Student Quotes

Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 9:24pm UTC

So I had to go into a kindergarten class to deliver some papers to the teacher
But I could see she was in the middle of a lesson so I waited.
The lesson was about learning about people's nationalities.
And where they came from.
She went around the room asking each student what their nationality is.
Each student replied proudly:
"American!" "Chinese!" "Italian!" "Mexican!" "Japanese!" "Dutch!"
She came around to the last student and asked him what his nationality was.
He seemed confused or uncertain of his answer.
But in a proud voice he said:
"I am Human."

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 2:26pm UTC

Teacher: "I am beautiful." What tense is this?
Student: Obviously past.

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Repair Boy 🔥*
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 6:20pm UTC

I was a good student until
..
the crushing weight of reality
shattered my hope for the future

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xXxGymnasticsXxX
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 9:02am UTC

Teacher: -Writes down math problem on board- What is the first step
Me: Well the first step is to lay down on the floor and cry because I am bad at math
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher: lol

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 4:23am UTC

Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the
subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a
single student
to learn all subjects ?

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lovelybow
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 5:03pm UTC

Girl: Sir, my lips are crusty , *carries on applying vaseline on her lips*
Other girl: Say what?! Did you just ask sir to ...
Teacher: Is that your best chat up line?
Class: *Dies of laughter *
True story

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OnceUponAStory
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 8:24pm UTC

Writer Problems...
When your teacher makes the class revise another student's report and you don't know even know where to start.

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pandabear13
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 10:05am UTC

I got student of the month for ROTC!!! I am so happy!

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xxUntoldXXSecretsxx
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 5:50pm UTC

There cannot be stud
in student
without u.
;)
(Just sayin.)

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dreameronthemoon
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 8:12pm UTC

Funniest thing in class?
»When a teacher disses another student :)«

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AwkwardTouchTuesday
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 3:58pm UTC

A Student: I don't have my homework.
My Teacher: Where is it?
Student: Narnia

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 3:34pm UTC

Teacher: What's something you can't see or feel?
Student: Air
Me: Wifi

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xsingxsingx
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 12:16pm UTC

i don't understand why we have to look at moldy feet in science.

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Asking_Alexis
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 3:19pm UTC

So today this kid said something about me and I told him to shut the eff up and then he called me a bi/tch. A. Bi/tch. and I almsot decked that kid in the face. Never call me a bi/tch. Ever

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SubsidingOne
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 9:08pm UTC

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I'm late?
Teacher: You just missed an entire period
Student: Are you telling me that i'm pregnant O.o?

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amber_bubbles_98
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 6:07am UTC

TEACHER: Why didn't you study?
STUDENT: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days...You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. That's why I did not study.
Teacher: ...
Teacher: Class dismissed
#stolen

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Hale_Storm18
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January 30, 2013 2:54pm UTC

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I'm late?
Teacher: You just missed an entire period
Student: Are you telling me that I'm pregnant?

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phani
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January 30, 2013 6:42am UTC

English teacher: Convert the following sentence into indirect speech
English teacher: She said,"I've seen a dog being chased by a cat"
Student: WTF, that would never happen
*everyone in the class dies laughing*

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clearlytruthful
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 5:24pm UTC

Teacher: why are you talking while I'm teaching?
student: why are you teaching during my conversation?

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makenna123
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 9:53am UTC

STUDENT: WOULD YOU PUNISH ME FOR SOMTHING I DIDNT DO?
TEACHER: OF COURSE NOT!
STUDENT: GOOD, CAUSE I DIDNT DO MY HOMEWORK!

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