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Girl: Sir, my lips are crusty , *carries on applying vaseline on her lips*
Other girl: Say what?! Did you just ask sir to ...
Teacher: Is that your best chat up line?
Class: *Dies of laughter *
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Girl: Sir, my lips are crusty , *carries on applying vaseline

5 faves · Apr 23, 2013 5:03pm

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school · lol · teacher · jokes · ha · student · creasing · funny

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Girl: Sir, my lips are crusty , *carries on applying vaseline

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lovelybow

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school · lol · teacher · jokes · ha · student · creasing · funny