Taco Quotes

Bree :)*
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May 6, 2013 8:49pm UTC

*accidently likes some random status on facebook*
Normal person: oh whoops! I'll just unlike it and maybe they won't notice.
Me: OH SWEET BABY JESUS NO. PLEASE NO!!!! THEY WILL THINK I'M SO STRANGE AND AWKWARD. NOOOO!!!!
*deletes facebook, throws laptop out the window, and lives in cave miles away from civilization until it is deemed acceptable to show my face*

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Secret42
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April 20, 2013 6:31pm UTC

People are willing to endure sideways head eating for tacos,but would they do it for a sideways cheeseburger or sideways sphagetti?
Tacos remain your best bet for sideways head eating.
~Dear dumb diary

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niqc
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March 8, 2013 6:12am UTC

I hate tacos,
said no juan ever!

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Blue_Rose
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February 10, 2013 2:37pm UTC

Valentines Day is coming up. And I'm certain I'm still going to be single.
And I'm certain this will happen:
Best Friend: Oh my god! He gave me __ and __! I love him soooo much!
Other Friend: I know right! I got asked out by ___ and I said yes! We are soo gonna fall in love!
Me: Urm..... I like tacos?
#WhoElse?

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Drii_101
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January 30, 2013 10:22pm UTC

Doing something werid and thinking
"this is why I'm single"

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KissxxxMexxxInxxxThexxxRainxxx
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January 27, 2013 1:53pm UTC

Awko Taco.

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