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  1. GastlyHorror GastlyHorror
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2015 10:11pm UTC
    Walking through nothing
    Standing on air
    I look over to a mirror
    I see myself as what Im not
    and look away to find my shot
    at being me for all I am
    Walking through nothing
    I find myself

  2. DarkGirl101..* DarkGirl101..*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2015 11:10am UTC
    Straight couples can be so cute...
    Gay,Lesbain,Bi couples..
    Can be even more Adorbale

  3. Nikki Sixx* Nikki Sixx*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2014 11:31am UTC
    Somebody in my first period today said "I'm as straight as a circle!"

  4. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 5:12pm UTC
    I have a friend who is gay and recently we asked him
    what is was like to have
    "the conversation" with his parents,
    like telling them he was gay
    and he just said he never told them,
    and then he said
    "my brother who's straight never went to my parents
    and said 'hey i'm straight' so why should i do it?"
    and he arrived home with his boyfriend
    and nobody made a big deal out of it
    and i think it should be like that everywhere

  5. 1mrsseguin9 1mrsseguin9
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2014 2:53pm UTC
    The difference between being straight and being gay is the same thing as the difference between bras and bikini tops. Everyone knows they exist, but only one is acceptable in public.

  6. Asking_Alexis Asking_Alexis happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 6:23pm UTC
    What if the world was gay, and everyone hated sraight people?
    Straight people would feel like the gay people do today.
    They would feel excluded and out of place.
    They would be bullied for liking a gender they aren't supposed to because it isn't natural.
    Imagine if we lived in a world like that.

  7. ~Spoken Silence~* ~Spoken Silence~*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 6:34pm UTC
    Everyone, don't make fun of flappy bird.. He has two wings, and no he is not crazy.
    He is just so gay he does'nt even fly straight :D

  8. Vampire123 Vampire123
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 3:19pm UTC
    I hate it when bisexuals get hate from both communities.

  9. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 8:11pm UTC
    Band guys are the
    gayest straight people ever

  10. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 8:23pm UTC
    I don't see why coming out is such a big deal
    For example, I've been bisexual my whole life
    so why should I randomly make a big announcement to my family about it?
    I don't even wait for it to be a secret anymore
    I'll just be talking to a friend and say "there's this guy I like"
    because it's the same thing as liking any girl.
    And it's not like you have to come out for being straight
    because that's the same idea, right?
    And how would my sexuality change who I already was 10 minutes ago?
    It's not like once I "come out" I'm going to burn down every church I see
    or try to kill the governments that don't support my sexuality
    do you know why?
    Because it doesn't make a f/cking difference.

  11. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 1:08am UTC
    "do you think he’s attractive?" the straight male is asked. against his better judgement, he says "yeah, i guess so." suddenly, the police burst in. they seize the man, take away his certificate of heterosexuality, and exile him to wander the realm of the gay forever. if only the man had responded with "how should i know? i’m not into dudes"

  12. QuoteMyLife QuoteMyLife
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 10:53am UTC
    people who have straight hair: i wish i had curly hair.
    people who have curly hair: omg i wish i had straight hair.

  13. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 11:31am UTC
    Here’s To The Kids.
    The kids who would rather spend their night with a bottle of coke and Patrick or Sonny playing on their headphones than go to some vomit-stained high school party. Here’s to the kids whose 11:11 wish was wasted on one person who will never be there for them. Here’s to the kids whose idea of a good night is sitting on the hood of a car, watching the stars. Here’s to the kids who were never too good at life, but still were wicked cool. Here’s to the kids who listened to Fall Out Boy and Hawthorne Heights before they were on MTV and blame MTV for ruining their life. Here’s to the kids who care more about the music than the haircuts. Here’s to the kids who have crushes on a stupid lush. Here’s to the kids who hum “a little less 16 candles, a little more touch me” when they’re stuck home, dateless, on a Saturday night. Here’s to the kids who have ever had a broken heart from someone who didn’t even know they existed. Here’s to the kids who have read The Perks of Being a Wallflower and didn’t feel so alone after doing so. Here’s to the kids who spend their days in photobooths with their best friends. Here’s to the kids who are straight up smartasses and just don’t care. Here’s to the kids who speak their mind. Here’s to the kids who second guess themselves on everything they do. Here’s to the kids who will never have 100 percent confidence in anything they do, and to the kids that are okay with that. Here’s to the kids. This one’s not for the kids who always get what they want, but for the ones who never had it at all. It’s not for the ones who never get caught, but for the ones who always try and fail. This one’s for the kids who didn’t make it, we were the kids who never made it. The overcast girls and the underdog boys. Not for the kids who had all their joys. This one’s for the kids who never faked it. We’re the kids who didn’t make it. They say “breaking hearts is what we do best,” and “we’ll make your heart be ripped out of your chest.” The only heart that I broke was mine, when I got my hopes up too high. We were the kids who didn’t make it.
    We are the kids who never made it.
    NOTMINE/SWEET

  14. megzzyluvzu megzzyluvzu
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 6:36pm UTC
    Dear Q.eer Young Girl,
    I see you.
    You don’t want them to see you
    so you change the pronouns in your love poems to “him” instead of “her.”
    I used to do that.
    Dear Straight People,
    You make young poets make bad edits.
    Dear Straight People,
    Kissing my girlfriend in public without looking to see who’s around
    is a luxury I do not fully have yet.
    But tonight, I am drunk in my freedom,
    grab her hand on the busiest street in Philadelphia,
    zip my fingers into hers and press our lips firmly,
    until we melt their stares into a standing ovation, imagine
    that we are in a sea of smiling faces,
    even when we’re not
    and when we’re not,
    we start shoveling,
    digging deep into each other’s eyes we say,
    “Hey Baby, can’t nothing stop this tonight”
    because tonight, this world is broken
    and we’re the only thing
    that’s going to keep it together.

  15. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 3:53am UTC
    I wish my hair would straighten itself.

  16. LittleLea LittleLea
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 1:47am UTC
    dear straight people...
    just because I Like girls
    doesnt mean I Like All girls

  17. Tiraeshay Tiraeshay
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 8:02am UTC
    Love see's not with the eyes but with the mind.
    Love feels with the heart real deep inside.
    Love is blind quite hard to find, but with a touch its easy to be defined.

  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 3:34pm UTC
    straight guys are not allowed to have butts
    like what do they even use it for

  19. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 12:29pm UTC
    I have three types of hairstyles
    1) Straight
    2) Wavy
    3) Homeless

  20. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 5:37pm UTC
    Who are we to judge?
    ♂+♂= ♡
    ♂+♀= ♡
    ♀+♀= ♡
    Love knows no gender.

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