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Confession #40


I once walked in on my friend..
You know...
And we made eye contact
And he wouldn't stop
And I wanted to leave
But I couldn't
I was just frozen there
Looking in he eyes
Him looking back into mine
Then after about 10 minutes of hardcore rubbing
He asked me if I wanted to do it for him
I of course said no
Then he started going off
About how he can only release when thinking of me
And how much better it'd be if I actually did it for him
And how he waited his whole life for this moment
I still refused
So he asked if I could atleast get naked
Like an 'I'll show you mine if you show me yours' type thing
And you know
I wouldn't consider this embarrassing for me
If it wasn't for the fact
That he isn't the only friend of mine
Who does it thinking of me
Also for the fact
That he started describing vividly
What he thought I looked like naked...
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Confession #40 I once walked in on my friend.. You know... And

40 faves · 75 comments · Sep 21, 2013 12:07pm

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*Pierre-Auguste* · 1 decade ago
Omfg, cackling. This is a fanfic moment all I gotta say.
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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ * · 1 decade ago
Ohmygod this has happened to me before :o
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
This makes me feel so boring
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CaitlinAtTheDisco* · 1 decade ago
ohmygosh, imagine if you walked in and he just made casual conversation like; "hey what's up? how ya doing? seen any good movies lately?"
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Ogod. That would've been like halarious xD
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justinbieberlover6969 · 1 decade ago
Your life is so exciting compared to mine.. Lol
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
That's only because I got mixed up with the wrong people. Trust me, I wish I had a dull life.
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justinbieberlover6969 · 1 decade ago
Why?! I would kill for a life like yours, my life is as exciting as somebody swimming with their mouth open. Real exciting ^.^
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PrimarilyParamore* · 1 decade ago
Omgsh wow I'm so sorry
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Don't be sorry. This embarrassing stuff is made to make you laugh, not make you sorry. xD
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PrimarilyParamore* · 1 decade ago
Believe me I did,but still I can even imagine what id do if that happened to me
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Oh. Okay. As long as you laughed xD
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PrimarilyParamore* · 1 decade ago
Lolz ok :P
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*wookie bear** · 1 decade ago
cx hay
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Haygurl
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*wookie bear** · 1 decade ago
erm im so bured. and guessssss what? it's the weekend :o no dancing for meh. I go to a huge dance school for really good dancers, and it's REALLY hard cx im in my home town now, i can just drive. idk what i will do today...maybe go buy some food and eat it
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~Spoken Silence~* · 1 decade ago
omg this happened to me once, it was like oml i cant move!
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
RIGHT?
Like I didn't want to see that but I couldn't like walk away ;-;
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~Spoken Silence~* · 1 decade ago
I know! T-T this was the one who i mentioned in my one quote when he started to undress, and like, i knocked and everything, he said COME IN, or maybe it was c*ming?
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Oh. Ew. I am so sorry.
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~Spoken Silence~* · 1 decade ago
T-T it was horrible!
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*wookie bear** · 1 decade ago
ahhhh. StyllLovesYou is my other favourite acccccccount. if u see this hai
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meow* · 1 decade ago
awe, haaai
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*wookie bear** · 1 decade ago
*smooch* hai
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meow* · 1 decade ago
awe, you like me? *screams* I HAVE A FAN GIRL! *dies*
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*wookie bear** · 1 decade ago
cx I JUST WATCHED THAT MEET MEAT VIDEO IM SCARED SRSLY HELP
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meow* · 1 decade ago
I KNOW RIGHT.. LETS CRY TOGETHER?
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*wookie bear** · 1 decade ago
OKAI *cries in the rain with you, like in the movies*
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meow* · 1 decade ago
*cries in to your shoulder* Why do they have to be so cruel?!
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*wookie bear** · 1 decade ago
*cries* i don't knowwwwwwwwwww *shakes fists in the air* whyyyyyyyy
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meow* · 1 decade ago
I dont knowww, but starting today im a vegan.. but my parents dont know because theyre going to disagree -______- they dont share the same love i do for animals
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*wookie bear** · 1 decade ago
i dont' eat red meat, never have, my parents r sorta like 'why?' so they still have it for dinner cause no one else is a veg in my family, so i have t make myself other food or eat a lot of salad cx, but i really love chicken o.o :c
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meow* · 1 decade ago
I just realized that vegans and vegetarians arent the same thing.. X.X, well then im a vegetarian but i still drink milk and stuff.. and i dont eat red meat either.. (i think) no one else in my house is a vegetarian either so ill actually ahev to cook *shudders*
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*wookie bear** · 1 decade ago
cx ily cx do u like him?
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Like who? and ily2?
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*wookie bear** · 1 decade ago
do you like mr.let's get drunk and play call of duty mahn cx
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
He's a good friend. We 'dated' when we were like 7 xD
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*wookie bear** · 1 decade ago
oooo young romanceeeeeeeeeeee cx
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Pft xD
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*wookie bear** · 1 decade ago
cx so how old r u noww?

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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
17, hbu?
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*wookie bear** · 1 decade ago
eighteen. im going to the mall today to get chocolate o.o #thugg cx i graduated in june.
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
You're really pretty for being 18.
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*wookie bear** · 1 decade ago
cx aww thank you. so your in grade 12?
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Nah. Graduated a year early ;-;
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*wookie bear** · 1 decade ago
smartay? so are you in university yet?
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Mhm. And no, I'm not smart xD
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*wookie bear** · 1 decade ago
awww shut up. your perf. so whos lu? c;
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Oml. Don't get me started.
He's my sunshine on a cloudy day
The one I wish to spend my life with
I love him to bits
Like no words could explain
He is litterally the best person in the world
So caring and sweet and adorable.
He's all I ever want
And thankfully
He is mine.
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*wookie bear** · 1 decade ago
i feel the same way about my aaron c: yay
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*wookie bear** · 1 decade ago
so are you gonna call of duty with o.o
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Depends if I'm talking to the love of my life or not ;o
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meow* · 1 decade ago
Ewwww, and wow awko taco ^*^
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
xD
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meow* · 1 decade ago
hahaha what ahppened after?
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Things have been a bit awkward between us but he wants to get drunk and play COD with me tonight ;-;
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meow* · 1 decade ago
hahaha, be careful when he's drunk he might want to have se.x with you..
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Ugh. When he's sober he wants to have se.x with me xD
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meow* · 1 decade ago
hahaha, but be careful mkay? and say no to se.x
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
I will. Ugh. If we did do it not only would I be cheating on Lu but it'd be all awkz because we live in the same house. xD
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meow* · 1 decade ago
hahaha, yeah, and if he tries anything just slap him, it always works
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
I'll do more than slap him.
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meow* · 1 decade ago
good, and tell him not to get drunk cause bad things happen when a person is drunk, and just be safe, i dont want my LDR craycray 3wittainteer cuddle buddie to get hurt,,
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
I've seen him drunk before, he's the funny drunk. And I could kick his a'ss any day so...
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meow* · 1 decade ago
hahaha, mkay, you must be really strong.. (:
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Lolno. He's really weak.
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meow* · 1 decade ago
haha okai (: and have fun
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Thanks ;o
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meow* · 1 decade ago
Hehehe, :P
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
You have a fan girl up there ^^^^
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meow* · 1 decade ago
hahah i noticed.. im fangirling over you and shes fangirling over me..i think
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Oml. I'm fangirling over her so It's like a fangirl triangle~!
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meow* · 1 decade ago
Yaay! thats really awesum!
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myboys · 1 decade ago
that must've been awkward
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Ogoditwas xD
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