Best Present Quotes This Week

JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 12:42pm UTC

It's my birthday
There is a present by my name,
It excites me

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Living_Life_Freely
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 8:40pm UTC

A gift card is a great way to say,
"go buy your own f**kking present"

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 6:31pm UTC

My mom just came back from her trip to Canada.
Do you know what she brought back for me?
A 40 mL bottle of maple syrup

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Ethanol
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 4:21am UTC

No matter how hard the past,
you can always begin again

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bettyann123
posted a quote
December 15, 2013 4:45pm UTC

The cutest present a guy could give me would be a kiss. He'd be like "I didn't know what to get you so I got you this" and then he'd kiss me, and when it was over he'd walk away, leaving me staring after him, and omg if this ever happened I think I might die.

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roseth0rn
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 9:14am UTC

If you are depressed, you are living in the past.
If you are anxious, you are living the future.
If you are at peace, you are living in the present.

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
March 31, 2013 11:04pm UTC

Never look back
{ { { unless you're planing to go that way.

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McDreamer*
posted a quote
December 12, 2014 3:25pm UTC

Sometimes the past is something
you-just-can't-let-go-of-and
Sometimes the past is something
we-'ll-do-anything-to-forget
and sometimes we learn something
new-about-the-past--that-changes-everything
we know about the present.
grey's-anatomy

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anime_lover
posted a quote
December 16, 2013 4:59pm UTC

I may forgive, but i'll never forget.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 8:38pm UTC

Have you ever noticed that there's no present
like as soon as we do something it's done, it's over with, it's in the past
me typing this has become the past
you reading that last sentence is the past
there is no actual present

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FallenAngel*
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 12:49pm UTC

You can spend
your life holding
on, or you can
show the idiot
who broke your
heart what he's
missing!

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 6:28pm UTC

Dear unfollowers,
enjoy your present as your missing out on the fun... *hands you Blood On The Dance Floor shirt and crocs*

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*compassionate soul*
posted a quote
January 1, 2015 12:21pm UTC

Surrender to what is.
Let go of what was.
Have faith in what will be.

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beautifulhomicide
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 4:30pm UTC

butterflies died
in my stomach
and the roses
wilted too
it seems that nothing
is beatiful anymore
not even you

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beautifulhomicide
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 3:08pm UTC

We had been trying to be adults since we
were 15
When we finally reached 18, nothing
changed
It wasn't until we were lying on the
bathroom floor
Drunk and high in two different states
That we realized
Age is just a number
And reality is learning there's no such
thing as being an adult
You only grow older
And if you're lucky
Maybe a little wiser

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seafoam*
posted a quote
March 22, 2016 7:45pm UTC

wHeRe is THe GiRL i was
A YEAR AGO? 2 YEARS AGO?
What would she think of me now?

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beautifulhomicide
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 3:30pm UTC

All school has given me is
Chewed down fingernails
Tired, lifeless eyes
And the notion I'm not good enough

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beautifulhomicide
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 2:58pm UTC

I wish someone would randomly tell me little facts about myself. Not ones that I have already told them but ones they have picked up by themselves because they care enough to notice the little things I do

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dontsellyourselfshort
posted a quote
January 17, 2016 7:55pm UTC

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No matter how many coins you toss into the fountain, or how many fingers you cross, if its not meant to be, it won't happen.

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beautifulhomicide
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 3:32pm UTC

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever. The goal is to create something that will.

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