Sweatpants Quotes

seafoam*
posted a quote
April 11, 2016 8:09pm UTC

DON'T BE MAD
CAUSE I'M DOING
ME BETTER THAN
YOU DOING YOU.

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cassidawn
posted a quote
April 28, 2015 6:56pm UTC

Sweatpants are the best cause you can wear them to sleep and then wear them to class and no one will ever know

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absent *
posted a quote
April 6, 2015 11:56pm UTC

don't be mad cause i'm doing me
better than you doing you
Cookiedoughformats

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JakeBowden
posted a quote
July 3, 2014 6:49am UTC

I think you could easily
be a runway model for sweatpants

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theWalrus
posted a quote
June 25, 2014 10:43pm UTC

Is it the weekend?
Yes No
l l
l Is it a monday?
l Yes No
l l l
l l Are you trying to impress someone?
l l No Yes
l l l l
l l l Is it the love of your life?
l l l No Yes
l l l l l
l l l l Really?
l l l l No Yes
l l l l l l
l l l l l Then they will love
l l l l l you for who you are
l l l l l l
Wear Sweatpants

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LovinEverlastinFood
posted a quote
January 12, 2014 2:41am UTC

Im bad in English
But I can tell you
That I love you.
Im bad in History
But I can remember
when I first saw you.
Im bad in Geography
But I can tell you that
You live in my heart
Im bad in Chemistry
But I can tell whats
The reaction when you smile.
Im bad in Physics
But I can tell the
Intensity of spark of my
eyes when i see you.

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LovinEverlastinFood
posted a quote
January 12, 2014 2:39am UTC

#Teenagers post
Dear Sweatpants & Hoodies
thanks for being there for me.
Sincerely, Sexy and I know it,
but to lazy to show it.

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collasped
posted a quote
October 23, 2013 5:15pm UTC

Leggings + Sweatpants = Warmness

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posted a quote
October 21, 2013 6:19pm UTC

sweat pants: created for exercise = used for the exact opposite

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capsized*
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 5:39pm UTC

sweat pants
aka the i give up on life pants.

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fluorescent adolescent*
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 6:01pm UTC

a friend: i told my mom that i wanted to wear sweatpants everyday and she said, 'no, i hate the homeless look.'

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 6:43pm UTC

My sister: CHARLIE STOP PULLING ON MY SWEATPANTS THEY'RE GONNA STRETCH.
Me: But.... They're aeropostale...
My sister: YEAH AND SO IS THIS SHIRT AND I DON'T WANT THEM RUINED.
Me: But.... They're aeropostale...

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wittygirl1
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 6:22pm UTC

There's a new rule at my school
That we can't wear sweatpants..
Wtf am I gonna do that's like my whole wardrobe..

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Heidi*
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 8:03pm UTC

Sister: why are you wearing sweatpants?! It is the middle of summer! It's like 100 degrees outside!!
Me: Yes, it is (makes air quotes) "100" degrees outside, yet I never even go outside. But since our house is wonderfully air conditioned and I obviously live and do everything in, it makes sweatpants a necessary all year clothing

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iKindaSortaLikeYou
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 10:41pm UTC

i hate how some girls can tye their hair up and wear baggy sweatpants
and still look cute but when i do i look like a recovering drug addict

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Anabananaxx
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 10:27pm UTC

I wish I could feel pretty in sweatpants and no makeup on.

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itsemily
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 10:32pm UTC

Sometimes I just want to go home
and wear sweatpants insead of skinny jeans
glasses instead of contacts
and an wear old t-shirt

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ThatOneGIrlYouNeverForget
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 11:16pm UTC

My pants say 'Yoga',
but my butt says 'Couch'.

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charmedem
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 1:16pm UTC

Sometimes you just have to wear sweatpants.

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xobaybabyox14
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 10:18pm UTC

I always pick out a perfect outfit the night before
and i'm just so excited to stun everyone with it..
Then I get up at 6am and i'm like...
LOL NO!
H
E
L
L
O
SWEATPANTS!

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