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Best Straight Quotes This Year

  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 1:28pm UTC
    I'm fine with gay people as long as they don't make out in front of me.
    I'm fine with straight people as long as they don't make out in front of me. Stop making out in front of me. It makes me feel uncomfortable.

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 11:36pm UTC
    My mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked,
    "Am I relatively straight?" and I said, "I think that's something you need to decide for yourself." and she told me to walk home.

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 12:29pm UTC
    I have three types of hairstyles
    1) Straight
    2) Wavy
    3) Homeless

  4. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 8:23pm UTC
    I don't see why coming out is such a big deal
    For example, I've been bisexual my whole life
    so why should I randomly make a big announcement to my family about it?
    I don't even wait for it to be a secret anymore
    I'll just be talking to a friend and say "there's this guy I like"
    because it's the same thing as liking any girl.
    And it's not like you have to come out for being straight
    because that's the same idea, right?
    And how would my sexuality change who I already was 10 minutes ago?
    It's not like once I "come out" I'm going to burn down every church I see
    or try to kill the governments that don't support my sexuality
    do you know why?
    Because it doesn't make a f/cking difference.

  5. 1mrsseguin9 1mrsseguin9
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2014 2:53pm UTC
    The difference between being straight and being gay is the same thing as the difference between bras and bikini tops. Everyone knows they exist, but only one is acceptable in public.

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 3:34pm UTC
    straight guys are not allowed to have butts
    like what do they even use it for

  7. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    eventually
    i'll forget how
    your smile
    made your eyes
    shine brighter
    than the city lights
    at night

  8. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 9:00pm UTC
    You don’t need to bash skinny people to say that bigger people are beautiful.
    You don’t need to bash men to promote women’s rights.
    You don’t need to bash white people to promote racial equality.
    You don’t need to bash a certain genre of music to promote another.
    You don’t need to bash straight people to promote gay rights.
    You don’t need to bash anyone to advocate your opinion.

  9. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    Me: I like guys and girls.
    Girl: EWWWW YOU'RE GAY???
    Me: No...I like guys AND girls.
    Girl: Soooo you're gay.
    Me: What do you think that 'gay' is?
    Girl: It's when you like guys.
    Me: Well what if I like girls, too?
    Girl: You're gay and straight.
    Me: -_-
    #biproblems

  10. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 2:07pm UTC
    want to
    know a seret?
    you are beautiful.
    Black, white, gay, straight, bisexual.
    whether you are smart or quiet or impossibly
    in love with your bestfriend, someone out there cherishes
    your smile and gets butterflies when you walk into a room.
    someone out there can't stop thinking about you.
    You are beautiful. Don't ever believe differently.

  11. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 11:31am UTC
    Here’s To The Kids.
    The kids who would rather spend their night with a bottle of coke and Patrick or Sonny playing on their headphones than go to some vomit-stained high school party. Here’s to the kids whose 11:11 wish was wasted on one person who will never be there for them. Here’s to the kids whose idea of a good night is sitting on the hood of a car, watching the stars. Here’s to the kids who were never too good at life, but still were wicked cool. Here’s to the kids who listened to Fall Out Boy and Hawthorne Heights before they were on MTV and blame MTV for ruining their life. Here’s to the kids who care more about the music than the haircuts. Here’s to the kids who have crushes on a stupid lush. Here’s to the kids who hum “a little less 16 candles, a little more touch me” when they’re stuck home, dateless, on a Saturday night. Here’s to the kids who have ever had a broken heart from someone who didn’t even know they existed. Here’s to the kids who have read The Perks of Being a Wallflower and didn’t feel so alone after doing so. Here’s to the kids who spend their days in photobooths with their best friends. Here’s to the kids who are straight up smartasses and just don’t care. Here’s to the kids who speak their mind. Here’s to the kids who second guess themselves on everything they do. Here’s to the kids who will never have 100 percent confidence in anything they do, and to the kids that are okay with that. Here’s to the kids. This one’s not for the kids who always get what they want, but for the ones who never had it at all. It’s not for the ones who never get caught, but for the ones who always try and fail. This one’s for the kids who didn’t make it, we were the kids who never made it. The overcast girls and the underdog boys. Not for the kids who had all their joys. This one’s for the kids who never faked it. We’re the kids who didn’t make it. They say “breaking hearts is what we do best,” and “we’ll make your heart be ripped out of your chest.” The only heart that I broke was mine, when I got my hopes up too high. We were the kids who didn’t make it.
    We are the kids who never made it.
    NOTMINE/SWEET

  12. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 8:11pm UTC
    Band guys are the
    gayest straight people ever

  13. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 8:35pm UTC
    "I think everyone should get married!
    Boy and girls...
    Girls and boys...
    Boys and boys...
    Girls and girls...
    Shouldn't we all be
    entitled to a family?"
    -Billie Joe Armstrong

  14. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    today, i straightened my hair for school. i have really curly hair and almost never straighten it due to laziness and simply because i just don't like it straight. anyways, multiple people came up to me and said how much they liked my hair. now, this may be because my hair genuinely looked good, they were just being nice, or they noticed it was different, but that's not my theory. i think that society has preconceived notions about how hair should look. straight hair "good" and curly is "bad." that's not true, though. personally, i LOVE my curly hair and just don't understand why anyone would want to change something about themselves that makes them unique. you're you, don't try to change it.

  15. Ralph* Ralph*
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    I've fallen for everything about you.
    I've fallen for the way your eyes sparkle with colour when you look at me. I've fallen for your straight-toothed smile.
    I've fallen for the way words roll off your tongue.
    The way you push things further into the higher shelf so that you'd have an excuse to get it for me over and over again.
    I've fallen for the way you say, "Good morning" to me. The way you take morning showers &your hair is all wet.
    I've fallen so hard, someone will have to piece me back together.♥

  16. Nathannn Nathannn
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 10:17pm UTC
    “I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.”
    ~Eminem

  17. Asking_Alexis Asking_Alexis
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 6:23pm UTC
    What if the world was gay, and everyone hated sraight people?
    Straight people would feel like the gay people do today.
    They would feel excluded and out of place.
    They would be bullied for liking a gender they aren't supposed to because it isn't natural.
    Imagine if we lived in a world like that.

  18. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 4:44pm UTC
    is there any way that i can take my expert eating,
    sleeping, and being addicted to the internet
    skills and make money off of them?
    if so, tell me now.

  19. KatieInAStrangeLand KatieInAStrangeLand
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    "It's wrong to assume someone's g.ay"
    Well then its also wrong to assume someone's straight but people do that all the time.

  20. ~Spoken Silence~* ~Spoken Silence~*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 6:34pm UTC
    Everyone, don't make fun of flappy bird.. He has two wings, and no he is not crazy.
    He is just so gay he does'nt even fly straight :D

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