Best Put Quotes This Month

basicallyeric
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January 25, 2013 6:17pm UTC

When british people try to sound american, they either sound like a stuck up snotty girl from a movie, a ghetto rapper from the streets or an uneducated surfer from california.

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IEatPieAllDayandNight
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 8:11pm UTC

i've got thoughts more tangled
than my headphones.

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animallovers46
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 9:29pm UTC

Nerd Girl Problems #5
Having to put a good book down to do things like eat, or sleep.

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Picturesque Wonderland.*

posted a quote
December 20, 2013 3:21pm UTC

Never put off till tomorrow
The fun you can have today.

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BeautifullyMe
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 6:08pm UTC

I want to watch The Breakfast Club so bad but I need to know something before I ever do:
Why is it called "The Breakfast Club?"
*I really do want to watch it, I'm not saying anything bad about it.*

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yuzermali
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 1:58pm UTC

I swear, trying to understand some people is like trying to smell the color 9.

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Amenah
posted a quote
February 7, 2016 4:22pm UTC

gonna keep dragging across the coals until i get to somewhere it doesn't burn
the whole world can't be made of fire, there's not enough energy in the universe for that.

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daisybug2000
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 7:30pm UTC

Me: Wanna hear a secret?
Andrew: YES
Me: Ok, this might surprise you, under these clothes......I'M NAKED O.O
True story

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Lifehappens
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 5:03pm UTC

Put yourself first
♥

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EpicGal5150
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 8:28pm UTC

hi can someone tell me how to put pictures on my profile and not the one that you beging with that has the person on it but other ones thanks!

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AwesomeUsername
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 6:38pm UTC

studies have shown that i hate everyone

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nameyou2468
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 10:32pm UTC

i just realized that this is the last school year
where all students in high school
will be from the 90's

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daisybug2000
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 2:31pm UTC

Come on,
Skinny love
Just last the year....
Pour a little salt
We were never
Here.

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...*
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 4:01pm UTC

Wishing on a shooting star in the sky
We can do anything if we try
Can't ressurect ghandi
Ressurect king but
If we put our heads together
//////////We can do anything\\\\\\\\\\
>>>>like<<<<
|||||You don't have to be a billionare|||||
>>You don't have to have<<
Much too show how much care
--Like--
give a wink
~Give a kiss~
--Like--
give a little happiness
Like like like

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yuzermali
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 2:01pm UTC

If you watch Home Alone backwards, its a story about two men who are helped out of traps by a young child, who then cleans them up.
Then the child's family comes home and yells at him.

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Cotect336
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 9:18pm UTC

The deepest secrects
Hide in the softest smiles

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TimmyToTheTurner
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 3:22pm UTC

forget
the ones who forgot you
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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BeautifullyMe
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 5:02am UTC

It makes me so mad when people constantly complain that they miss the old Disney Channel shows. But the truth is people only remember what they want to, I've recently watched some reruns of Lizzie McGuire and Thats So Raven, and I can honestly say that there not as good as I remember. You liked most of them because you were kids and what gives you the right to try and get rid of the shows Disney created for the new generation. Their childhood is just beginning and your childhood is over, get over it.

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 6:18pm UTC

I hate how everyone puts themselves down.
Please stop, you all are perfect to me <3

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MissF2F2F2
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 11:23am UTC

Hi, I'm Danni, but you can just call me socially awkward.

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