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  1. Just an average kid* Just an average kid*
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 12:40pm UTC
    Most people: No offence but you're the ugliest person on the face of this planet and I hate your guts and your mom is fat and you should go die in a hole that has no wifi

  2. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2014 1:46pm UTC
    I'm not even upset,
    hurt or angry anymore.
    I'm just tired.
    I'm tired of putting in
    more effort than i recieve.
    I'm tired of holding on
    for nothing.
    I'm tired of believing all your lies
    I'm tired of you proving
    me wrong every time.
    I'm tired of getting
    my hopes up and
    being disappointed again.

  3. enginesGoBOOM* enginesGoBOOM*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2014 11:55am UTC
    You know those moments when everything suddenly gets so frustrating,
    and then you start crying because you're so frustrated,
    but then you're frustrated because you're crying without reason,
    and then end up even more frustrated before,
    and just wish that you could crawl up in a ball,
    and die in a hole.

  4. GoldenGirl GoldenGirl
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    The Life of a Dancer #1
    You get a little mad when
    someone does a messy
    bun and calls it a ballerina bun
    /fon

  5. -Fifa14AndKatie-* -Fifa14AndKatie-*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 11:38am UTC
    WILL EVERYONE SHUT U ABOUT THE YORKSHIRE CLOWN SH^T -.-

  6. soccer2323 soccer2323
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    My f.cking sibling do something and I get in trouble for it...Uhhhh

  7. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 9:39am UTC
    Parents:
    Picking up this tiny piece of paper
    would only take 2 seconds
    but instead i'm gonna run it over 100 times with
    my vaccum at
    60 different angles for 10 hours straight while
    annoying my daughter when she's trying to listen to music on the laptop.

  8. cornmuffin cornmuffin
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 9:50pm UTC
    Everyone: Are you OK?
    Everyone: Are you upset?
    Everyone: You look really tired, did you get enough sleep?
    Everyone: What’s wrong?
    Everyone: Did something happen?
    Everyone: Why so glum?
    Everyone: What’s going on?
    Me: IT'S MY FAAAAACE

  9. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 10:02pm UTC
    WILL PEOPLE PLEASE STOP MAKING THOSE 'THIS IS MY STORY' THINGS?
    THEY ARE SO DAMN IRRITATING AND NO-ONE ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT 'YOUR STORY'.

  10. Bambi10 Bambi10
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 8:16am UTC
    Girl: Lolz hi wassup????!!!xxx
    Me:
    Girl: Why arnt u speakin!????
    Me:
    Girl:
    Me:
    Girl:
    Me: I have an urge to throw a dictionary at your face.

  11. Katelyn_Miranda Katelyn_Miranda
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 6:06pm UTC
    Those Annoying days when u have the hiccups like 1000 times! SO ANNOYING! SO TODAY!

  12. AnonymousGirl98 AnonymousGirl98
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 12:59pm UTC
    To be fair here, mosquitoes are actually romantic creatures.They whisper to your ear before they sting you.And that needed to be said.

  13. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 11:42am UTC
    tragedy isn’t a fullcking competition
    if you feel something so tragic is happening elsewhere how come you only mention it now stop trying to be edgy

  14. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 5:42am UTC
    I hate it when its obvious
    that there is some serious eye contact going on between me and my crush, but he won't make the first move, so I just kinda stand there activating idiot mode.

  15. ciaraperrone1996 ciaraperrone1996
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you realize you've been
    listening to a YouTube advert about dishwater detergent for 3 minutes.

  16. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    When people's quotes get into top quotes because they're having a conversation in the comments
    >:|

  17. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 12:51pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    If I show you a picture on my phone,
    don't scroll left, don't scroll right, only look.

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 12:44pm UTC
    person is typing...
    person is typing...
    person is typing...
    person is typing...
    person is typing...
    person is typing...
    person: hi

  19. thebeginningoftheend3373 thebeginningoftheend3373
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 10:32am UTC
    Incorrect use of grammar/punctuation annoys the hell out of me.
    Really, is it that hard to know that if you're talking about many dogs, it's just DOGS? Not dog's.
    Or.. To, Two, and Too?
    Come on.

  20. lovelybow lovelybow
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 12:20pm UTC
    I hate my parents.
    They switch off the Wi-Fi at night .
    Does anyone's else's parents do this?

:)

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