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makenna123

1. makenna123
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   February 17, 2013 9:25pm UTC
   REAL LIFE JOBS THAT USES ALGEBRA..... AN ALGEBRA TEACHER
   
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2. makenna123
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   February 17, 2013 9:22pm UTC
   THE MOST IGNORED LABLE EVER!!
   DO NOT EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH
   
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3. makenna123
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   February 17, 2013 9:19pm UTC
   LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR....
   STAY OVER THERE
   
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4. makenna123
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   February 17, 2013 9:15pm UTC
   my saturday nights
   * on facetime with best friend*
   her: Do you know a turtles weakness?
   me: uh. thier slowness?
   her: No. thier only weakness is that they cant roll back when they are on their backs.
   me: so if you tape two turtles together they would be unstoppable?
   her: OMG BRB GIRL!
   
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5. makenna123
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   February 2, 2013 7:28pm UTC
   THAT MOMENT WHEN A COMMERICAL COMES ON...
   AND YOU COMPLETELY FORGOT WHAT SHOW YOU WERE WATCHING.
   
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6. makenna123
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   January 29, 2013 5:49pm UTC
   ZAYN KISSES HARRY- BROMANCE
   A PHOTOSHOPED PICTURE OF JUSTIN BIEBER KISSING SOME GUY- GAY FOR LIFE
   WTF?
   
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7. makenna123
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   January 29, 2013 4:06pm UTC
   that moment when you are in bed texting with the phone above your head and the phone decides to attack your face.
   
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8. makenna123
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   January 29, 2013 4:04pm UTC
   got online and had 54 notifications
   WOW!
   thanks guys!
   
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9. makenna123
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   January 28, 2013 9:46pm UTC
   THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU LOOK AT YOUR BST FRIEND'S FACE THEN BURST OUT LAUGHING!
   
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10. makenna123
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    January 28, 2013 9:44pm UTC
    FOLLOW ME I FOLLOW BACK :)
    JUST ASKIN
    
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11. makenna123
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    January 28, 2013 9:41pm UTC
    TWINKLE TWINKLE
    LAIM PAYNE
    NAILL, HARRY
    LOUIS, ZAYN
    ONE DIRECTION RULES MY LIFE
    YEAH YOU KNOW IM THERE FUTURE WIFE.
    
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12. makenna123
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    January 28, 2013 9:39pm UTC
    HEY YOU.
    YEAH,YOU.
    NO, NOT YOU..
    THE OTHER GUY.
    YOU RIGHT THERE!
    YES, YOU.
    DO YOU LIKE TACOS?
    
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13. makenna123
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    January 28, 2013 9:28pm UTC
    10 WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE
    1) NAMED YOUR DOG " DOG"
    2)HOLLOR RANDOM NUMBER WHILE SOMEONE IS COUNTING.
    3)BEGIN ALL YOUR SENTENCES WITH " OHH LA LA"
    4)SPEAK ONLY IN A ROBOT VOICE.
    5)WEAR YOUR PANTS BACKWARDS.
    6)ASK PEOPLE WHAT GENDER THEY ARE.
    7)ASK THE WAITRESS FOR A SEAT FOR YOU IMAGINARY FRIEND
    8)SING ALONG AT THE OPERA
    9)MOW YOUR LAWN WITH SCISSORS
    10)HONK AND WAVE TO STANGERS
    
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14. makenna123
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    January 28, 2013 9:21pm UTC
    GREAT, I LOOKED AT MY WEEKLY HOROSCOPE AND IT SAID THAT I WILL NOT HAVE A FUN WEEK OR WEEKEND
    JUST FANTASIC.
    
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15. makenna123
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    January 28, 2013 5:42pm UTC
    SOME PEOPLE DESERVE TO BE HI- FIVED...
    ...IN THE FACE....
    ....WITH A CHAIR.......
    
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16. makenna123
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    January 28, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    RETARDS
    WE ALL KNOW ONE.
    
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17. makenna123
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    January 28, 2013 5:38pm UTC
    10 FACTS I KNOW ABOUT YOU
    1. YOURE READING THIS.
    2. YOURE REALIZING THAT IA A STUPID FACT.
    4.YOU DIDNT NOTICED THAT I SKIPPED THREE.
    5. YOUR ARE CHECKING IT NOW.
    6. YOURE SMILING.
    7. YOUR ARE STILL READING THIS EVEN THOUGH ITS STUPID.
    9.YOU DIDNT EVEN NOTICED THAT I SKIPPED EIGHT.
    10. YOURE SMILING AND YOU CANT BELIEVE THAT YOU FELL FOR IT AGAIN.
    11. YOURE ENHOYING THIS.
    12. YOU DIDNT REALIZE THAT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 10 FACTS.
    
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18. makenna123
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    January 27, 2013 9:33pm UTC
    EMBARRSING MOMENTS
    OK, SO THERE WAS THIS GUY I REALLY LIKE AND I WANTED HIM TO NOTICE ME SO I PETENTED TO FALL RIGHT IN FORNT OF HIM AND HE JUST LOOKED AT ME LIKE I WAS CRAZY!
    I WAS KINDA MAD TOO, I MEAN, HELP THIS POOR CHICK OUT!
    WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRING MOMENT?
    
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19. makenna123
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    January 27, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    WHEN MY MOM TELLS ME THAT I HAVE TO GO TO THE DENIST SOON I ALWAYS GO TO THE BATHROOM AND BRUSH MY TEETH
    ONLY ME??
    YEAH ONLY ME....
    
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20. makenna123
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    January 27, 2013 9:14pm UTC
    IM SO UNLUCKY
    OK, SO I WAS LIKE STARVING AND WHEN I GOT TO LUNCH AT SCHOOL THERE WAS NO MEAT IN MY BURGER!!!!!!
    SO YEAH IM SOOO UNLUCKY!
    
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