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Mia*
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June 17, 2014 10:34am UTC

It's harder than it seems, I'm underwater in my dreams. Im in awe, this jigsaw, puzzles not complete

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chachawawabubu
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May 6, 2014 9:53pm UTC

Adventures of my Dad
Episode #1: Rapping
*In the car with mom and dad*
Dad: Traffic lights are green, amber and red
If we don't follow the signs, then we'll be dead.
My pretty wife, don't look at me like I'm crazy
I do all the cooking cause you're too damn lazy. Burn!

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Arsonal*
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March 19, 2014 10:06pm UTC

From the jump you could tell my attitude was way different than them dudes tryna rap at you cuz half them dudes would you the same platitude thinking this is gonna get the girl laughing soon. Not true home boy but i like the entertainment you threw so much money that i thought that it was raining, and so did like 15 other guys, you should try the other side crazytown live, playing butterflies
what do ya think of that one lizzy bizzy? c:

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skilletbiscuit
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February 5, 2014 3:24pm UTC

You know you have a good class when everyone drops everything and raps Loose Yourself by Eminem in the middle of class...
And the teacher doesn't care.

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Jenny*
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November 8, 2013 7:58pm UTC

If I was a rapper my name would be SirRuinsRhymes

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whereismymind
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August 5, 2013 1:47pm UTC

Why cant rappers rap about nice things like, "girl Im gonna rip your clothes off, then give them to the homeless"

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vanilla_shortcake
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May 27, 2013 6:47am UTC

The UK grime sensation Dizzee Rascal is so named because he holds the world record for the longest time spinning on the spot. Dizzee managed a staggering 4 years, 9 months 4 hours and 3 minutes without falling over.

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wasted_wishes
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February 16, 2013 10:00pm UTC

2 Chainz: She got a big booty, so I call her big booty.
Me: *Wipes away tears*
Me: That was some deep sh*t man.

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