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  1. addy* addy*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2014 12:13pm UTC
    The past is not your past if it's still impacting your present.

  2. express_colors express_colors
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2014 12:20pm UTC
    Yesterday is history,
    Tomorrow is a mystery,
    But today is a gift.
    That's why we call it the present.
    -Winnie the Pooh

  3. LoveMeBetterAfterDeath LoveMeBetterAfterDeath
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2014 9:19pm UTC
    I used to come here daily, and then I'd delete all evidence that I'd come on here, just in case any memeber of my family found out. I don't think I'll ever understand why this place was so important to me. I think it was because I could just be who I wanted when I came here, and I liked that freedom. Whenever I logged on, I'd see an old member saying "I remember the good old days where there were really great people and good quotes and you'd get hundreds of likes on one thing". Well, I was never around for that. I was always classed as a new member. But now, I can see where those people were coming from. Witty used to be my salvation. Right now, it just doesn't seem right.

  4. 1mrsseguin9 1mrsseguin9
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2014 3:16pm UTC
    I need advice from someone who really likes the movie Mean Girls... anyone?

  5. BluRoseHeart* BluRoseHeart*
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 2:13am UTC
    The reason people find it so
    Hard to be Happy
    Is that they always see;
    The Past:
    Better then it was.
    The Present:
    Worse then it is.
    And the Future:
    Less resolved then it will be.

  6. MohawkMojo MohawkMojo
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 5:49pm UTC
    Maybe....just maybe giving you that present will put a smile on your face, and for once I can feel happy knowing that I did my job....maybe...

  7. StayGoldPonyboy* StayGoldPonyboy*
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 12:37am UTC
    Whoops its almost Valentines Day. Um. Oopsie

  8. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 9:20pm UTC
    format-br0kenwings
     
    When the night is dark,
    and the bottle empty, it's easy for the
    shadows of the past
    to cover the beauty of the present and future.
    DO NOT
    ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format
    by: br0kenwings

  9. ArmagedonNinjaX ArmagedonNinjaX
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 1:42pm UTC
    So NASA says that a strange rock appeared in front of the rover after taking another picture. Best description that NASA, the huge science aerodynamics group involving space discoveries, was that it looked like A JELLY DONUT. Ladies and gentlemen, if you don't recall, JFK said "Ich bin ein berliner" which translates to....I'm a jelly donut. WHICH MEANS: JFK IS FROM MARS, AND THAT PEOPLE FROM BERLIN, MARS. Just as your....fun theory of the day :D

  10. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 10:36pm UTC
    I just realized what the present beside my username means.

  11. Iwannacookie2304 Iwannacookie2304
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 1:46pm UTC
    Do you ever just remember all the embarrassing things you've ever done and thought 'oh my god i want to punch past me in the face.'

  12. OutrightAwesome OutrightAwesome
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 5:35pm UTC
    Sometimes the people with the worst past,
    create the best future.

  13. cassiejayy* cassiejayy*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 12:06am UTC
    I got the best Christmas present ever! my baby got me a stuffed penguin, an opal ring, & a diamomd necklace. then he asked me out again! i still cant believe it!!

  14. Betsaaaaaaay Betsaaaaaaay
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 3:29pm UTC
    i got an early christmas present :)

  15. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 1:11pm UTC
    My presense is a present merry christmas everyone

  16. Rico* Rico*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 6:36pm UTC
    Once upon a time, there was this foolish traveller, who’d gone on a journey, why was he foolish, well because he was fooled by everyone he met. “Please some money for medicine” said an old lady, and he gave money to her. Everywhere he went people made up all kinds of sad stories to tell him, and the traveller fell for every one of them, “I have a sick younger sister” a little girl said to him, “I don’t have money to buy seeds to plant in my fields” a man said to him, and he gave to them each something of his. Pretty soon his money, his clothes, even his shoes had been cheated away from him, but the foolish traveller was always glad to help, and he always told people the same thing, he said, “I wish you happiness”. But by this point though, the traveller was completely naked, and with nothing left to cover himself, he decided to leave the main road and travel through the dense forest, where no one could see him. But soon he was discovered by the goblins that lived in the woods. The goblins wanted to eat the traveller’s body, so they begged, and they pleaded, and they used kind words to try and trick him, of course, the traveller was fooled, first he let the goblins eat one of his legs, then an arm, then more and more, before it was over, all the traveller had left was his head. He’d even given his eyes away to the last of the goblins, and as that last goblin was eating the traveller’s eyes, he turned and said “Thank you traveller, in return I leave you this present”, what the goblin left was a slip of paper with the word “fool” written on it. The traveller couldn’t see it, he didn’t know what it was, even so, tears began to float of his face. “Thank you” he said, “This is the first present anyone’s ever given me, I’m so happy, I’m so happy thank you”. Even without his eyes, he cried and he cried great tears of joy. Then the traveller died… the smile is still on his face. …I feel so sorry for him, see… lost, hardship, things like that, you can’t really focus on them. The traveller didn’t, he never thought about his own troubles at all, I imagine that it probably does sound foolish to some people, but not to me. I don’t think he’s foolish at all, even though other people would probably think he was being tricked, I don’t think he was, I think he did exactly what he wanted to do… I think more than anything he just wanted to make other people happy.
    ~ Fruits Basket

  17. Lainee_9904 Lainee_9904
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 1:14pm UTC
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    Story time? So today, I got the most amazing gift ever from my best friend. She knows that ever since I discovered Machine Gun Kelly and his music, that I've been totally obsessed and in love. And this morning when I come to school, there's a present sitting in my locker and of course it's from her but she was nowhere to be found.I opened in and I saw it was a poster and I just thought to myself that it had to be something to do with Machine Gun Kelly, and surely enough it was. Ahhh! It was a poster with one of my favorite quotes from one of his songs off of his first album and not only did it have the quote itself, which would have been amazing all on its own, but there was the picture that went behind it, too. I don't really know, I'm just super happy. I then proceeded to tell her that I won't be hanging it on my wall next to other posters, but I will be framing it and hanging it up like the peice of perfection it is. Oh, Machine Gun Kelly, you're royalty..
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  18. anime_lover anime_lover
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 4:59pm UTC
    I may forgive, but i'll never forget.

  19. Last Serenade* Last Serenade*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 9:34pm UTC
    Thinking about the future
    I stand
    right here
    leaning against the wall
    wondering why I tried to mask
    myself
    looking like a fool
    traumatically foolish
    insensibly stupid

  20. bettyann123 bettyann123
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    The cutest present a guy could give me would be a kiss. He'd be like "I didn't know what to get you so I got you this" and then he'd kiss me, and when it was over he'd walk away, leaving me staring after him, and omg if this ever happened I think I might die.

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