Relatives Quotes

TheCovertComic
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January 16, 2021 6:58pm UTC

Happy wife, happy life. Unhappy mother-in-law, happy wife.

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Anujsomany
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September 8, 2016 12:24am UTC

"People interfere in a person’s internal family matters not with an intention to resolve the feud, but mere with a selfish interest of showing own importance as a judge. Only foolish individual invites those devilish minds as mediators in own private home dispute."
~Anuj Somany

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Crazy girl*
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May 23, 2014 10:39am UTC

Alone with a relative ? One of the many conversation starters they ask: "Do you have a boyfriend??"
oh my god yes and I always answer it with “secret” because band members??!?? they’ll never understand or they start the conversation with “wow you’ve grown up so fast” “you lost/gained weight!!”

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zimchim*
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February 15, 2014 1:45am UTC

and the centaurs were invited too.
though wild and lawless,
they were nonetheless distant relatives.

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Victoria*
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December 29, 2013 9:48pm UTC

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I don't know why there are people -relatives in my
case- that tells you every single minute ''you're getting
fat, you must take care of your body...'', ''stop eating...''
I DON'T CARE.
You don't need to be skinny to be happy.
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Fαy Στylες*
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December 28, 2013 5:51pm UTC

Real pressure is when your mom walks in and you have
like 1.3 seconds to decide the least do.gdy tab to switch to

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Fαy Στylες*
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December 28, 2013 5:47pm UTC

That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.
" No no , really no, I won't take it ,please no... okay thanks"

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Skimrande
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December 10, 2013 5:36pm UTC

If you ever feel like your relatives give you weird presents just know that for my sixteenth birthday my grandma got me a card that said "sixty can be sexy" and for my seventeenth birthday she got me a box of brownie mix and two rolls of Scotch tape.

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DJ*
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October 24, 2013 1:40am UTC

"Halloween is the perfect time for all of your deceased relatives to visit anytime they want. Be good or else the ghost of your grandma will haunt you for life, until you start being good."
~derekajames

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CharliesTheName
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August 1, 2013 7:56pm UTC

You are related to your mom and dad.
Your mom is related to you.
Your dad is realated to you.
Your mom is NOT related to your dad.

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emilygm*
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July 13, 2013 10:58pm UTC

“I don't like the randoms; the people that just show up
around the Holidays. Relatives you didn't even
remember you had. Like, 'Who the he// is Otis, and why
is he on my couch?!' 'Oh, Shaquana, nice to see you! We
haven't talked since we were three years old, gossiping
about the latest episode of Rugrats!' Get the he// out of
my house.”
-Kingsley
format by dance818

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Hale_Storm18
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May 9, 2013 6:19pm UTC

It really p//sses me off when I catch my parents gossiping about me to
relatives. Like talk sh//it, get hit. B//tch.

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Hale_Storm18
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April 26, 2013 5:45pm UTC

That half hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.
"No, no, really, no. I won't take it. Please, no...okay. Thanks."

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AwkwardnessIsAwesome*
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April 17, 2013 8:48am UTC

Ladies and Gents Listen up!
Don't ever let anyone, friend, foe, sister, brother, mother or father tell you who or who not to date. They don't know what you want or need. They don't know what kind of person your bf/gf/crush is. Only you do. Don't miss the chance to meet someone new, someone exciting, someone you could fall in love with because your bestfriend commets, "Oh yeah I heard he's a player. Better not date him (Insert name)" NO! Do what you want to do!

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noseogefil
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March 19, 2013 2:54pm UTC

me when someone I hate talks about visting their relatives over break:
There are MORE of you?!

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 10:18pm UTC

Family is chosen.
Relatives, you're stuck with.

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noonewillknowwhoiam
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February 15, 2013 7:57pm UTC

I miss you. :/

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