Student Quotes

gentlemensmoker
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April 11, 2018 11:13pm UTC

The Crowd: Gentlemen’s Smoker raises funds for student scholarships
The 23rd yearly Gentlemen's Smoker praised another mid year evening on the gold drift pulling in excess of 100 natty gentlemen in overcoats and Hawaiian shirts, raising $70,000 for the Balboa Bay Club's Student Scholarship Fund profiting school destined youth from the Newport-Mesa school area.
Facilitated by Balboa Bay Club chief Leticia Rice and Balboa Bay Resort GM Sam El-Rabaa, visitors paid $250 and more per situate at the round tables fronting the bayfront as filet and lobster was served matched with perfect wines by Trinitas Cellars under the supervision of official culinary expert Rachel Haggstrom. Music was given by the Gary Gould Quartet.
Website: http://www.latimes.com/socal/daily-pilot/opinion/tn-dpt-et-the-crowd-20170817-story.html

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JazzibAli
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November 2, 2016 7:42pm UTC

There is always a Teacher who hates you for no reason.

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phee
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March 19, 2015 4:24pm UTC

teacher: where is your homework?
student: ohhh written in the starss!
teacher: where is it?
student: a million miles away
teacher:*sigh*what did you write about?
student: message to the main, ohhhh
teacher: do you want to go to summer school?
student: seasons come and go!
teacher: change your attitude!
student: but i will never change.
teacher: go to the headteacher's office!
student: i'm on my wayyyyyyyyyy!
teacher: wait...isn't that a song?...
stu dent: (take s off earplugs)
WHAT?!

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Saige112
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October 3, 2014 11:57am UTC

So today I helped out an old teacher of mine and she now works at a school a couple towns over. One of her students kept asking me questions about myself and finishes off with asking "Does you money look different than it does here?" She is in 4th grade and has probably been to my town multiple times in her life

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Crazy girl*
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June 25, 2014 1:10pm UTC

As a student, you're either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. ...or all three

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Crazy girl*
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June 25, 2014 1:08pm UTC

As a student, you're either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. ...or all three

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Crazy girl*
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June 23, 2014 12:43pm UTC

Dear student who finished the test in 5 minutes, I HOPE YOU FAIL. Sincerely, still on the first question.

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Gal_in_Wonderland
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May 23, 2014 11:34am UTC

How School works:
"Make sure you're always here and ALWAYS do your work~!"
Does all of my work, lacks sleep, gets sick.
Comes back:
"Bad student, you're supposed to stay healthy~!"
Gets even more work and the cycle starts all over again .-.
(I have literally had mono and many stress induced sicknesses from school. This is insane.)

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ICECREAMFOREVER
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March 28, 2014 11:50am UTC

"Are you taking any foreign language classes this year?"
"Math."

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Asking_Alexis
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February 28, 2014 3:17pm UTC

*In World History*
Teacher; *Shows us old paintings (Some contain nudity)*
*Naked man painting pops up*
Guy: *giggles* Sorry, my bad.
Teacher: It's okay, we know you get excited when you see paintings of nakes men.

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let_it_be_known
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February 15, 2014 6:56pm UTC

i love that student that argues with the teacher and entertains the rest of the class:)

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*ｓａｍｍｉ*
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January 28, 2014 4:01pm UTC

format by ethanol~
format by ethanol~
Teacher: Why are you late?
Studen't: I'm late?
Teacher: You missed an entire period.
Student: Are you telling me im pregnant?

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DunGoofed
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January 6, 2014 2:35am UTC

There is always one class during my day where I have no friends in it and the teacher always makes us pick partners and I'm left out and put into a group of three where the people hate me.

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lozyskyflame
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January 1, 2014 5:50pm UTC

Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They are called Turks
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now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They are called Germs

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butterfly_love
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November 1, 2013 10:34am UTC

If a barber makes a mistake, it's a new style.
If a scientist makes a mistake, it's a new invention.
If a teacher makes a mistake, it's a new theory.
If a student makes a mistake, it's a mistake...

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Asking_Alexis
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October 8, 2013 10:45pm UTC

*4th Period*
Me: *Whispering* Thanks for the dollar.
Cousin: *Whispering* The drugs are in the locker.
Teacher: *Also whispering* Until I turn you into the office.
Cousin: I was just kidding!

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