Shrek Quotes

Elise*
posted a quote
December 23, 2014 6:02pm UTC

I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]
You’re living in the past it’s a new generation
[LOUD GUITAR]
[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]
THE CHAIR! GIVE HIM THE CHAIR!

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GhostTown
posted a quote
September 7, 2014 1:47pm UTC

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Shrek."
"Shrek who?"
"Shrek wants his face back."
CookieDough Formats

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troyler*
posted a quote
July 11, 2014 1:37pm UTC

shrek
@justgirlythings

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
June 11, 2014 4:45pm UTC

If you’ve seen over 85, you have no life.
[x]Grease
[x ]Pirates of the Caribbean
[x ]Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man’s Chest
[ x]Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World’s End
[ ]Boondock Saints
[ ]Fight Club
[ ]Starsky and Hutch
[x ]Neverending Story
[ ]Neverending story 2
[ X]Airplane
[ x]Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
[x]Napoleon Dynamite
[ ]Labyrinth
[]Saw
[ ]Saw II
[]saw III
[ ]White Noise
[]50 First Dates
[x]the Princess Diaries
[x]The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
[]Scream
[]Scream 2
[]Scream 3
[]scary Movie
[]Scary Movie 2
[]Scary Movie 3
[]Scary Movie 4
[x]Harry Potter
[x ]Harry Potter 2
[x ]Harry Potter 3
[x ]Harry Potter 4
[ x]Harry Potter 5
[]Resident Evil 1
[]Resident Evil 2
[ x]The Wedding Singer
[]Little Black Book
[ ]The Village
[x]Lilo & Stitch
[x]Finding Nemo
[ ]Finding Neverland
[ ]Signs
[x]The Grinch
[] Texas Chainsaw Massacre
[]Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
[x ]White Chicks
[]Butterfly Effect
[ ]Suddenly 30
[x]I, Robot
[ x]Robots
[ ]Universal Soldier
[x]Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
[ ]Along Came Polly
[ ]Deep Impact
[ ]KingPin
[ ]Never Been Kissed
[]Meet The Parents
[x]Meet the Fockers
[ ]Eight Crazy Nights
[ ]Joe Dirt
[X ]King Kong
[x]A Cinderella Story
[ ]The Terminal
[x]Lizzie McGuire Movie
[ ]Passport to Paris
[x ]Dumb & Dumber
[]Final Destination
[]Final Destination 2
[]Final Destination 3
[]Halloween
[]The Ring
[]The Ring 2
[]Surviving Christmas
[x]Flubber
[]Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
[]Practical Magic
[ ]Chicago
[ ]Ghost Ship
[ ]From Hell
[x ]Hellboy
[]Secret Window
[x ]I Am Sam
[ x]The Whole 9 Yards
[ x]The Whole 10 Yards
[]The Day After Tomorrow
[]Child’s Play
[]Seed of Chucky
[]Bride of Chucky
[x]10 Things I Hate About You
[ ]Just Married
[ ]Gothika
[]Nightmare on Elm Street
[x ]16 Candles
[x]Remember the Titans
[ ]Coach Carter
[]The Longest Yard
[]Gridiron Gang
[]The Grudge
[]The Grudge 2
[ x]The Mask
[ x]Son Of The Mask
[]Bad Boys
[]Bad Boys 2
[]Joy Ride
[ ]Lucky Number Seven (The Wrong Man)
[ ]Ocean’s 11
[ ]Ocean’s 12
[X ]Ocean’s 13
[x ]Bourne Identity
[ x]Bourne Supremecy
[ ]Lone Star
[ ]Bedazzled
[ ]Predator I
[ ]Predator II
[ ]The Fog
[x]Ice Age
[x]Ice Age 2
[x ]Curious George
[ x]Independence Day
[ ]Children of Men
[]No Vacancy
[x ]Mummy
[ ]Mummy Returns
[ ]Darkness Falls
[ ]Christine
[ x]ET
[ ]Children of the Corn
[ ]My Boss’ Daughter
[ x]Maid In Manhattan
[ ]War of the Worlds
[ x]Rush Hour
[ x]Rush Hour 2
[ ]Swimfan
[ ]Miracle on 34th street
[ ]Old School
[ x]The Notebook
[ ]K-Pax
[ ]Krippendorf’s Tribe
[x]A Walk to Remember
[ ]Ice Castles
[ ]Boogeyman
[x]The 40-year-old-virgin
[]Knocked Up
[x]Lord of the Rings
[ x]Lord of the Rings II
[ x]Lord of the Rings III
[ ]Indiana Jones & the Raiders of the Lost Ark
[ ]Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom
[ ]Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade
[]Super Troopers
[]Hostel
[ ]Waiting for Guffman
[]House of 1000 Corpses
[]Devils Rejects
[x]Elf
[ ]Highlander
[ ]Mothman Prophecies
[ x]American History X
[ ]Three
[ ]The Jacket
[ ]Kung Fu Hustle
[ ]Full Metal Jacket
[ ]Shaolin Soccer
[ ]Night Watch
[x]Monsters Inc
[]Titanic
[ ]Monty Python and the Holy Grail
[ ]Shaun Of the Dead
[ ]Willard
[ ]High Tension
[ ]Club Dread
[x]Hulk
[ ]Dawn of the Dead
[ x]Hook
[x]Chronicles Of Narnia
[]28 days Later
[]28 Weeks Later
[ ]Orgazmo
[ ]Phantasm
[ ]Waterworld
[ x]waynes world
[x]legally blonde
[x]legally blonde red white and blonde
[ ]Mortal Kombat
[ ]Wolf Creek
[ ]Kingdom of Heaven
[]The Hills Have Eyes
[ ]I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
[]The Last House on the Left
[ ]Re-Animator
[ ]Army of Darkness
[x ]Star Wars I
[ x]Star Wars II
[ x]Star Wars III
[ x]Star Wars A new Hope
[ x]Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back
[ x]Star Wars Return of the Jedi
[x]bring it on
[x]bring it on again
[ x]bring it on all or nothing
[ x]The Matrix
[ ]The Matrix Reloaded
[ ]The Matrix Revolutions
[ ]Slapshot1
[ ]Slapshot2
[ ]Evil Dead
[ ]flight plan
[ ]Team America: World Police
[ ]Silence of the Lambs
[]Hannibal
[ ]dark crystal
[ ]Anger Management
total overall:up in the 140-150's

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xIzzyx
posted a quote
May 12, 2014 3:32pm UTC

"What Are You Doing In Ma Swamp?!?" Ahaha Who Ever Made That Shrek Video Swamp Thing Is Just (':

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disneyromantic
posted a quote
April 10, 2014 8:10pm UTC

•••••••••••••••••••••••••••
Do You Know The Muffin Man
The Muffin Man
Yes The Muffin Man
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Anila*
posted a quote
February 27, 2014 4:55am UTC

They judge me before they even know me, that's why I'm better off alone
- Shrek

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AbbieT18
posted a quote
February 11, 2014 6:39pm UTC

We spend our whole lives wishing
We weren't so freakin' strange
They mad us feel that way
But it's they who need to change.
The way they think, that is.
It's time to stop the hiding
It's time to stand up tall
Say 'Hey world I'm different'
And here I am
Splinters and all.
-Shrek the Musical

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Amba_Is_Not_Ok
posted a quote
January 30, 2014 3:23am UTC

Friend: Dayuum Girl! You are gorgeous!!
BestFriend: Shrek called, he want his face back.

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HashtagDepression
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 1:35pm UTC

They judge me before they know me.. thats why im better off alone. -Shrek

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hobosammyo
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 5:42pm UTC

Shrek came out 13 years ago
I didn’t know shrek was gay

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уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 8:51am UTC

I KNOW PLENTY OF PEOPLE
with eyes closed,
they don't see you like I do,
Darling I do.
Please don't remove this!

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GotSunshine
posted a quote
November 12, 2013 4:15pm UTC

If you think you're ugly!
& want to feel better about yourself...
go ahead and read this rant.
im really ugly how can i live with it ?...
My front tooth overlaps the other one, I have a bit of a stomach and I have the most horrendous skin in the world. Appollo 13 should land on my face and check out these craters instead of the ones on the moon. My pores are disgusting. I am very upset with my appearance, I can't look at the mirror anymore and I just keep crying every single time I think about my appearance.
What the hell did i do to deserve this? Its like i was born to be fricken ugly :(
I dont know what I'm going to do,
I have to get all 4 wisdom teeth pulled out, and then wait another year for braces and keep them on for a year and a half. wow Once again I'm the ugly duckling.

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уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 8:28am UTC

-----“I know plenty of people
wirh eyes closed
They don't see you like I do
Darling I do
Format credit to Jade627 and Amenah
I just changed the colours

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 2:45pm UTC

Donkey: *Drinks Potion*
Shrek: How do you feel?
Donkey: Well I don't feel any different. Do I look any different?
Puss In Boots: You still look like an a.ss to me.

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KeepFighting
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 4:28pm UTC

They judge me before
they know me,
That's why I'm
better off alone.
Please don't remove this!

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RugsFromMeToYou
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 2:43pm UTC

''Blue flower, red thorn. Blue flower, red thorn.
This would be so much easier if i wasn't colour blind!''

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 2:34pm UTC

its been 12 years since shrek came out and im still having trouble coping with the fact that donkey f-cked a dragon

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InOneMoment
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 10:50pm UTC

All my friends: OHMYGOD look at that guy!!! He is SO HOT!!!
Me: Look at that boulder.... that is a nice boulder.....

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MuffinL
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 6:40am UTC

"They judge me before they even know me.
That's why I'm better off alone."
-Shrek

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