Best Requests Quotes This Week

cacti *
posted a quote
May 18, 2014 2:08pm UTC

can cute boys stop being
1. gay
2. younger than me
3. 15 years older than me
4. 12343576 miles away
5. taken
6. famous

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cacti *
posted a quote
May 28, 2014 6:38am UTC

I'm a girl. I don't
smoke, drink, or
party every
weekend. I don't
sleep around or
start drama to get
attention. Yes, we
do still exist.

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cacti *
posted a quote
May 30, 2014 4:48am UTC

Error x
Error 404: Life not found
Operation canceled. Please get a life and try again.
OK

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RIP
posted a quote
July 11, 2014 10:01am UTC

Crying is the only way your eyes speak
when your mouth can't explain how things
made your heart broken.
Gif taken by AnaCastro196

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cacti *
posted a quote
July 24, 2014 10:22am UTC

❝ I WISH I WAS ENOUGH FOR SOMEONE.
❞

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Lozza*
posted a quote
March 11, 2015 2:14am UTC

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless,
and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that.
- Robin Williams

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 1:00am UTC

DLS
When I'm like sad and crying or whatever
I'll like hug my pillow and pretend it's him
Then when I gain composure
I get glad it isn't him
Because if it was
I would've suffocated him.

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KayleighJean
posted a quote
May 11, 2014 11:47am UTC

A little too used to being alone.

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KayleighJean
posted a quote
June 28, 2014 12:30am UTC

Still sobbing over The Fault In Our Stars 2 weeks later
It's a problem.

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^_^*
posted a quote
February 26, 2014 2:53pm UTC

I always dress in black just to reassure you I'm always ready for your funeral

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MadiCakes
posted a quote
April 1, 2014 8:08pm UTC

My brother randomly walks in my room: On a scale of fake pockets to nachos, how good are your ideas?
My answer: eh probably inbetween, pizza and waffles
WE'RE NORMAL I PROMISE.

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
April 10, 2014 5:39pm UTC

If your religious beliefs dictate that you need to discriminate against another human being,
my religious beliefs think you're an a--hole.

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
May 21, 2014 1:48pm UTC

You've got a heart as loud as a lion's, so why let your voice be tamed?

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† *
posted a quote
April 7, 2014 9:33pm UTC

Minnie Mouse's full name is actually Minerva Mouse.
#Now You Know

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AgainstNoOne
posted a quote
August 8, 2014 2:27am UTC

That face you make when you over-hear
people complimenting you.

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
August 11, 2014 9:43pm UTC

You must strive to find your own voice,
BECAUSE THE LONGER YOU WAIT TO BEGIN,
the less likely you are to find it at all.
- JOHN KEATING [Robin Williams], Dead Poets Society.
IMAGE SOURCE: tumblr.com, original photographer unknown

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lemon.cake*
posted a quote
August 20, 2014 11:40am UTC

We're all brave until
we realize the cockroach
has wings.

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23chars
posted a quote
October 3, 2014 3:34pm UTC

Mean Girls: The only movie that can make a 2 second reference to October 3rd and make it a national holiday.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 12:07pm UTC

Confession #40
I once walked in on my friend..
You know...
And we made eye contact
And he wouldn't stop
And I wanted to leave
But I couldn't
I was just frozen there
Looking in he eyes
Him looking back into mine
Then after about 10 minutes of hardcore rubbing
He asked me if I wanted to do it for him
I of course said no
Then he started going off
About how he can only release when thinking of me
And how much better it'd be if I actually did it for him
And how he waited his whole life for this moment
I still refused
So he asked if I could atleast get naked
Like an 'I'll show you mine if you show me yours' type thing
And you know
I wouldn't consider this embarrassing for me
If it wasn't for the fact
That he isn't the only friend of mine
Who does it thinking of me
Also for the fact
That he started describing vividly
What he thought I looked like naked...

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cacti *
posted a quote
May 18, 2014 2:02pm UTC

why do people in horror movies yell out "hello?"
as if the killer is gonna say "yeah,I'm in the kitchen,want a sandwich?"

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