Teacher Quotes

Crazy girl*
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May 28, 2014 1:29pm UTC

That awkward moment when a teacher's yelling at your friend and the class is all serious and you're about to burst out laughing.

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jennyracinggirl
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May 20, 2014 8:54pm UTC

It's sad that sophomore year is coming to an end. I have changed so much this year and I have to admit if it wasn't for my lab teacher Mr.Peth I wouldn't know what I'd do or even be. He's impacted my life in so many ways, probably more ways anyone else has. He's my biggest supporter in my life. Our bond and relationship is the best,we can pick on each other daily and know that we are just messing around. When I need someone to talk to he's the first person I go to. I know the real him as much as he knows the real me. At the end of the school year I am making him take q picture with me rather he likes it or not. And even though I won't be in his class for next year I will still go and vist him and of course do my round of picking on him. He's changed my whole aspect on life and everything, I promised that I wouldn't let him down and I will keep that promise.

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eyyy!! it's Evy!*
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May 19, 2014 7:28pm UTC

that moment when your teacher says something and looks straight at you

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Rajsonkar
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May 16, 2014 6:07pm UTC

Teacher: What do you call a
person who keeps
on talking when people are
no longer interested?
Me: A teacher

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Crazy girl*
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May 12, 2014 1:19pm UTC

In year 9 when I was in my Geography class me and my friends were arguing and the teacher came over and said "you girls are always b*tching behind each others back like crazy animals!" so then out of nowhere I just came out said "f*ck off sir" and the I though omg im gonna get in trouble and why did I say that but then sir said "I'll show how to f*ck off!" it was kinda surprising and funny when he said cos teacher's arent supposed to swear but whatever he was cool with it!:p

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Gal_in_Wonderland
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May 1, 2014 12:11am UTC

My teacher warning about passing something in late:
Teacher: And don't think you can make me feel sorry and let you pass this in late by somehow "saddening my heart". You have all determined I don't have one of those, so get it in on time.
He was only half kidding...

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Vinita*
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April 18, 2014 1:04pm UTC

Teacher: I know a lot about physics.
Me: I could tell by the way you forgot the 'r' in 'fulcrum'

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DrOctopus
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April 16, 2014 4:42am UTC

Who Else Draws The Pointless Little Arrows At The Corner Of The Their Book To Tell Their Teacher To Turn Over?

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Kira♥*
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April 15, 2014 10:59am UTC

so, today me and 3 other people were supposed to
be doing a reading thing in english, and we were talking about
this girl we knew called apple, and everyone stopped talking
because the teacher was behind me and when i found out
i was like "yeah, so apples. pears. ok."

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Kin
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April 13, 2014 1:23am UTC

So I'm at my friends party and its like midnight and one of the girls just sorta woke up or something... She kinda freaked out then we asked what was wrong and she said, "Huh? I had a dream! I was... was a geometry teacher and the students were *mumbles*... then... then I couldn't figure out how to turn it off!" and then she passed back out AHAHAHA! xD

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flyingbacon7
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April 9, 2014 4:47pm UTC

When you're typing an essay
And you use a really smart long word
Thinking that it will impress your teacher

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Kin
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April 7, 2014 2:05pm UTC

You know its a fun class when the teacher is the one throwing paper airplanes ahahaha!

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FacelesAngel*
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April 6, 2014 12:25pm UTC

When I was young my mom told me happines was the key to success;
When I went to school, they asked what I wanted to be when I grew up.
I wrote down, "Happy"
They told me I didn't understand the assingment;
I told them they didn't understand life.

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Vinita*
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March 27, 2014 4:55pm UTC

Why can't you hear a pterosaur when it stands next to a toilet?
Because the 'p' is silent

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missnatalya
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March 23, 2014 4:59pm UTC

Me: Will I get in trouble for something I didn't do?
Teacher: No
Me: Because I didn't do my homework...

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breezy_mac
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March 19, 2014 7:27am UTC

My teacher just sent our class an email and the subject line was
#pazisawesome
SWAGGIEST TEACHER EVER.

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Gal_in_Wonderland
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March 12, 2014 9:34am UTC

In class: *A dude randomly petting his friend's hair*Student teacher: Uh...I don't know why you're doing that but would you stop and sit down?Random girl: He's got a maaaan crussshhhhh ;)Student teacher: Understandable.....wth??

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Gal_in_Wonderland
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March 10, 2014 11:18am UTC

That awkward moment when your teacher uses the wrong "too"

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DonggaBieber
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March 7, 2014 9:06am UTC

We all have that one teacher,
Who no one pays attention to.

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1mrsseguin9
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March 6, 2014 7:17pm UTC

"My money is mine and your money is ours"- My english teacher talking to her fiancee

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