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September 10, 2015 8:43pm UTC

If you love me,
let me breathe.

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FaithhhAnnee*
posted a quote
August 20, 2015 2:10pm UTC

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fist.
Fist who?
My fist in your face if you talk to my man.

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Amenah
posted a quote
May 21, 2015 2:05am UTC

my confidnece may be at an all time low but i can still catch m&ms in my mouth first try, so it's ok, i'm cool.

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Skimrande
posted a quote
May 8, 2015 7:44pm UTC

i don't miss
you anymore

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imcoolurnotbye*
posted a quote
January 31, 2015 6:58pm UTC

w o w
i hate to say it
but
i kinda forgot witty was a thing
oops.

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MelissaaAnnee.*
posted a quote
October 22, 2014 11:06pm UTC

Called this guyI just meatAbout a week ago,Boothanng..No regrets.Ha.

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MelissaaAnnee.*
posted a quote
October 11, 2014 5:22am UTC

Your lips were on mine, but we did not kiss.There was no spark, not even after you kissed me.I had no urge or desire to kiss you back.I felt nothing.There was no spark.Your lips were on mine, but we did not kiss.-MelissaAnne

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josie*
posted a quote
September 3, 2014 4:38pm UTC

when i die please punch everyone who says
"i wish i got to know them better"

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insecuritiesarelife
posted a quote
August 17, 2014 10:38am UTC

"she's not awful all the time, sometimes she sleeps"

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Miluiel*
posted a quote
July 26, 2014 5:29pm UTC

Po-tay-to, po-tah-to. to-may-to, to-my-place?

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2017
posted a quote
June 4, 2014 12:14am UTC

Don't you just love staying up late just to finish that three pasge essay due the next day?

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Country🌹*
posted a quote
May 19, 2014 8:06pm UTC

God Spent more time on
COUNTRY GIRLS

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absent *
posted a quote
May 19, 2014 5:58pm UTC

The best laid schemes of mice and men often go awry.

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Tilly*
posted a quote
May 18, 2014 2:57pm UTC

adding "and sh\t" to the end of a sentance
makes it sound cooler and sh\t

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Tilly*
posted a quote
May 18, 2014 2:49pm UTC

I hate everyone.

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MarsMellow
posted a quote
May 10, 2014 11:30pm UTC

Jerry:It's i duck
Batman:NO it's a meteor
BOB:NOOO IT'S A PLANE
Batman:NOOO IT'S A METEOR
Jerry:NOOOO IT'S A DUCK
BOB: -hits them all in the head with a stick- IT'S A
PLANE!!!!!!!!

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MarsMellow
posted a quote
May 10, 2014 11:25pm UTC

Jerry:It's i duck
Batman:NO it's a meteor
BOB:NOOO IT'S A PLANE
Batman:NOOO IT'S A METEOR
Jerry:NOOOO IT'S A DUCK
BOB: -hits them all in the head with a stick- IT'S A
PLANE!!!!!!!!

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MarsMellow
posted a quote
May 10, 2014 11:13pm UTC

Once Upon a time,
The End.
BEST STORY EVEEERRRRR!!!!!!!!

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insecuritiesarelife
posted a quote
May 9, 2014 10:19am UTC

spanish class:
teacher: what do you want to be when you grow up?
student: a shower
I want to make it rain

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gray22
posted a quote
May 5, 2014 12:07pm UTC

i'm pretty sure that witty is turning into MySpace..... see ya Scenemos

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