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  1. ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ* ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2015 8:43pm UTC
    If you love me,
    let me breathe.

  2. FaithhhAnnee* FaithhhAnnee*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2015 2:10pm UTC
    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Fist.
    Fist who?
    My fist in your face if you talk to my man.

  3. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2015 2:05am UTC
    my confidnece may be at an all time low but i can still catch m&ms in my mouth first try, so it's ok, i'm cool.

  4. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2015 7:44pm UTC
    i don't miss
    you anymore

  5. imcoolurnotbye* imcoolurnotbye*
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2015 6:58pm UTC
    w o w
    i hate to say it
    but
    i kinda forgot witty was a thing
    oops.

  6. MelissaaAnnee.* MelissaaAnnee.*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2014 11:06pm UTC
    Called this guyI just meatAbout a week ago,Boothanng..No regrets.Ha.

  7. MelissaaAnnee.* MelissaaAnnee.*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2014 5:22am UTC
    Your lips were on mine, but we did not kiss.There was no spark, not even after you kissed me.I had no urge or desire to kiss you back.I felt nothing.There was no spark.Your lips were on mine, but we did not kiss.-MelissaAnne

  8. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2014 4:38pm UTC
    when i die please punch everyone who says
    "i wish i got to know them better"

  9. insecuritiesarelife insecuritiesarelife
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2014 10:38am UTC
    "she's not awful all the time, sometimes she sleeps"

  10. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2014 5:29pm UTC
    Po-tay-to, po-tah-to. to-may-to, to-my-place?

  11. 2017 2017
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2014 12:14am UTC
    Don't you just love staying up late just to finish that three pasge essay due the next day?

  12. Country🌹* Country🌹*
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2014 8:06pm UTC
    God Spent more time on
    COUNTRY GIRLS

  13. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2014 5:58pm UTC
    The best laid schemes of mice and men often go awry.

  14. Tilly* Tilly*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 2:57pm UTC
    adding "and sh\t" to the end of a sentance
    makes it sound cooler and sh\t

  15. Tilly* Tilly*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 2:49pm UTC
    I hate everyone.

  16. MarsMellow MarsMellow
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2014 11:30pm UTC
    Jerry:It's i duck
    Batman:NO it's a meteor
    BOB:NOOO IT'S A PLANE
    Batman:NOOO IT'S A METEOR
    Jerry:NOOOO IT'S A DUCK
    BOB: -hits them all in the head with a stick- IT'S A
    PLANE!!!!!!!!

  17. MarsMellow MarsMellow
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2014 11:25pm UTC
    Jerry:It's i duck
    Batman:NO it's a meteor
    BOB:NOOO IT'S A PLANE
    Batman:NOOO IT'S A METEOR
    Jerry:NOOOO IT'S A DUCK
    BOB: -hits them all in the head with a stick- IT'S A
    PLANE!!!!!!!!

  18. MarsMellow MarsMellow
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2014 11:13pm UTC
    Once Upon a time,
    The End.
    BEST STORY EVEEERRRRR!!!!!!!!

  19. insecuritiesarelife insecuritiesarelife
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2014 10:19am UTC
    spanish class:
    teacher: what do you want to be when you grow up?
    student: a shower
    I want to make it rain

  20. gray22 gray22
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2014 12:07pm UTC
    i'm pretty sure that witty is turning into MySpace..... see ya Scenemos

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