Sauce Quotes

Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 1:40pm UTC

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So last night my boyfriend
went to taco bell.
And he got one of the sauces that has the cute
little sayings on it and he sent me a picture of it
I was confused but opened the picture and the
sauce packet said will you marry me?
♥
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crazybananas
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July 29, 2013 6:29pm UTC

what if hot sauce doesn't wanna be called hot sauce
what if it wants to be called beautiful sauce

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IAmSecretlyAnUndercoverUnicorn
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March 30, 2013 11:50pm UTC

Applesauce is apples in sauce form!!!

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solyh*
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March 6, 2013 2:43pm UTC

You're such a pretty face, but you turned into a pretty big waste of my time.

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Coast2Coast
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March 2, 2013 7:23pm UTC

>gf is prego
>we like to get kinky anyways
>one night things get particualrly saucy
-i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird friggin chunks coming out of her
>wtf it's all red and she's obviously not on her period
>I looks at her and she has a glassy, jarred look on her face and she doesn't answer me
>ohcrapohcrapohcrap
>I get her in the car and speed to the hospital
>she's still bleeding everywhere
>by the time we get there, her bleeding has slowed down but she looks paler, almost translucent
>ohf/ck. She looks like she's in vegetative state
>i storm into emergency room and explain everything frantically
>he takes one look at her and then says
>"sir, I'm sorry, there is nothing we can do."
>I'm crying and I'm like "WHY THE F/CK NOT"
>he looks me in the eye and says "We don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"
nmq

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skylarlovestrains

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February 19, 2013 4:09pm UTC

I don't understand how people have the guts to approach their crush...
I can't even get the guts to ask for extra sauce at McDonalds.

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imaginationgirl
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February 14, 2013 6:33pm UTC

"I'm prego" A teenage daughter tells her mother tearfully over the phone. Her mother gasps and demands for her to come home immediately. She arrives home and her mother opens the door. Her mother screams. Her daughter has turned into a giant can of Prego tomato sauce.
tumblr.

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hiimbob
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February 2, 2013 9:58pm UTC

one thing i hate most
is the nandos tomato sauce bottles
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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