President Quotes

S E R I N A ♡*
posted a quote
November 11, 2016 3:54pm UTC

If You..
If You're Walking Down The Right
Path And You Are Willing To
Keep Walking
Eventually,
Youll Make Process.
Obama

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
May 13, 2015 9:51pm UTC

Hey guys is your refrigerator running?
Because i dont like the current
Presidential candidates. 😒

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ughitsnikki
posted a quote
June 14, 2014 2:05pm UTC

I'm George WashingDONE with you.

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kmsxx*
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May 22, 2014 4:50pm UTC

“When we were five, they asked us what we wanted to be when we grew up. Our answers were things like astronaut, president, or in my case, a princess. When we were ten, they asked us again and we answered – rock star, cowboy, or in my case, gold medalist. But now that we’ve grown up, they want a serious answer. Well, how 'bout this: who the hell knows? This isn’t the time to make hard and fast decisions, this is the time to make mistakes. Take the wrong train and get stuck somewhere. Fall in love,a lot. Major in philosophy ‘cause there’s no way to make a career out of that. Change your mind. And change it again, because nothing's permanent. So make as many mistakes as you can. That way, someday, when they ask what we want to be, we won’t have to guess. We’ll know.”

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LestWeBeForgotten
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May 2, 2014 10:54pm UTC

So a while back a dude said that when the first black president was ellected, that pigs would fly.
When obama was ellected...
the swine flu broke out.

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*crybaby*
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January 2, 2014 5:14am UTC

me: *just woke up*
me: *walks into family room*
parents: OH YOU'RE UP WHY DON'T YOU LET THE DOGS OUT COOK BREAKFAST TEND TO THE GARDEN DO THE LAUNDRY GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL GET A DEGREE AND RUN FOR PRESIDENT

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Phishy
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 9:19am UTC

--Rules of a Lady--
“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.” -Eleanor Roosevelt

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happiest*
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October 14, 2013 3:03pm UTC

my drunken father came home, pointed at my socks and said ‘what the fck are those’

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happiest*
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October 14, 2013 3:01pm UTC

oback barama is such a good president
now name 5 of his songs

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CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
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October 1, 2013 10:31pm UTC

Because I'm british, people ask me if I would take a bullet for the president.I would take a bullet for anyone. Because if I survive, I'm definitely getting laid....Gavin

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ShaniaL
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September 30, 2013 9:39pm UTC

Okay I will tell you straight up that I am not an obama fan. But y'all have to understand. Not every little problem with america is his fault. If someone gave you a pile of sh/t and told you to make it into gold could you? No. Yeah he is a dumb/ss but still.

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kristabff
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September 28, 2013 7:50pm UTC

In 20 years:
Winning candidate for president: woahh so like i just won this election lol hashtag swag
brb let me get my phone i'm gonna instagram and tweet this
Losing candidate for president: wTF OMFG
HOW COULD YOU PICK THEM
I CANT EVEN
I DESERVE THIS
I MEAN HE CANT EVEN SPELL
AND I HAVE MORE FOLLOWERS THAN HIM ON TWITTER
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS AN OUTRAGE IM TAKING OFF MY "GOVERNMENT ∞" TATTOO RN

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mtndewhm*
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September 21, 2013 7:13pm UTC

AUSTIN CARLILE FOR PRESIDENT
Austin Carlile should be our leader because we owuld all get free Squidgy's and 6 meths a day. I would also like to have Alan Ashby as vice presidents so we would all have our own cat. Pierce The Veil and All Time Low should run the rest of the government. We could have free concerts every night and free band merch every Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
Cats.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 8:30pm UTC

She was still Hannah Montana when Bush was president!
Thanks, Obama!

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BlackRoses *
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 4:33pm UTC

ACCEPT IT
When somebody gives you a lollipop… that person has your vote for school president

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Chelsea_Loves_You
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August 6, 2013 1:37am UTC

I Wish Ellen Was President:)

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theinfinitejar
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 1:51pm UTC

Vote for NOBODY!
NOBODY will keep election promises!
NOBODY will listen to your concerns!
NOBODY will help the poor and unemployed!
NOBODY tells the truth!
NOBODY is the BEST CHOICE for YOU!
I saw this online. Nmq. Not meant to bash anybody. I just thought it was "witty." Ha....ha...ha...

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converse_girl17
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July 16, 2013 9:04pm UTC

So let me get this strait..
Charlie Sheen can have a p.orn family, Kelsey Grammer can end a 15 year marriage over the phone, Larry King can be on divorce number 9, Brittany Spears can have a 55 hour marriage, Jesse James and Tiger Woods can, while married, still have se.x with other women, and yet the idea of same-se.x marriage is going to destroy the institution of marriage.
Animals are cruely raised and forced to breed for livestock. They are treated badly and stuffed on farms too small for the amount of them in the area. They then are brutally killed for meat. On top of that he ferment in your stomach before they are totally digested. And yet I'm weird for being a vegiterian and refusing my share of the meat.
Innocent men and women are being put on trial under falsly accused facts and then are sentenced for life for crimes they may not have done. And yet our legal system continues.
Our president, instead of trying to get us out of our trillions of dollars in debt, is spending our tax dollars on the affect of video games on the senior citizen's mind. And yet, millions of people in the US alone struggle to find their next meal.
.. I don't know how I had planned to finish this. But it's not right where we are now. It's not right for it to be this way.

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DeathOfASon
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June 30, 2013 1:32pm UTC

crime rates down 100% after president makes it illegal to do crimes.
"i don’t know why we didn’t think of this before," he said

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lovelusthatedisgust
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June 14, 2013 7:14pm UTC

Freedom is the last, best hope on Earth
-Abraham Lincoln

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