Best Teacher Quotes Ever

Hale_Storm18
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March 2, 2013 10:14am UTC

Teacher: When corals get stressed, they die
Classmate: If I was coral, I would be dead
Me: What does coral even get stressed about?

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Hale_Storm18
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February 15, 2013 3:06pm UTC

Teacher: Where is your homework?
Me: Where is Ed Sheeran's Grammy?

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Hale_Storm18
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March 16, 2013 9:49pm UTC

Did you know that there is a law in all schools that states if the teacher
does not appear in the first 15 minutes of class, you can leave the class.

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Hale_Storm18
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February 9, 2013 4:58pm UTC

If I ever become a teacher, whenever a student falls asleep in my class,
I'm going to take a picture of them and put it on my wall. And that wall will be called the Wall of Shame.

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happiest*
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October 11, 2013 2:27pm UTC

At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”

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bella5296
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February 21, 2013 7:25pm UTC

Today, in my math class, we had nap time.
You heard me.
Nap Time.
The teacher turned the lights off
and let his class of 17 and 18 year olds take a nap.
And then we got to eat cupcakes.
Highlight of my senior year, right there.

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Hale_Storm18
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January 30, 2013 2:54pm UTC

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I'm late?
Teacher: You just missed an entire period
Student: Are you telling me that I'm pregnant?

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happiest*
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November 22, 2013 3:11pm UTC

apparently this kid at our school saw a kitten before getting on the bus so he just. picked it up. and stuffed it in his hood and he had it in the hood the entire day and it just took naps and he fed it his milk during lunch and every time the cat meowed one of the other kids would like cough or sneeze or shuffle so the teacher couldnt hear it and he even let it walk around on the tables in one class and the teacher never saw it it was so precious life is amazing

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Hale_Storm18
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July 22, 2013 11:24am UTC

Yes, teacher, I could've done my homework last night. I also could have murdered your family last night. Let's be okay with the fact I did neither.

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happiest*
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September 8, 2013 3:20pm UTC

There’s a blind boy in one of my English teacher’s classes and last week our assignment was to write poetry about nature…
this is what he turned in:
Roses are black
Violets are black
Everything is black
I can’t see.

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happiest*
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August 27, 2013 3:18pm UTC

today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and now we’re not allowed to talk to the kid until he comes into class with the 17 apology letters that he’s being forced to write to every girl in the class
Tumblr, i just love it

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happiest*
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October 19, 2013 1:05pm UTC

u (◠‿◠✿)
did not (◠‿◠✿)
teach us this (◠‿◠✿)
why is it (◠‿◠✿)
on the test (◠‿◠✿)
BTCH (⊙‿⊙✿)

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Hale_Storm18
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February 23, 2013 11:45pm UTC

I'm stressed because I don't want to be a nurse or a teacher or a lawyer.
I just want to read books and listen to music and travel and drink coffee. But, there's so much pressure to become successful in terms of money and my career and I don't want to do any of that.

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Hale_Storm18
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February 16, 2013 3:34pm UTC

Teacher: What's something you can't see or feel?
Student: Air
Me: Wifi

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glitter162*
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August 29, 2013 5:30pm UTC

Music teacher: What's your favorite musical instrument?
Me: The lunch bell

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happiest*
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November 30, 2013 2:57pm UTC

teacher in 2012: okay guys today we're going to look at an old classic movie called romeo and juliet
teacher in 2142: okay guys today we're going to look at an old classic movie called mean girls

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happiest*
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February 15, 2014 4:28pm UTC

English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever

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Hale_Storm18
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May 12, 2013 5:56pm UTC

Teacher: Don't bullsh.t this essay
Me: I'm gonna bullsh.t this essay

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Hale_Storm18
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March 13, 2013 2:50pm UTC

Math teacher: Reading is hard
Classmate: Reading isn't hard
Math teahcer: A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Y?
Math teacher: What do you mean sometimes?
Math teacher: That's like saying that speeding is sometimes illegal.

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Rajsonkar
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May 30, 2013 7:04pm UTC

That feeling of
awesomeness
when you prove
your teacher
wrong.

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