Best Sleeping Quotes This Week

glitter162*
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 5:36pm UTC

Have you ever thought about
how weird sleeping is? Like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats and then spend the next few hours completely unconcsious all the while hallucinating vividly

👍 this is good · read the comments · 275 points

Jessica♥*
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 9:31pm UTC

*on the phone*
friend: Well, I'm really tired so I'm gonna go to bed. Goodnight.
*30 minutes later*
friend: *posts facebook status, posts instagram photo, retweets 20 tweets, goes to the mall, cooks a gourmet dinner, buys the mall, builds an amusement park, discovers new element, opens a zoo, paints house pink, marries an octopus, has ten kids, figures out the string theory, and starts a clothing line*

👍 this is good · read the comments · 204 points

BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 12:52pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I'm so good at sleeping,
I can do it with my eyes closed.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 119 points

gab*
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 5:28pm UTC


.
.
.
.
SLeePiNG iS
always nice because you get to
forget about everything
FoR a WHiLe.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 117 points

Lolsorue_girl
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 2:28pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
If you ever get caught sleeping
in school,just put your head up and say: ''In Jesus name, amen''.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 104 points

JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 12:47pm UTC

& who else..
takes mini naps between texts when they're laying in bed at night?

👍 this is good · read the comments · 93 points

yourcool
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 3:42am UTC

when did sleeping become the most
and least important thing in my life

👍 this is good · read the comments · 87 points

gab*
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 6:41pm UTC

*me choosing my classes for school* ah yes i'd like to sign up for AP sleeping

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 87 points

Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 8:55pm UTC

Sleeping is the only time
to feel real freedom..
There's no rules
in dreaming.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 77 points

dolph*
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 3:44pm UTC

sleeping comes so naturally to me like i could do it with my eyes closed tbh

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 63 points

glitter162*
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 10:12pm UTC

Okay, so today I was scrolling through Google reading about weird laws, and I found this one:
"In Oklahoma, it's illegal to have a sleeping donkey in your bathtub after 7pm."
How do you even...?

👍 this is good · read the comments · 67 points

SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
July 7, 2014 8:49pm UTC

Me: It won't bother me.
Me: *lies down*
Me: It actually really bothers me. A lot. So I'm gonna think about it all night instead of sleeping.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 55 points

glitter162*
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 7:13pm UTC

I'm so good at sleeping,
I can do it with my eyes closed.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 57 points

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 6:56pm UTC

I will say something. This is too important. And if you don't listen to anything
else I tell you, I hope you'll listen now. No matter what you might hear about all these tragic figures, and the whole romantic image of the suffering artist, suicide is not cool. It's not heroic. It's not romantic. It's like running away. Abandoning your family. And leaving someone to clean up your mess. Only, it's even worse, because once you go there, you can't come back. And that would really suck.
Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 51 points

Bec*
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 4:10am UTC

Are there people who actually make their beds every morning or is that just a myth.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 49 points

gab*
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 6:26pm UTC

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
sleeping is kind of tough
being that i think about you so much.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 36 points

capsized*
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 3:30am UTC

“
86% of girls agreed that
cuddling in bed and falling
asleep is the best feeling in
a relationship.
”

👍 this is good · read the comments · 34 points

Chris*
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 2:54pm UTC

aren't you sick of
SLEEPING ALONE?

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 32 points

MyBrokenHorizon
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 8:59am UTC

me: it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
friend: the second one was kind of unexpected
me: but no one is disagreeing
nmq

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 32 points

kelly*
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 1:04am UTC

What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZzza!

👍 this is good · read the comments · 33 points

Witty Profiles

Best Sleeping Quotes This Week