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  1. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 5:34pm EDT
    alrIGHTY WELCOME TO THE FIRST ANNUALLLLLL
    WITTYPROFILES AWARDDDSSS!
    so basically there's a whole bunch of categories, and you guys have until the 20th to vote.
    please, please, PLEASE, do not vote for yourself.
    you do not have to fill in all the categories, but it'd be much appreciated!
    On the 20th, I'll tally up the comments and whoever with the most in each category winsss!
    prizes? eh
    basically
    you just get a free promo
    and a follow from me
    alrighty
    so here's your categories
    PLEASE DO NOT GET OFFENDED IF YOU DO NOT GET VOTED
    THIS IS JUST FOR FUN
    Best Funny Quotes-
    Best Inspirational Quotes-
    Best Quotes in General-
    Best Layouts-
    Best Quote Layouts-
    Funniest-
    Nicest-
    Best Profile-
    Best Username-
    Best Profile Picture-
    Best Wittian Overall-
    Best Newbie-
    Witty Queen-
    Witty King-
    pleaaaaaaaaaaaaase vote. i think this will be lots of fun. dont vote for just the "witty famous" people. vote for whoever you really want to vote for.
    thank youuu. ♥
    -maria (beastuser)

  2. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2014 10:11am EDT
    Fun Fact: Quiet people are aware that they are quiet. They don’t need you to point it out to them. They know. Please stop.

  3. phee* phee*
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2014 1:32pm EDT
    i feel like every week i'm just like "i need to get through this week"

  4. DontGetYourHopesUp DontGetYourHopesUp
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 5:33pm EDT
    |||||||||||||||||||||||||♥
    best friend's boyfriend
    | chapter | 50 | note | ♥ |
    Hi guys, the final chapter was really long so I have to put the note here because I have a lot to say haaha. Well first off, thank you for reading another one of my stories! I know I said I wouldn't be able to post it today but it turned out I was able to :) So for those of you who have read the Second Best Series, you know I like writing multiple point of views from different characters, because as we all know, there's always more than one side to a story. Would anyone be interested in Girlfriend's Best Friend? ;) It may take a few weeks to write up, but if you guys will read it, I'll write it :)
    commentttttt!
    -Kylie ♥

  5. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2014 8:04pm EDT
    "You’re only given one little spark of madness.
    You mustn’t lose it."
    ROBIN WILLIAMS [JULY 29th 1951 - AUGUST 11th 2014]
    IMAGE SOURCE: tumblr.com, original photographer unknown

  6. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 8:31pm EST
    My Lenten promise:
    I will give up all forms of self injury.
    Should I do it?

  7. kurwa* kurwa*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 7:23pm EDT
    kiss the hell out of me, please.

  8. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 3:25pm EST
    i'm a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness.

  9. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 10:14am EST
    Witty is kinda dead.
    So here's what we should do.
    1. INVITE YOUR FRIENDS
    It's the best way to get more active users. You don't have to tell them your account, but just show them the website! As many people as possible; if you think they'll be interested, get them to join. People wonder why the 'old witty' used to be so active. It's because a lot of users would constantly be inviting new people to join, and recycling the community. It works, so do it!
    2. WRITE MORE QUOTES
    Traffic is so sloooooow for two reason; there aren't a lot of uers, and therefore there aren't a lot of quotes. So write more quotes! Make the 'New' page active again. I'm not saying you should make a quote of every mundane thought that goes through your mind (not that there's anything wrong with that) but seriously, how can you complain about inactivity if you only write two quotes a week? Look at all your absolute favourite usres, or the ones with the most followers; more often than not, they'll be active themselves, and write a lot of quotes. That's the whole point of Witty.
    3. FAVE MORE QUOTES
    I've noticed this year that some of you are pretty stringent with your faves. Which is cool. But just remember that the more quotes you fave, the more quotes get faves, and if everyone does that, theoretically, every quote gets more faves on average. This is how to go from gettign 100 faves on a top quote back to getting 1000.
    4. FOLLOW MORE USERS
    Yeah, I get it, it looks 'messy' to follow a ton of people or whatever. But the fact is that it's gonna get more people to see more different users and their quotes. And you also get to see more cool quotes on your own homepage. And if everyone follows more people, then again, theoretically, everyone gets - on average - more followers, more people seeing their quotes, more traffic, blahblahblah.
    5. ADVERTISE WITTY
    Put up posters! If you care enough or are bored enough, take screencaps and post them on facebook/twitter/tumblr/instagram/whatever else you waste your time on. Tell the friends that you invite to invite THEIR friends.
    EXTRA ADVICE:
    - use this website how you wish everyone would. If you don't like a ton of boring layouts, make or use exciting one (you can literally use ANYONE'S layout as long as you keep credit; it's not that hard!). If you don't like your quotes only getting five faves, then fave more quotes. If you don't like quotes about cutting, for example, then don't write them, don't fave them, just ignore them!
    - go to 'new' quotes before 'top quotes'. Regularly check up on the 'people you follow'.
    -Talk to users you like! It's fun! You're never gonna make friends on here unless you comment users you'd like to talk to. It also gets more traffic in your page, btw. ;)
    -For God's sake, stop complaining to Steve about every little thing. He's not your mother. If you have a problem, PLEASE try to solve it yourself before running to the site creator for help.
    -I'm biased on this one. But please, ffs, use nice formats. And iclude credit, oh my god.
    -I love love love going through all the quotes of users I like. If you're bored or you feel there aren't any good quotes here anymore, go to your followers list, and read all of the quotes by someone. I tend to do this a lot for users who have already left.
    -Browse through 'following' lists. It's a great way to find new amazing users.
    -WRITING ORIGINAL QUOTES IS NOT HARD. And pretty much everyone prefers it. So give it a try. :L
    Okay, that's all I can think off the top of my head right now. Suggestions? Advice? Rants about the old witty and how much you miss it? The comment box is your friend. :') I may make more quotes like this. (Should I?) &&& what else lalalalaaaa, yeah,
    ACTUALLY DO THE STUFF ON THIS LIST PLS.
    P.S. Don't mind the tags. I need people to see this. xD

  10. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 10:44am EDT
    Last chance to give feedback
    on the new Witty Profiles before it goes live next week!
    http://test.wittyprofiles.com
    If you see something that needs improvement tell me and I'll fix it.
    I want everyone to be happy with the new layout.

  11. cacti * cacti *
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2014 6:12am EDT
    ✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎
    THE
    "earth"
    WITHOUT
    "art"
    IS
    JUST
    "eh."
    ✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎

  12. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2014 10:35pm EDT
    Have you ever been told to die?
     Ever just broke
    down and cried?
     Ever let the mean
    words affect you?
     Have you ever
    believed they were true?
     Believed something
    someone says?
     Believed it would
    be better if you were dead?
     Felt worthless and
    alone?
     Like you have no
    real home?
     Felt like every
    compliment is a lie?
     That you don't
    matter, you should die?
     Felt like people
    are prettier than you?
     Skinnier, smarter,
    more popular?
     It's not true.
     Society is wrong,
    and society hurts.
     But don't let it
    scar you, just with its words.
     Don't give up,
    don't believe what they say.
     Don't follow the
    crowds, because you're perfect in your own way.  ~ Mine.

  13. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 4:47pm EST
    Next time I start to develop a crush on someone please just punch me in the face instead

  14. cacti * cacti *
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2014 10:32am EDT
    Look how they shine for you.

  15. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 9:07pm EDT
    If all the extra squishy on my stomach
    could move to my bo. obs,
    I'd be a very happy girl.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

  16. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 3:29pm EDT
    I'm not anti-social, I'm selectively social. There's a difference.

  17. cacti * cacti *
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2014 10:44am EDT
    I watch the night
    turn light blue
    but it's not the same
    without you.

  18. AtmosFEAR AtmosFEAR
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2014 3:07pm EDT
    Guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
    Guys: eww fat chicks
    Guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish ugh it's so stupid
    Guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis they need to be feminine ugh
    Guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
    Guys: eww you look gross are you sick?? tired?? Dying???
    Guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
    Guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen b/tch thats not gonna get u a husband
    Guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs and stuff cmon lighten up
    Guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how f/cking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries??

  19. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2014 3:49pm EST
    I will never be fully impressed by technology until you can close YouTube on your phone and the music keeps playing

  20. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2014 6:32pm EDT
    ELLEN SHOULD WIN AN OSCAR FOR BEING ELLEN
    "AND THE OSCAR FOR THE BEST ELLEN DEGENERES GOES TO..... ELLEN DEGENERES'
    "AND THE OSCAR FOR BEST LEONARDO DECAPRIO GOES TO....ELLEN DEGENERES"

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