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Elise*

Status: What's the point of living if I can't be beautiful?

Member Since: 9 Aug 2011 11:10am

Last Seen: 26 Nov 2017 08:07pm

Location: Never Never Land

Gender: F

user id: 205657

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  1. Elise* Elise*
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2014 7:57pm EST
    My Favorite Witty Rules:
    Gibberish (random letters and numbers)
    Too many misspelled words
    Do not ask for faves or comments. Witty is not about fake internet points. It's about expressing yourself with meaningful words.

  2. Elise* Elise*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 7:35pm EST
    *shakes banana* WOOO LISTEN TO THAT POTASSIUM

  3. Elise* Elise*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 7:25pm EST
    *shakes banana* WOOO LISTEN TO THAT POTASSIUM

  4. Elise* Elise*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 7:19pm EST
    my kids: sing us a song to sleep
    me: ok
    me: I been drinkin….I been drinkin….

  5. Elise* Elise*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 7:10pm EST
    #23ReasonsWhyWeLoveLouis

  6. Elise* Elise*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 6:25pm EST
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  7. Elise* Elise*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 6:24pm EST
    someone: [flirts with me]
    me: they are probably just being nice, they probably do this with everyone
    someone: [asks me on a date]
    me: it’s not a date, it’s just a friend get together thing, probably.
    someone: [confesses their love for me]
    me: they are probably just being sarcastic

  8. Elise* Elise*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 6:22pm EST
    get a proper job you dicks

  9. Elise* Elise*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 6:02pm EST
    I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]
    You’re living in the past it’s a new generation
    [LOUD GUITAR]
    [SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]
    THE CHAIR! GIVE HIM THE CHAIR!

  10. Elise* Elise*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 5:59pm EST
    harry: [shouting] OR ARE YOU GIVIN IT TO SOMEONE ELSEEEE
    me: [bust a nut] [faints] [dies]

  11. Elise* Elise*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 5:54pm EST
    Harry and Louis be like
    Harry: *casually touches Louis's dick* oops
    Louis: *looks down at Harry's hand and then back up and smirks* hi

  12. Elise* Elise*
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    September 20, 2014 4:58pm EDT
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  13. Elise* Elise*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2014 4:52pm EDT
    antisocial
    antisocool
    aint i so cool

  14. Elise* Elise*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2014 6:58pm EDT
    You still cross my mind
    from time to time
    and I mostly smile.

  15. Elise* Elise*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2014 6:56pm EDT
    When you’re right, no one remembers.
    When you’re wrong, no one forgets.

  16. Elise* Elise*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2014 6:55pm EDT
    Happiness is not
    a destination; it
    is a way of life.

  17. Elise* Elise*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2014 6:53pm EDT
    If you ever said you miss me, don't say you never lied.

  18. Elise* Elise*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2014 6:22pm EDT
    Here
    comes
    the
    sun.

  19. Elise* Elise*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2014 6:16pm EDT
    As you wish.

  20. Elise* Elise*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2014 6:12pm EDT
    I guess if true love was easy then we'd all have it.

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