>gf is prego
>we like to get kinky anyways
>one night things get particualrly saucy
-i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird friggin chunks coming out of her
>wtf it's all red and she's obviously not on her period
>I looks at her and she has a glassy, jarred look on her face and she doesn't answer me
>ohcrapohcrapohcrap
>I get her in the car and speed to the hospital
>she's still bleeding everywhere
>by the time we get there, her bleeding has slowed down but she looks paler, almost translucent
>ohf/ck. She looks like she's in vegetative state
>i storm into emergency room and explain everything frantically
>he takes one look at her and then says
>"sir, I'm sorry, there is nothing we can do."
>I'm crying and I'm like "WHY THE F/CK NOT"
>he looks me in the eye and says "We don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"
nmq