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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 8:19pm UTC

I love how on Witty we all have lots of sass
but in real life, we can't even say hi without messing up.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 3:23pm UTC

The only reason
I enjoy going to bed is
so I can make stories up in my head
which makes my brain think
it’s actually real.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 4:15pm UTC

Everyone
gets their heart broken,
it just takes that special person
to sit down next to you
with the tape and glue,
helping you put it back together
so they can steal it
and show you what real love is.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 7:28pm UTC

My boyfriend and I are so different.
I exist, he doesn't.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 3:43pm UTC

The real b//tch list:
-Scar
-The guy who killed Bambi's mom
-The barracuda that ate Nemo's mom

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 4:54pm UTC

when i was thirteen my sister had
a boyfriend who had a wicked hot cousin. they knew i found him attractive. so, being the two that they were, they forced jarrod into my bedroom, as i was awtching tv, in just. a. bra.

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 2:23pm UTC

having a crush is like having that little piece of rock stuck in your shoe and you stop walking and shake it out and you’re pretty sure it’s gone but then a half hour later you feel it under your toe and you’re like oh no

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 4:54pm UTC

♥ ♥ ♥
I want my first marriage
to be my only
marriage.
♥ ♥♥

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Alexwise
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 7:15pm UTC

At what point do we stop calling it "real life" and just start calling it "offline"?

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 2:15am UTC

Don't you dare give up on this life.
Not today.
Not tonight.
Not tomorrow.
Not ever.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 12:07am UTC

Girl's makeup then:
Lipgloss, eyeliner, eyeshadow, blush, etc.
Girl's makeup now:
Photoshop

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notyouraverageteenagegirl
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 5:23pm UTC

i miss the days
when the only thing i had to worry about was being the
"line leader"...
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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Rebellion
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 6:45am UTC

Jesus: Listen, y'all love everyone, treat them how you would want to be treated.
Society: Jesus, what if they're gay?
Jesus: Did I studder?

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 4:58pm UTC

You know how some days you feel
like a professional artist and you can draw
anything in the world then on other days you
feel like sitting in the corner and crying for 7
hours straight because you can't draw a
decent line

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† *
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 8:21pm UTC

When you realize,
Who the fake and who the real friends in High School are.

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
May 18, 2014 6:46pm UTC

Here’s to the crazy ones.
The misfits.
The rebels.
The troublemakers.
The round pegs in the square holes.
The ones who see things differently.
They’re not fond of rules.
And they have no respect for the status quo.
You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them.
About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them.
Because they change things.
They push the human race forward.
And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius.
Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Apple Inc.

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 3:37pm UTC

She needed a friend,
She needed to cry.
She needed to mend,
She needed to die.
She needed to starve,
She needed to cry.
She needed to carve,
She needed to die.
She decided to run,
She decided to cry.
She found a gun.
She made herself die.

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noseogefil
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 4:33pm UTC

popular girl: Omg you're so gorgeous!! Like why can't I be as pretty as youuu ;(
popular girl: No way girl you're sooo beautiful I'm sooo jealous!!
fight all the time
me: Eww, this looks gross
my friends in unison: like your face
friendship lasts for years

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 2:05pm UTC

Dear society,
You told her if she wore that dress,
She'd be the prettiest of all.
You told her she should wear high heels,
Because they would make her tall.
You told her how to have her hair,
And how much skin to show.
You told her exactly what to wear.
Trust me, because I know.
She hated wearing dresses,
And she couldn't walk in heels.
She couldn't live to your standards,
And all of you ideals.
So you told her she was a 'freak'
And that she'd never fit in.
But then you said nothing,
As she put a blade to her skin.
You should of told her that,
Se didn't need the make-up
Because being her was fine
She could wear what made her happy,
And she shouldn't be defined.
But when you came to realise,
That she never knew you cared.
You that you'd of told her,
The world was better with her there.

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 2:02am UTC

I believe in second chances,
I just don't think everyone deserves one.

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