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Tay*
posted a quote
December 17, 2013 6:37pm UTC

I feel like memorizing an album should
automatically earn you a free concert ticket.

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Girl With a Cat Head*
posted a quote
December 14, 2013 5:46pm UTC

I don't think you understand that whether or not you say I don't bother you I feel like I bother you.

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josie*
posted a quote
December 10, 2013 2:23pm UTC

Can we start over?
Can we be strangers again?
Let me introduce myself
We can laugh and talk
We can relearn what we already know
We can come up with new inside jokes
We can create new memories
Let's give each other a second chance

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username*
posted a quote
December 3, 2013 6:49pm UTC

So I want to be skinny and stuff...but I can't seem to replace junk food and video games with healthy foods and exercise.

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username*
posted a quote
December 2, 2013 8:04pm UTC

gooby pls.

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🐝*
posted a quote
November 25, 2013 4:04pm UTC

So, everytime I see you, I kind of get this wierd feeling.
I've seen you only three times, and I feel like a freshman again.
That was 5 years ago, and for some reason I feel that you
think the same thing about me. But please, just tell me, ask me,
talk to me about it, because we are both too scared. I can't make
the first move anymore...

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kristabff
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 1:29pm UTC

Me: hey do you mind doing me a favorite

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Ce'ce*
posted a quote
November 22, 2013 11:17pm UTC

How about we get this over with

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 20, 2013 6:09am UTC

i literally wanna lie on the floor
and not think for a good month or two

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zer0*
posted a quote
November 17, 2013 9:35am UTC

i'm basically just useless facts and sadness
in a sack of flesh wow appealing much amaze date me pls

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 8:46pm UTC

TEACH
ME
HOW
TO
LOVE
AGAIN

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basicallyjesus
posted a quote
November 14, 2013 11:58am UTC

petition for us to just skip november and go straight to christmas.

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Aurora876
posted a quote
November 12, 2013 9:33pm UTC

Maybe someone can go on witty chat and talk wif me before I do things I'd regret like talk to forbidden him

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ItsRachaelxo
posted a quote
November 12, 2013 3:19pm UTC

http://ask.fm/RachaelAmeliaBiersack

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 8:45pm UTC

Guys, we're getting tons of new members.
One problem though.
They probably think Witty is deserted, because the top quotes have like, 80 faves.
We need to fix this, fave more of the quotes. Don't be lazy, DO IT.
When I first came to this website, I was shocked at how there were 400 faves on a top quote EACH DAY.
It made me want to stay here. I'm getting worried because people think that WE'RE ALL ABANDONING WITTY
when really we're here (most of us) and we just aren't faving quotes.
We need to start now. I will too.
Maybe we can all comment ideas on how to get Witty more popular?

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StormForceHeart
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 1:00pm UTC

what is kanye west's favourite kind of omelette?
omeletteyoufinish

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🐝*
posted a quote
October 24, 2013 7:29pm UTC

i hate my generation
we move forward with technology
but still edit our photos to look older
we hold up our phones at concerts
and send hashtags instead of applause
we blame society as if isn’t composed of ourselves
we do too much speaking with our fingers
and too much feeling with our heads
our heart and are voice have gotten lost in 140 characters
and replaced by the click of a mouse
i am getting really tired of people trying to make reality so
ditigal

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kristabff
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 5:56pm UTC

I may not know what
the fox says but i know what my follow button says it says "push me, and then just touch me, until i get my satisfaction" you heard that follow button you do what it says
please

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CatchYourPandas
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 5:30pm UTC

http://www.yourworldoftext.com/CatchYourPandas
Write anything you want!

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beautiful❥*
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 11:41am UTC

holdontomefortherestofyourlife

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