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1. hiimbob
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   February 5, 2013 3:13am UTC
   when my hair looks good
   before school x with friends x before I go to bed ✓
   
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2. hiimbob
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   February 2, 2013 9:58pm UTC
   one thing i hate most
   is the nandos tomato sauce bottles
   f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s
   
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3. hiimbob
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   January 24, 2013 9:50pm UTC
   when butterflies are nervous
   do they feel humans in their stomachs?
   
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4. hiimbob
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   January 15, 2013 10:41pm UTC
   My friend David went to Prague but he lost his ID,
   so now we just call him Dav
   
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5. hiimbob
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   January 8, 2013 10:42pm UTC
   why does everyone imagine their ideal self to be tall, tan and skinny? why do we all picture ourself to be some image that is hardly realistic? isnt it sad these days that not one person likes themselves. if you asked someone if they truely thought they were beautiful without being vain or boasting, nobody would honestly say yes. we all have this image of ourselves as oversized, ugly humans but we really are all beautiful. being skinny is terrible , being tan is unhealthy and overloading our faces with makeup is really bad for our skin. i think we should start to embrace ourselves and prove that everyone is beautiful <3
   
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6. hiimbob
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   December 30, 2012 5:44pm UTC
   'drawing a blue circle in your backyard
   so google maps think you have a pool'
   
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7. hiimbob
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   December 30, 2012 6:37am UTC
   'new year, new me '
   yeah sl*t, you mean new boobs
   
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8. hiimbob
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   December 11, 2012 12:29am UTC
   Zac Efron didn't actually sing in HSM
   This is the reason I have trust issues
   
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9. hiimbob
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   December 11, 2012 12:17am UTC
   "I feel so sorry for the world, people keep making rumors about it ending, it must hurt its feelings"
   
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10. hiimbob
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    October 9, 2012 2:23am UTC
    'If we don't kill ourselves we'll be the leaders of a messed up generation'
    
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11. hiimbob
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    September 1, 2012 1:55am UTC
    I got 98.998 problems and rounding up numbers is one of them
    
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12. hiimbob
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    September 1, 2012 1:53am UTC
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13. hiimbob
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    September 1, 2012 1:50am UTC
    Boobs are proof boys can focus on two things at once
    
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14. hiimbob
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    September 1, 2012 1:46am UTC
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15. hiimbob
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    July 27, 2012 7:17am UTC
    This one time at bandcamp...
    
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16. hiimbob
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    July 21, 2012 2:01am UTC
    Crocs are releasing High Tops
    
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17. hiimbob
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    July 21, 2012 1:49am UTC
    Liam’s curls were just as cute as Harry’s.
    
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18. hiimbob
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    July 21, 2012 1:43am UTC
    Louis Tomlinson is fetch whilst Harry is too gay to function.
    
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19. hiimbob
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    July 12, 2012 3:54am UTC
    if im louder would you see me?
    
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20. hiimbob
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    July 10, 2012 3:14am UTC
    Imagine if your friend called ‘Bro’ told a cool story...
    
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