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  1. Jessica♥* Jessica♥*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 9:31pm UTC
    *on the phone*
    friend: Well, I'm really tired so I'm gonna go to bed. Goodnight.
    *30 minutes later*
    friend: *posts facebook status, posts instagram photo, retweets 20 tweets, goes to the mall, cooks a gourmet dinner, buys the mall, builds an amusement park, discovers new element, opens a zoo, paints house pink, marries an octopus, has ten kids, figures out the string theory, and starts a clothing line*

  2. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 1:46pm UTC
    the fastest land animal is the teenager who sees mom
    pulling in the driveway and realizes they forgot to do the
    dishes.

  3. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
    you're still going to get critizied, so you
    might as well do whatever the f/uck you want.

  4. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 6:51pm UTC
    white girl: my eyes change color

  5. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 4:10am UTC
    Are there people who actually make their beds every morning or is that just a myth.

  6. GRACEROCKS GRACEROCKS
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 12:18pm UTC
    When I clear my calculator,
    I press the button at least
    5
    times just to be sure

  7. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

  8. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 7:06am UTC
    special thanks to all the 10 year olds for making all those music lyric videos on Youtube

  9. yuzermali yuzermali
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 2:22am UTC
    Witty: Witty is more fun with friends. Tell your friends about witty.
    Me: Sure
    Me: If I had friends.
    Me: And if I wanted them to read through my screwd up quotes
    Me: And possibly find out about my screwed up life.
    Me: So, no thank you.

  10. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    No one cares if you're happy as long as you please everyone.

  11. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2015 12:42pm UTC
    Mindless Excerpt #1
    She walked along the beach, under the gray cover of the sky. The ocean looked equally as murky and unsettled as the sky did.
    Thunder rumbled, and a bright flash of lightening streaked across the afternoon gloom. Her feet were freezing from the touch
    of the ocean foam, but something about it made her feel less numb, so she couldn't bring herself to move. She huddled close
    to the assortment of dull boulders sprinkled about the base of the cliff, as she picked her way towards the sea. There was no rain--not yet,
    but waiting made her restless. She inched around a jagged rock, damp sand clinging to the bottoms of her feet, and at last
    found herself collapsing at the waters edge. Still, it receeded away from her, into itself, as if repulsed.
    There was something lonely in the gesture she made next--something desperate. She dragged herself forward on hands
    and knees towards the cold, unwanting waters. She left prints in the sand.
    It wasn't anything. At least, it almost wasn't. To her though, it was everything. Because the water coiled in on itself like a snake
    readying to spring, and then it washed forward, and she couldn't have been happier to find relief and acceptance--finally.
    Even as it made her skin burn with the cold, it felt better than her aching heart.

  12. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 9:26pm UTC
    Me: *Shows a picture to person* You like it?
    Person: Um, sure. It really brings out your.....face.

  13. BeautifullyMe BeautifullyMe
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 6:08pm UTC
    I want to watch The Breakfast Club so bad but I need to know something before I ever do:
    Why is it called "The Breakfast Club?"
    *I really do want to watch it, I'm not saying anything bad about it.*

  14. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 5:30pm UTC
    Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you...you have my Word.

  15. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2013 8:30pm UTC
    If I walk out of my house and go left I can get meth and if I go right I can get heroin.

  16. ElmosWhoree* ElmosWhoree*
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2015 11:44pm UTC
    I'm sure you've done forgot about every little promise you told me while we looked up at the stars.

  17. SoftballMyLife22 SoftballMyLife22
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 9:15pm UTC
    What's wrong?
    Nothing
    Are you sure?
    No, but it's not like you would care, no one cares. People just ask others if they're okay to try and find out gossip, which will then be used against you. So I'll just go with nothing's wrong. It's easier then dealing with the drama of revealing your true feelings.e we're friends, sometimes I feel like we're more than friends, but sometimes I feel like I'm just a stranger to you.

  18. Btrytobefunny Btrytobefunny
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    Of course women don't work as hard as men
    ...they get it right the first time.

  19. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 11:51pm UTC
    You have to be odd to be number one.

  20. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2014 3:43pm UTC
    If you want to compare me, you make sure you are perfect.
    (C)Karma'saB¡tchRight

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