Best Soannoying Quotes This Week

BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 12:44pm UTC

person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person: hi

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 12:51pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
If I show you a picture on my phone,
don't scroll left, don't scroll right, only look.

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ciaraperrone1996
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 7:40pm UTC

That awkward moment when you realize you've been
listening to a YouTube advert about dishwater detergent for 3 minutes.

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Bambi10
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 8:16am UTC

Girl: Lolz hi wassup????!!!xxx
Me:
Girl: Why arnt u speakin!????
Me:
Girl:
Me:
Girl:
Me: I have an urge to throw a dictionary at your face.

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 1:24am UTC

You say I'm dirty minded
how did you understand what
I meant?

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josie*
posted a quote
March 12, 2014 1:46pm UTC

I'm not even upset,
hurt or angry anymore.
I'm just tired.
I'm tired of putting in
more effort than i recieve.
I'm tired of holding on
for nothing.
I'm tired of believing all your lies
I'm tired of you proving
me wrong every time.
I'm tired of getting
my hopes up and
being disappointed again.

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 10:02pm UTC

WILL PEOPLE PLEASE STOP MAKING THOSE 'THIS IS MY STORY' THINGS?
THEY ARE SO DAMN IRRITATING AND NO-ONE ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT 'YOUR STORY'.

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 1:20am UTC

Lilo: I'm sorry i bit you... and pulled your hair.... and punched you in the face...
Now imagine modern Disney's version of this.

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Just an average kid*
posted a quote
March 30, 2014 12:40pm UTC

Most people: No offence but you're the ugliest person on the face of this planet and I hate your guts and your mom is fat and you should go die in a hole that has no wifi

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 11:42am UTC

tragedy isn’t a fullcking competition
if you feel something so tragic is happening elsewhere how come you only mention it now stop trying to be edgy

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 6:56pm UTC

When people's quotes get into top quotes because they're having a conversation in the comments
>:|

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Vic Fuentes*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 5:42am UTC

I hate it when its obvious
that there is some serious eye contact going on between me and my crush, but he won't make the first move, so I just kinda stand there activating idiot mode.

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we2areawesome
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 9:39am UTC

Parents:
Picking up this tiny piece of paper
would only take 2 seconds
but instead i'm gonna run it over 100 times with
my vaccum at
60 different angles for 10 hours straight while
annoying my daughter when she's trying to listen to music on the laptop.

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lovelybow
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 12:20pm UTC

I hate my parents.
They switch off the Wi-Fi at night .
Does anyone's else's parents do this?

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soccer2323
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 4:07pm UTC

My f.cking sibling do something and I get in trouble for it...Uhhhh

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GoldenGirl
posted a quote
December 11, 2013 5:29pm UTC

The Life of a Dancer #1
You get a little mad when
someone does a messy
bun and calls it a ballerina bun
/fon

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lilyk11
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 1:13pm UTC

The mini heart attack you have when your foot misses one stair.

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AnonymousGirl98
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 12:59pm UTC

To be fair here, mosquitoes are actually romantic creatures.They whisper to your ear before they sting you.And that needed to be said.

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-Fifa14AndKatie-*
posted a quote
November 20, 2013 11:38am UTC

WILL EVERYONE SHUT U ABOUT THE YORKSHIRE CLOWN SH^T -.-

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enginesGoBOOM*
posted a quote
January 16, 2014 11:55am UTC

You know those moments when everything suddenly gets so frustrating,
and then you start crying because you're so frustrated,
but then you're frustrated because you're crying without reason,
and then end up even more frustrated before,
and just wish that you could crawl up in a ball,
and die in a hole.

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