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Elise*

1. Elise*
   posted a quote
   December 24, 2014 7:57pm UTC
   My Favorite Witty Rules:
   Gibberish (random letters and numbers)
   Too many misspelled words
   Do not ask for faves or comments. Witty is not about fake internet points. It's about expressing yourself with meaningful words.
   
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2. Elise*
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   December 23, 2014 7:35pm UTC
   *shakes banana* WOOO LISTEN TO THAT POTASSIUM
   
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3. Elise*
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   December 23, 2014 7:25pm UTC
   *shakes banana* WOOO LISTEN TO THAT POTASSIUM
   
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4. Elise*
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   December 23, 2014 7:19pm UTC
   my kids: sing us a song to sleep
   me: ok
   me: I been drinkin….I been drinkin….
   
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5. Elise*
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   December 23, 2014 7:10pm UTC
   #23ReasonsWhyWeLoveLouis
   
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6. Elise*
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   December 23, 2014 6:25pm UTC
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7. Elise*
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   December 23, 2014 6:24pm UTC
   someone: [flirts with me]
   me: they are probably just being nice, they probably do this with everyone
   someone: [asks me on a date]
   me: it’s not a date, it’s just a friend get together thing, probably.
   someone: [confesses their love for me]
   me: they are probably just being sarcastic
   
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8. Elise*
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   December 23, 2014 6:22pm UTC
   get a proper job you dicks
   
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9. Elise*
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   December 23, 2014 6:02pm UTC
   I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]
   You’re living in the past it’s a new generation
   [LOUD GUITAR]
   [SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]
   THE CHAIR! GIVE HIM THE CHAIR!
   
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10. Elise*
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    December 23, 2014 5:59pm UTC
    harry: [shouting] OR ARE YOU GIVIN IT TO SOMEONE ELSEEEE
    me: [bust a nut] [faints] [dies]
    
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11. Elise*
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    December 23, 2014 5:54pm UTC
    Harry and Louis be like
    Harry: *casually touches Louis's dick* oops
    Louis: *looks down at Harry's hand and then back up and smirks* hi
    
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12. Elise*
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    September 20, 2014 4:58pm UTC
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13. Elise*
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    September 20, 2014 4:52pm UTC
    antisocial
    antisocool
    aint i so cool
    
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14. Elise*
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    May 14, 2014 6:58pm UTC
    You still cross my mind
    from time to time
    and I mostly smile.
    
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15. Elise*
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    May 14, 2014 6:56pm UTC
    When you’re right, no one remembers.
    When you’re wrong, no one forgets.
    
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16. Elise*
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    May 14, 2014 6:55pm UTC
    Happiness is not
    a destination; it
    is a way of life.
    
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17. Elise*
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    May 14, 2014 6:53pm UTC
    If you ever said you miss me, don't say you never lied.
    
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18. Elise*
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    May 14, 2014 6:22pm UTC
    Here
    comes
    the
    sun.
    
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19. Elise*
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    May 14, 2014 6:16pm UTC
    As you wish.
    
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20. Elise*
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    May 14, 2014 6:12pm UTC
    I guess if true love was easy then we'd all have it.
    
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