be brave. hether life's disabilities Left you outcast, bullied, or teased Rejoice and love yourself today 'cause baby you were born this way. No matter gay, straight, or bi, Lesbian, transgendered life, you're on

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Chloe149
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 3:40pm UTC

So a few days ago I drew a sketch of a boy
and I can’t draw boys, like, at all.
So my dad looks at it and he’s a doctor and this
is the conversation we had:
Dad: -points- This drawing is not anatomically correct.
Me: Well why not?
Dad: Well, let’s just say, if this boy existed he would need serious medical help.
Me: Gee thanks
The amount of encouragement in our family is astounding.

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TheHalfback
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 5:19pm UTC

i dont get it...if girls write a fake story of them dating someone in one direction and goes on for chapters and chapters its cool...but if i want to write one about me and a victoria secret model i cant?
be that way haters -_-
jkjk i cant stand those fake girls

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